How To Get Any Guy
An Anonymous Friend
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Preface Why Oh Why?
I wrote this book after years and years of personal experience and laborious research (otherwise known as dating) and gathering the relationship experiences of many other women from around the world (otherwise known as gossiping) This book uses spiritual, psychological, sociological, physical and cultural techniques to get the men you want. It merges Neuro-Linguistic programming, motivational techniques, sense memory, emotional memory, linguistic skills and many, many other techniques to provide you with a comprehensive instruction manual to be able to obtain practically any man you desire. If you want to catch a mouse you don’t just keep chasing it around and around all day … they’re too fast and agile, so we have created ways to catch them that use OUR skills to OUR advantage and minimize the escape options so that little mouse gets caught and we don’t tire ourselves out from all the chasing. This is what this book provides, many, many techniques that will change your life and the way you look at dating and men forever. You will love some, already do a few, others may actually turn out to be too successful for you! But no matter how you use them and which ones you use, you will find information in this book that you will never have read before. I do, however, guarantee you will have seen all of these techniques in action before… in those women we all know who always can ‘get any guy’… not the prettiest girls, or the hottest but somehow they capture the hearts of ALL the men… and we just cant frigin understand why!!! But now I have studied their behavior, broken it down and written it out… like the best performing athlete… now we can see how they perform at the optimum level and use these techniques to improve our own performance…. You don’t have to be the most beautiful, the tallest, the thinnest, the brightest, the blondest… you don’t have to feel rejection, have difficulty finding a man or most of all… LET THEM HAVE THE POWER... you don’t have to use all these techniques or memorize them ... But trust me, by knowing just a few you will put the power back into your hands, and be able to enjoy it… ladies: Prepare to Get Any Man.
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A Moose, a Moose! My Life for a Moose
Waking early one morning a man packs two heavy rucksacks into his truck and sets off into the early morning. He heads onto the freeway and after 8 long hours turns onto a winding forest road. For four hours he drives through rough vegetation and overgrowth until finally arriving at a small campground. He unpacks his rucksacks and begins to build a tent. After 2 hours of struggling the tent stands erect and he settles in for the night. Sleeping fitfully he is woken by the sounds of the forest, he makes a small breakfast and packs a lighter rucksack of essentials and weapons for his mission. He loads everything onto his back and using his compass makes his way into the undergrowth, rifle at the ready. After 3 hours of hiking, he comes upon a shallow river, he wades through water up to his knees. Three hours later exhausted and hungry he pushes further into the forest, finally resting for a moment when he can’t walk anymore. As he sits he hears a noise behind him, he quickly jumps up, grabs his rifle and silently creeps towards the noise, Closer and closer he gets and with all his courage and energy he darts out through the trees to find the source of the noise. The beast drinking from the river sees him and tries to escape but the hunter raises his rifle and aims, shooting the animal straight between the eyes. The great animal locks him with a piercing stare before dropping to the ground dead. The hunter closes in on the animal, ties it, and begins to drag the heavy animal back to the campsite. The journey dragging the animal takes over 8 hours, and leads well into the night, crossing rivers and ravines as he pulls the animal behind. Finally arriving back at the campsite he loads the animal onto the truck. 12 hours later he arrives home with the animal still tied securely to his truck. He calls his friend who drives over and collects the animal. A week later the man stands proudly in his living room with a crowd of his close and
6 personal friends. Pointing at the majestic moose head hung high above the fireplace taking pride of place …he explains How he drove twelve hours just to get to the forest. How he camped out overnight. How he struggled and fought his way through the forest for three hours. How he heard it and chased it down. Shot it and tied it to the back of his truck. Dragged it back by hand for 8 hours. Drove all he way back with it through the night. But now here it is, finally, this great beast belongs to him, he has it and it will stay with him forever. It will take pride of place in his house showing him the worthy prize he finally won. But here is the question girlies… If the exact same moose was just dumped, dead, it on his doorstep… Would he want it? Would he care for it? Would he give it pride of place in his home? Tell his friends and family how much it means to him? No… The only thing that separates these two moose is that One he had to work hard for and the other was just dumped on his doorstep thus One had great value and is deserving of great love and respect and the other one? Well you can find it in the garbage So with that agreed on, ladies I promise with this book you will learn: How to stop being the Dead Moose.
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How To Get Any Guy Yes, even THAT one!
Okay! Calm down, Calm down! I’m not suggesting you look like at dead moose! There in an analogy and moral in there somewhere and please get used to them… because they’re used quite a lot in this book… and this book ladies, is going to tell you everything you need to ‘Get Any Man.’ Yes I know there have been a million books all promising this and never delivering, trust me I’ve read them…but this book has all they have to offer and oh baby…sooo much more… We are going to show you ways, tools, behavior, words, actions to actually get ANY guy, and then, of course, ways to keep them. But just as important, we will show you the ways to lose them. Because in the act of getting any man, its just as important to understand what ‘not to do’…. as actually ‘doing’ what you should.
9 Sorry You’re Not On The Guy List So you cant come in! Okay get a coffee, a low-fat muffin, close the blinds and settle in for the evening. We are going to investigate this properly in all aspects, together. But before we really get into it I am going to ask you to do something you may have done before in some dodgy selfhelp book but I promise play along with us this is different… your doing it for a different reason this time… Now take out your trusty pen and paper and write out… exactly what you want in your IDEAL guy… and I mean exactly. The list So start with the physical… Height Weight, Body type Hair colour Eye colour Shoes size ( Well, apparently theres a connection here…) and now move onto the… Personality Job Wealth, Location, Dress sensee Relationship history, Family Friends, Hobbies, Likes, Sexual preference (Yes, I‘ve been caught out with this one before!) Dislikes then include… Must haves, Must NOT haves, Must be Must not bes
10 Now normally your told to stick this under your pillow and wait for the ‘Sex fairy’ to deliver your 6 foot, hung-like-a-donkey, mute, rich, trust-fund stud, with an unhealthy obsession of pleasing women and a fascination of shopping…for other people. But girls…. We are using this for a different reason. This list is NOW to be used to remind yourself that: NO GUY MEETS EVERY ONE OF YOUR DESIRES NO GUY IS PERFECT, NO GUY HITS ALL YOUR BUTTONS, THAT YOU ARE COMPROMISING YOUR ASS OFF FOR HIM Sorry for the harsh reality, but there is no guy on earth who will meet every requirement you put in your list in the right amounts. So now, in moments of desperation, and self-doubt when your fingers are wavering near the telephone, and your convinced you can’t live without him, or you wont ever find anyone like him again…look at this list and remind yourself: Exactly how much he falls short of your requirements anyway You take out this list… and use it to give yourself a cold hard reality check with some solid facts to help you clear the mist of ‘love’, ‘wanting;’ and ‘rejection’ that has blinded you from seeing the true reality of the situation. This is the reality that you generally see 6 months after you’ve split, when you’ve met someone else, or when you meet an old love 10 years later. But this practice girlies will be a tool to give you that control, reality and vision when you actually need it and in time to save your relationship. …I.E. NOW. Check your list: No man is the only man in the world, No man is ever your ideal man, No man ever hits ALL your buttons at once. Remember: If the universe can create a billion people, if the universe can design us so we create unique individuals from our own genes and allow them to grow within us, the mountains to the streams, the rivers to the rapids, the clouds to the crocodiles. Him, it, them, she, whatever, can create someone to enter into your life and enhance it and bring you love, joy and happiness… not pain. No man will ever be perfect, but they should inspire in you happiness, love and joy…And that is exactly what you should expect, deserve and take for yourself.
11 Except no less. And you will get no less.
And if someone is NOT providing that for you, in the inimitable words of our author ‘an anonymous friend’ …
“Move the F*CK on girlfriend!”
“Hey Mr. Man, You’re so wrong how can you ever be right?”
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Deal or No Deal ‘How-ie’ chooses. Now we have who, now we want where…. Straight off, lets clear up clubs. Clubs, big busy, ‘cool hang out’, ‘trendy place to be’ clubs, are in my opinion not the place to meet your dream lover. Yes, you can do it but you also can eat a curry without using a fork – but it aint pretty, it aint easy, and you normally end up in a bit of a mess afterwards. Let me put it to you straight, suppose you want a puppy, you’ve decide you want a nice little puppy, your thinking hmmm…four legs, a tail maybe, a quiet bark and a whole lota love. Okay specifics wise you were thinking of a little Chihuahua Now suppose you walked down your street and as your putting you trash out you look into your alley way and lo and behold… wow! What unbelievable synchronicity!?! It’s meant to be!?! Fate? Blah blah blah… but there, is a little Chihuahua. Four legs? Yep. A tail? Yep. A quiet bark? …Um, well you can’t have everything. You’ve been thinking about this, you’ve been planning it and here it is. The universe brought it to you now! So you take him home, wrap him up and profess to love him forever. Now… girlies Same dog… in a dogs home, with, you guessed it, another 150 little Chihuahua all woofing and screaming ‘pick me, pick me, pick me!” In you go… the excitement, the adrenalin… your own little Chihuahua coming soon. And then you are brought before the hundred and fifty barking Chihuahua (if necessary add in that the dogs are drunk and wearing practically no fur and parading suggestively to the analogy if it helps you) Suddenly our desire of four legs, tail, and bark… are all met. With all 150 of them!!! Now??? Hmm… guess now I better get down to making my list more expansive, more detailed…. Let me see… 6foot tall, blonde, big breasts, good at blow jobs, gonna pay for my drinks, gives it up on the first night, dances like a freak, has friends who are into threesomes… Okay so I’ve lost the analogy, but you get the point, hopefully. Put yourself on the market along with the rest of the crew and as the choice widens men start to have too many options and begin to expand their desires accordingly. I.E. They run out of brain desires and move to penis desires, thus begins the competition for who is the most beautiful, who is the
13 thinnest, who is the sexiest dancer, who is the most available etc. ALL things that in truth were never on their list to start off with, and really wont mean shit afterwards, but right now at 2am after three vodkas and with a 3-1 ratio in their favor…. are starting to become the most important things in the world.
Don’t go to dog’s homes shopping for an owner.
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How to hit on a guy and NEVER be rejected! So what makes a guy interested in a girl, or come to think of it a girl in a guy? Well, my lovely ladies a few things… First: Eye contact. People who are attracted to each other spend longer looking into each other’s eyes than people who are not. You stare at something beautiful, you avert your eyes from something ugly. Closing your eyes is a way to close yourself off and believe me opening your eyes is a way to let someone in. We all know of the lover’s gaze, when someone is beginning to really like you or even love you, the way they just want to stare at you, or stare into your eyes. Unless you’re the Virgin Mary you have all experienced, when you are lying to someone, trying to avoid their gaze. (And maybe even the Virgin Mary too unless you believe the old ‘immaculate conception’ story!) Ever noticed how if you are trying to lie, someone will even try to hold your head or demand you ‘look at them ’ so they can figure out the truth. Go out and find a socially inept individual who has difficulty having a relationship, maybe even is a virgin (but not Mary) and study to what degree that person can look into your eyes or hold your gaze… hardly at all. So what does this mean? Well, this means…an instant deep and meaningful connection, that “who was that?” question when you leave the room, the straight to his groin reaction and the “I want her now” response …can be created with eye connect. HOW? WELL… Next time you are with a guy you are attracted to: 1) Make a concerted effort to look deep into the guy’s eyes when you are talking to him, -Like you are penetrating his soul, look right in, try to focus behind his eyeball 2) Then when you finish speaking, or someone else talks…. look away very slowly. -Like it is really difficult to take your eyes away from him. 3) Don’t talk a lot, now you are using you eyes to connect with him, quit with the stand-up comedian show. Fill the spaces with eye connect and let him do the work.
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Do not underestimate eye contact; eye contact is your guaranteed way to cause a connection.
I remember a male model friend of mine had his new Swedish girlfriend to stay who admittedly was blonde and beautiful. But there was just something about her that was sooo captivating, beyond her looks, that I swear, I had a crush on her! (And just so you know I am not or never have been a lesbian!) She was all of nineteen, and didn’t speak great English, yet there was something about that girl that was hypnotic. My friend went away on a job and I took her to a party that another male friend, Scott, was having and introduced her as Marks girlfriend. Needless to say, Scott, like all and every man she met, clung to her like glue. She hardly spoke to him, I really mean hardly - she couldn’t even really speak much English, she stood around, and she danced with a few other people and never said more than one sentence to him. Later when I saw him again, alone, he asked me about her, whether she was still with Mark and then he started declaring how it wont last that she’s dangerous, she can’t be trusted! Shocked, I asked him to explain, “She is dangerous! She was flirting with me all night” he said. Shocked, I begged to differ, since she’d hardly even spoke to him… And then he explained, oh,…it’s just the way she looks at you….we had a connection. Later when I got home she was in the house and I sat and chatted with her...well tried to, and I have to agree, the way she looked so directly into your eyes was even having the same affect on me as it was on all these men. She stared into your eyes so deeply when she spoke or listened that it had a profound affect on you. It was intense, arousing, exciting, alluring, and had such an effect that even after she was gone you could still feel the gaze and see her. Like how a horrible image appears on a cinema screen and you avert your eyes, or maybe you catch it and it’s vividly disturbing. Then these images are taken from your vision, but still affect you and haunt you for a while afterwards. They haunt you so much that you almost want to put as many new images in front of your eyes as possible to burn away that bad image and the horrible feeling it has left you with. But on a positive side for us, intense, sexual, direct, eye contact, is sooo rarely done, so rarely received that you are not prepared for it. So you would not know to avert your eyes or protect yourselves, then once an intense gaze has your eyes it is very difficult to break it. It is like something invisible is holding you there. Once you have had that intense experience, the feeling and memory you’re left with will mean you will want it again. And then people will say something like “ hmmm… I don’t know what it is, I mean she is isn’t even my type there’s just something about her” Now most guys will not even know what you are doing. Its hard for you to pinpoint when
17 someone gives you eye contact and when someone doesn’t, you just know that some people don’t affect, touch or connect with you and some do. Soooo ladies this means men wont be able to figure out “Oh she’s giving me loads of eye contact.” They will just feel its effect… and… want you. Quick check… Which friends give you lots of eye contact? Who gives you a little, who gives you a lot? Bet you have NO idea, but which friends do you have a real connection with? Where you feel open and affected with…? Now next time you see them, see if they are staring into your baby blues. Now will every guy be drawn in and hold your gaze or fall in love? Okay, most, the majority will, but no perhaps not every single one. But here is the BIG BONUS of the eye gaze. The gentleman that are not affected simply won’t realize what you have been doing anyway, it will affect or not affect them so deep in their subconscious that they wont even register that anything happened. And the result??????? You can go full out hit on a guy, flirt you heart out, through EYE GAZE and if it works you will just have an amazing connection, and if it doesn’t he wont know you were doing anything anyway, and NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE. Like the cute blonde Swede girl hitting on Scott, no one else around will be able to notice you are doing ANYTHING at all. So he wont know he rejected you AND no one else will know he rejected you. Thus in my experienced opinion that means, honey, you never got rejected! Plus you can and will be able to do it to anyone, so it is not even a personal thing….Result…. You will be able to hit on any guy and never face rejection. Now test it out for just a while. Do not make the first move, Noooo, asking him on a date, offering him your telephone number before he asks for it… the only thing you can and will do from now on is use your eyes… To get some practice in: Talk to your female friend and give her eye contact sees how it feels and how she reacts. Now TELL her what your doing, and do the same thing. You will notice you will feel uncomfortable doing it at first… it is a highly personal thing, and it will affect you too. Practice…. First, practice being able to look people in the eyes. Then practice how long and intensely you can maintain eye contact. You will need to build up your stamina slowly… practice… you may only be able to handle looking for a short while at first but if you practice you will build up stamina. Concentrate you efforts on pushing for a little more time holding the look and then work on the intensity.
18 Within a few attempts capacity for eye contact will increase and so will your ability to affect men. Note: Only stare when you are talking to him, very slowly move your eyes away after you have finished talking BUT FINISH TALKING. If you are non-stop babbling and talking like a crazy person AND staring directly into his eyes he will think you are a psycho! By not talking just watch and see how the guy then starts to talk about absolute rubbish just to get that buzz, that feeling again. He won’t know where it comes from; just he gets it when he’s talking to you…. So he must, yes ladies, he MUST keep talking…no matter what it’s about. IT’S HILARIOUS. This is the king of all PASSIVELY AGGRESSIVE actions. The aim is to get what you want, a date, a longer conversation, a request for your number, whatever, without you doing ANYthing verbally or physically. It is already there is your subconscious and his…. Trust it and gazing into his soul through his eyes opens this up so wide that he does things he didn’t even know he wanted to do. When I discovered this I was working on a small acting job the following day, I chose my target the 2nd Assistant Director and whenever he spoke to me, I looked deeply… at first he started acting funny. Then he would lose his train of thought whilst speaking, THIS IS A VERY COMMON REACTION, he literally couldn’t remember what he wanted to say!! He stuttered and kept saying “I've forgotten what I wanted to say.” So I would excuse myself and then he would come, find me and talk more rubbish… and I would just stare. Finally he developed Tourettes syndrome constantly blurting “Your amazing” “Wow, what is it you’re doing to me” “ Wow your scary” …. Ladies it was, INCREDIBLE. Now use this to avoid EVER asking for his telephone number or asking for a date. When he is going to leave, say bye but just hold eye contact. Do everything physical that you can do to leave but just look into his eyes. And watch a grown man, do and say things he didn’t even want to do, practiced right… this is …magic. NEXT??? Okay, well now when you have his eye contact and attention, practice…. Looking at his body whilst he is watching you. This trick now shows him the attraction you feel is mutual and that you find him sexually attractive and your wondering about him naked. There is nothing sexier to a guy than a girl wondering about him naked. BUT there is nothing that says ‘I’m a whore sleep with me tonight and never call me again’ than saying it verbally…
19 Point??? There are many things you can do non-verbally that you cannot or should not express verbally…I.E. don’t say it out loud! For example, we all know during sex… silence, a bit of shuffling around and moving his hand, gives a better hint … than saying out loud.. ‘Try moving an half an inch to the left you idiot your rubbing my pelvic bone away!” Heavy breathing when he hits the vague area and general moaning and screaming keeps him on track rather than shouting… “finally, I was about to get you a torch and an instruction book fumble fingers.” Trust me, when you don’t actually have sex with him that night it’s a hell of lot easier for a guy to argue that “ you said earlier on you couldn’t wait to be on top of me naked” Then the argument of “Hmm, well you were so up for it earlier you did that …um… that eye thing” “What eye thing honey” “ Oh you know… that,…. that look” “Soooo your saying you knew I was going to sleep with you because I …”looked at you?” and tell me darling, has this astounding observation ever landed you in trouble before… like JAIL!” The Final Eye Tip When it comes time for you wanting a kiss, don’t ask, don’t make the first move, in fact, yes your getting the hint now, do nothing… but look at his LIPS. If whilst talking to a guy intimately you look at his lips just for a second and then back up at his eyes, and then after awhile repeat this…. He will have an innate reaction to kiss you. It is uncanny: Look at his lips and then eyes It somehow makes him…HAVE to try and kiss you. Try it, it’s great and works every time, and if he’s even slightly interested it’ll work so fast he’ll be chewing your gum before its taste is gone! And with the gum in the shops right now, that’s fast.
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