SCRIPT FOR VARIETY SHOW Abby: Ang programmang ito ay rated LPG. Labis na Patnubay at Gabay ng magulang ang kailangan maari makapinsala pag napabayaan habang nagluto ng SINIGANG, ADOO, A!"O#, O$O#, GINA%AAN. Ilayo sa mga bata ng hindi mapaglaruan. Hen: %he &ie's and and opinions e(pressed e(pressed by the hosts hosts do not ne)essarily ne)essarily state state or re*e)t those o+ the )ompany and its management. urthermore, the &ie's and opinions o+ the guests do not re*e)t those o+ the hosts, the sho', the management and the net'ork. -h, Ne(t/ Opening number0!handelier Dy: ringing you the latest )hikkas1 Jessan: %he hottest sho'bi2 ne's, as hot as me1 Rian: e)ause I belie&e that 'e are beyond beauti+ul. Dy: I3m eauty Jessan: I3m !utie Rian: And I3m Se(y All: And this is h, Ne(t/ Dy: or our 4rst guest Jessan: %he 5ueen o+ all porks, Rian: In a barrel/ Dy: Let us all 'el)ome All: 6omet Napoles 7-entran)e s+(8 Jessan: So, are you ready +or our 9 killer 5uestions/ 76omet nods8 Dy: irst killer 5uestion,- hy are you in a barrel/ 7Dan)ers8 Jomet: I in&oke my right against sel+0in)rimination Jessan: Se)ond killer 5uestion, - Are you )om+ortable/ Is it hot/ 7Dan)ers8 Jomet: I don3t kno'. Rian: And +or our last killer 5uestion, - "o' did you 4t in there/ 7Dan)ers8 Jomet: I don3t remember. Dy: Oh;yGosh1 It3s so ni)e talking to you ;rs. 6omet Napoles. Jessan: I really really learned a lot Rian: #eah right, I really appre)iate the eueen o+ all porks, in a barrel/ "ere3s G'en Internali2e. Straight +rom Spee)h ?nhan)ement !enter. G'en/ -@allyistas -@allyistas 'some ba)k0ups: asagin ang aboy1 7B(8 !en: #es, %risha. %his is G'en Internali2e. As you )an see, people are rallying +or the =ust re)ent inter&ie'. So 'hat )an you say to the >ueen o+ all porks, in barrel/ "ai: Get out o+ that barrel, be yoursel+1 Amor: Stop li&ing in your imaginary bo(1 Ry#: I+ you don3t 'ant to play basketball, =ust play )hess. 7Stares at @yu8 "ai: Oh )ome on, let3s =ust play !hess. 7'alks out8 !en: On)e again, this is G'en Internali2e. a)k to studio. Trisha: %hank you, G'en Internali2e. And +or the sho'bi2 ne's, here3s ;iss A to inter&ie' the +amous boy band0Shitser. Rea: I3m ;iss A, li&e in Cayas land4ll, the land o+ all +eels. And I3m 'ith the Shitser. So, )an you please state your name and your +ootsi2e. Ry#: hat3s 'ith the +oot si2e/ Rea: 6ust ans'er my 5uestion, it3s in my s)ript. Ry#: Okay, Niall "orny. ootsi2e . #ou look smokin3 Rea: And, you/ Penny: "airy Stylemobulok, si2eE kids si2e. Chris: I am Cayn ;alikmalik, I don3t kno' my +ootsi2e. Rea: hat/ #ou need i)e/ Chris: Ne&ermind.
Rea: "o' Fbout you/ $o#%ay: I3m Liam Pain. I )an3t +eel my +eet F)ause I am a produ)t o+ Pain. Rea: !an you gi&e us all a sample/ 7!ro'd shouts0 SA;PL?8 -!on)ert Rea: %his has been ;iss A. a)k to studio. Trisha: %his has been %risha Sar)asm 7hahaha8 Stay alert +or more ne's only here in %hanks Ne's. -h, Ne(t/ Dy: e3re ba)k here on, All: h, Ne(t/ Jessan: I3m really e()ited +or our ne(t guests today1 Rian: Aha1 %he +amous primetime bidas are li&e here on studio. Isn3t that great/ Dy: "elp me 'el)ome0 Agnes F$alay3 and ander Ariano Grande 7I 'ant you oh oh8 -;on H @ain sings ore&ermore theme song Jessan: Is that it/ Are you done/ Rian: Don3t be su)h a bitter bise(ual. !an3t you see ander Ariano Grande 7I 'ant you oh oh8 Is su)h a hottie/ Dy: I$@1 So Agnes and ander please promote you primetime teleserye. Rain: I 'ant you oh oh1 %o 'at)h us at 9:J am, e&eryday. &on: 7Laughs8 O;G1I )an3t 'ait. So guys, let3s all 'at)h0 'oth: alang ore&ermore1 Jessan: $. ye. 7;onH@ain e(its8 Rian: So mu)h +or the s'eetness. e3ll be ba)k a+ter a short break. -Star !inema0%railer Imma: or the )elebration o+ the K years o+ Star !inema. e present a lo&estory like no other. Seno: 6a)kie needs to get out o+ here. Jo(a): No, she needs to pay the )onse5uen)e o+ her 'rongdoings. 7Anna0%aking a sel4ein prison8 Seno: I3ll take her to our )ommunity outrea)h and I3ll make sure that 6a)kie here learns her lesson. 76opadHSeno e(its8 Imma: Starring $athryn ernardo and Daniel PadaplinE hen a snat)her +alls in lo&e 76y&yl snat)hes "en3s phone0SLO;O8 Imma: "o' hard 'ould it take/ Jy*yl: Get a'ay1 7Anna thro's something at 6y&yl8 Anna: Snat)her1 7?(its ' 6y&8 Imma: %he bad girl +alls in lo&e 'ith a snat)her Abby: Oh Cayas na, Cayas1-6eepney s+( Jy*yl: hen this o&er*o'ed, its so smelly. ut look at it no'E Anna: A beauti+ul disaster. Jy*yl: Like you. Anna: eauti+ul/ Jy*yl: DISAS%?@1 -Nothing3s gonna stop us no' s+( Imma: uang, G'apa ka/ No' sho'ing in all mo&iehouse nation'ide. -h, Ne(t/ Rian: So 'e3re ba)k here on All: h, Ne(t/ Dy: ?&en my pretty +a)e, rea)hed the other side o+ the )ontinent Jessa: @ight here on studio is a man 'ith his interpreter, 'ho )ame straight +rom ;amapapamo. Rian: %he +amous ;ILO, let3s 'el)ome ;arON? and ;ar%'o. Dy: So did you prepare +or our 9 killer 5uestions in B minutes/ &i+s: $ill/ nsa3y kill/ Patyon ta nila/ Jessan: h, Sir. It3s =ust a 5uestion. Ja)e: A' pangutana ra da' ;arOne. &i+s: Abi nako3g unsa. Sige, ingni sila na mutubag ko ana ;ar%'o. Ja)e: #es, "e is ready +or you ans'ers. Rian: hat/ No, you should gi&e us ans'ers. D"1
Ja)e: Ah. #es, yes. Dy: or our 4rst killer 5uestion. -hy do you 'ear that type o+ )lothes/ 7Dan)ers8 Ja)e: $uan da', P'ede ba da' nimo hubuon imong putos sa ulo/ &i+s: A# ako pa1 7remo&es it8 Jessan: hy are you taking that o
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