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Partygirl is still going crazy from my thrusting, but then slowly turns right, notices the extra penis that is unerringly approaching towards her direction... I experience this moment in such a slow motion that it literally feels like a minute... "Yo, what up," I hear myself say... or am I just thinking it? January 2014 – just 7 weeks before I started my all-changing assistantship with Tyler. I had already quit college, been pimping, pumping and playing Poker exclusively and excessively over the past 2 months. The Viennese community has been built up (by me) from literally ZERO to over 400 members in January. One of the biggest, most active Inner Circles in the world now. Amazingly cool guys, so happy about those times we shared! I kept these stories as pure and unedited as possible. - just like I wrote them back then. About some of it my opinions differ now, some of it I would do differently now but I kept it to depict my inner change accurately. Additional comments that I added now are kept in brackets […]
The 3 Minute Pull How Tytan and Me Fucked the Same Chick... and Both Fell In Love This is by far the craziest night I've ever had. [So far - there's way waaaay crazier shit that happened ever since then – RSD instructors live dangerously lol. But this is still pretty fucking epic – so why not sharing it?] # Met her in the club, got her ready to fuck within 3 minutes # Made her fuck my friend too # Fell in love with her # PLUS 2 REALLY SICK SURPRISES :D # Killer Instinct # Super Speed Escalation # No Compromise Pull # Maximum Freedom From Outcome # Lucky Luke
Preliminaries So much to say, so much to love, so much to tell you guys. This evening was brilliant. Big, big probz to my homeboy Stephan aka Tytan, without whom it would've never happened. The whole adventure would've never worked with anyone else. So thanks bro, it was an honor, haha. It's some sort of College-Party-themed party here in Vienna. Cool theme, cool people, cool party. "You gotta represent" is what I think so I wear my George Washington University tank top that I got from studying abroad in DC + some American sports shorts... actually couldn't be more cozy. On my way to the venue I open a girl who's with some guy. We're on the tram, both of them are cool and we vibe well. The Party Tytan et ego club intramus. It's around midnight already and the party is hot. Some dancing, outside area, vibing, I run into Thomas, who has been a really good bro but had to move to Germany for his PhD. It's sick to see the progress he's made through that journey. He's on fire, approaches everything, is self-amused, confident as fuck, in the zone. On this evening his game is so much better than mine... I have fun with the community bros and get tons of blow outs. Dancing, vibing, singing along, befriending hot girl from England and some guy friend of hers, both invite me to have shots with them, we talk shit, more dancing, blow outs, hook a cute blondie, isolate her, bro Fritz passes by and reminds me that she does have a boyfriend - lol thought it wouldn't be necessary to screen, haha. Say ciao to Blondie, more partying, awesome DJ, awesome songs, we're hooligans of love. People touch each other, kiss each other. Next to me there's a tall, slim girl, wearing one of these super-long basketball tank tops... she is so fucking HOT! She's having a cigarette between her fingers, which makes me feel annoyed so I just snap it out of her hand and burn myself, haha. She thinks it's funny, dances with some dude and parties just like us... nice. It's getting late, just after 3am, I have my jacket in Tytan's car, he wants to bounce in order to do some late night gym session. I don't really like the idea but fair enough, I have to join him to his car anyway. "Ey let's just do some more approaches before we leave, TAKE MASSIVE ACTION!" I'm yelling after him while he's digging his way through the dance floor crowd. The Approach 2 more blow outs, we're 10 feet from the exit. And here she comes. Lean, tall, perfect body, long hair, stylish tank top, she almost passes by me. I extend my arm, touch her lower arm tenderly, grab her by the hand, pull her close gently: "Who are you?" We exchange names and I start the calibration: Note: Calibration is everything. Seriously everything. The excessive going out and massive action enable me to calibrate pretty much any case. At this, I usually try to immediately screen
how far I can take it with the girl. Gawd, calibration is the most important thing one can learn with pick up. THIS is why it's so important to gather as much experience as possible. I touch her amazing back, she leans into my arm slightly, but decides to leave: "Hey, I actually have to go on," she points towards the dance floor and leaves. Killer Instinct, duration of interaction: 20 seconds. She's already 2 steps away from me. Killer Instinct. I do a big step after her, take her hand and pull her back. Calibration, physicality, she responds with physicality. "Where do you have to go?" I ask. "To join my friends..." she responds. "Do you have a nice ass?" I ask rhetorically, spin her around and look at it myself. What a nice piece, I smack it with my hand. We talk 2 more sentences. I look at her and notice that she's ready for a make out. I kiss her. Calibration, she kisses really well and very passionately, I pull her close to my body, she pressers herself against me. Calibration. I let go of her, look her in the eyes and say: "I love you." She smiles back. BUUUT wants to leave again - just like many girls do it... and here comes something important: Note: Especially after super fast make outs girls often show flight reactions. Why? They don't wanna come across as easy girls and/or they're overwhelmed themselves and don't know what to do. Now, YOU, dear reader have to decide for yourself what you actually want from the girl: Just partying and having a fun make out? Let her go, no problem. More from her + pulling? Don't let her go and keep the conversation going. "I have to go find my friends now." Duration of the interaction: Around 90 seconds. I turn her away from the direction she wants to head. Killer Instinct. "Fuck your friends" I smile at her. Freedom From Outcome: 100%. I just love that line, have I said it in DC so many times. "We're going to my place..." Hug, "... but only if you're a nice girl..." Her: "Okay." Me: "Cool." I take her by the hand and off we go. The Pull - Obstacles One of our more experienced community members grabs me by the hand and I thank him for the awesome party he was hosting. "Nice escalation, man!" is what he responds smilingly, haha. I don't see Tytan anywhere, but I know he has to be somewhere close by... as a perfect wingman he knows that he should be close, just in case there's gonna be cockblocks or any other kinds of obstacles. There's always obstacles. Number one lesson I've learned when it comes to pulling. And even for this apparently "smooth" pull, there's at least some. We reach the coat check and get to know that she lost the ticket for her coat... Oh Jimmy... losing one's coat is always bitter and I see the pull fading away in front of my eyes. However, I remain chill and just tell myself: "Dude, you haven't invested shit in this girl, you've only been knowing her for some 2 and a half minutes, there's barely less work you could have put into it, haha. But she is - like we will get to know more in the course of this evening - one of the coolest girls I ever had the pleasure to meet. She takes it easy and the totally stoned coat check guy just tells her to pass by later... at 7am... to check if it has been found. No fucks given, haha.
Partygirl laughs with me, I hug her and use it to build some connection: "Look, now neither of us has a jacket, haha... warm me!" Hug, she tells me where she's from and it turns out we actually speak the same fucked-up Austrian dialect (The Austrian variety of the German language has tons of different dialects). I now get out the entirety of my accent, something I have barely ever done before... it feels kinda weird, but also very familiar. Up until now I've always avoided speaking in my home dialect... as I've always associated it with my old chode life. But now I speak it freely, cool. I text Tytan, notice he's actually standing behind us anyway. I introduce the two of them to each other and tell them I wanna go get my jacket from Tytan's car. Off we go. We get out the venue, suddenly there's a dude she seems to know. He's tall and good-looking, calls after her, she turns around and walks over to him... ah damn it, this is gonna be a close thing. I ask Tytan to go amog him real quick while I'll start heading towards the parking lot. He walks around the corner to Partygirl and the guy and barely 10 seconds later Partygirl rejoins me - thumbs up - Tytan right behind her. It's cold and Partygirl suggests "how about we just run to the car", we do, haha, great girl. At the car I give her my jacket as she's barely wearing anything and the winter night is cold, she loves me for it. I get in the car, she hesitates, has a little "freak out" look on her pretty face. Getting into a stranger's car can - understandably - create discomfort. I remain chill and explain her that Tytan is my bro and will bring us home safely... she gets in. Duration of the interaction: Something between 3 and 4 minutes. Suddenly her phone starts ringing, she's getting texts from her friends who apparently have already bounced to another club and want her to join them. Damn it, again a (little) obstacle. But Partygirl couldn't be cooler and just texts back: "Can't, having a hook up" - no fucks given, haha. I'm already in love with her. We vibe, have fun in the car and I make out with her a little... just to keep her aroused. Not until now the idea comes into my mind: Tytan is here, I'm here, the two of us have tried to pull and fuck a girl at the same time a couple times already - always failed so close... but Partygirl seems to be the right choice this time, so I text him while he's driving: "Threeeesome! Just enter the apartment with us and chill in the other room until you hear me yell 'yehaw'... then just come in and we go for it ;)" For this I decide to give him a little DHV, just to show Partygirl that he also is a great guy and sex material... so I include him in our conversation... being well aware that he can build up attraction in just a few sentences... which is what he does. The three of us vibe super well in the car and reach the LJ25 (my place). The Escalation Tytan is smooth as fuck and disappears immediately. Again, I wanna emphasize how awesome his wingman skills are. I take Partygirl to my room, offer drinks, she wants wine... oh well... Good thing I always have some alcohol at my place, even though I myself don't drink.
In the room, put on music, make out. I deliberately chill and take things slower, she shouldn't feel too dirty because of the super fast pull. So it's all about make out, make her horny, press her against me, let go of her, doing some rapport, repeat. I start undressing her, gawd, that belly couldn't be flatter! She mentioned earlier that she's a dancer... and I hope you know, dear reader, how much I fucking love dancers! I squeeze her closer to me and we make out passionately, off with her shirt. I grab her dime-ass, take off more clothes, she's wearing a g-string and my boner couldn't be harder, I just fucking love asses... haha. I'm pretty much done the moment she lets go of me just to show me that she can do a perfect split... Oh Jimmy... Shortly after she's lying in my bed, me on her, both naked, I start fingering her. Here and there a quick "You're killing me", "Gawd, look how hot you are!" from me... I get off her and grab a condom. She compliments me and tells me it's great I'm thinking of protection (dafuq, seems like not every guy does that... morons). Note: ALWAYS use condoms. ALWAYS. Fucking always. What the hell! I penetrate her and BOY is she tight, holy shit. The Sex Right from the start I give it to her hard and fast, pull her legs up and fuck the shit out of her. Her body is fucking awesome, too bad that her tits are only A-cups... at least B-cups would have been nice, but that's complaining on a very high level haha, her ass is da bomb! Sergeant Halfmast Yeah, even this guy apparently feels obligated to have an appearance in this story -.- Those who know my older (pre-meditation) lay reports, know who I'm talking about. In addition, I had some red wine and I really suck at fucking when I drank alcohol, even if it's only a little, haha. But all in all this is how it goes: I fuck her, she loves it and that's when I think of Tytan, who's still waiting for my "yehaw" in the other room. All of a sudden I'm pressuring myself (completely unnecessarily), getting nervous and bam there he is... Sergeant Halfmast, in all his glory, haha. My dick gets limp. I decide to stop fucking her for a moment, finger her, breathe easily, chill and just call Tytan as soon as I'm hard again. So I give her some G-Spot Action (and notice that my ring almost disappears in her tight little pussy - hola, that was close!). She goes crazy and is about to cum, but she can't let loose enough, oh well... At some point Sergeant Halfmast decides to quit his service and my dick gets hard again. I let her show me her beautiful ass. It's Doggy Pounding Time and boy now is the time for a really nice, really hard fuck. Bangarang, the bed starts slithering across my room, haha. The Threesome - Now It's Getting Crazy!
I don't know but for some reason a "yehaw" doesn't seem that appropriate to me, so I decide to just text Tytan. Phone is too far away and I have to pull out to get to my desk. She asks "Ey, what do you need your phone for?" Me: "Nah, just texting a bro real quick..." She looks at me with questioning eyes - WTF look included. Any other girl would've probably protested, rolled her eyes and started bitching... not Partygirl, she's cool, just looks at me for a second and says: "Take your time..." I ask her to pound her dime piece of ass against my dick while I'm texting Tytan: "Take off your cloths abd come in gogogi 4" as well as I could error-free. Seconds feel like minutes. While I'm fucking her from behind I expect that motherfucker walking into the door to my right any second. Funny feeling somehow... knowing what's about to happen, waiting for the door to open up slowly... wondering how the girl might react... how you, yourself might react... heart's pounding. Moments later. The door opens up. In comes a completely naked Tytan... I do my best to avoid eye contact with his face as well as eye contact with his Dong - really awkward actually - I'm just somehow squinting in his direction while I'm still thrusting my dick into Partygirl. Afterwards I'm told that Tytan - bad boy as he is - is already wearing a condom over his dick, haha. Partygirl is still going crazy from my thrusting, but then slowly turns right, notices the extra penis that is unerringly approaching towards her direction... I experience this moment in such a slow motion that it literally feels like a minute... "Yo, what up," I hear myself say... or am I just thinking it? "What the fuck?" I hear Partygirl yell in shock. Suddenly it shoots into my mind "Chicksharing" a short appendix of a Pick Up lecture I had visited 3 years ago... Back then the guy said something like "The guy who's fucking has to lead the situation by inviting the second fucker. This way he shows that it's okay and the girl will comply..." Fair enough, so I have to lead: "Ey bro, come, join us!" The supposedly casual-sounding sentence couldn't sound more scripted... and deep dow inside I'm already laughing my ass off.
But Partygirl suddenly doesn't seem "party" any more at all and decides to just switch into freak-out mode: She now stats yelling loose syllables in a very uncontrolled manner. "What the... are you crazy... what the... shit...!!!!!" I'm still inside her, but she gets up, proceeds to scream, her eyes wide open, she grabs the blanked to protect her naked body from our lustful looks. More freaking out... but slowly there's slight compliance within the initial shock. "Dude, I mean... cool, wow... I mean... you guys could've warned me... dude... what the, what's wrong?!" Tytan and me are lacking words, haha. I have no idea how long that brilliantchaotic moment actually lasts but at some point she asks for some privacy and I send
Tytan out of the room to calm her down... she barely knows him, has only spoken 2 sentences to him in the car. I laugh, she laughs, I'm being physical, calm her down. She asks for "that guy's" name and wants to know if it was him who I've been texting earlier? I answer everything with honesty. She slaps my face. We both laugh, she apologizes and just says that we're the craziest guys she's ever met. We chat some more and she tells me she has to "take another look at the friend." She walks into the other room and the two of them chat. Crazy shit... Calibration, I Love You The three of us take some steps back and slow the whole thing down. We're chilling together in my room, fool around, I jam on one of my guitars, Partygirl smokes out of my window, only wearing a blanket. We laugh our asses off about the weird situation, about her reaction, about Tytan's reacion towards my "smooth" fuck invitation. We're like 3 BFFs and damn, it really feels great actually. Partygirl couldn't be cooler with it and Tytan and me both notice how her reaction rather was shock than it was reluctance. She's showing IOIs for both of us, is vibing super well. Sun's already coming up and crazy as she is, she jumps out of the window (ground floor) and runs around in the street, yelling at cars... only covered in a thin blanket. Back through the window into my room, she grabs the pages that include my frames which (damn it, my discretion) just happen to lie around on my desk... "I do everything I can to become better with girls" she reads out loud. "What the fuck is this shit?!" Omg, Tytan and me crack up laughing, too funny. We all get along with each other brilliantly. Tytan at some point starts a pillow fight with Partygirl. She's lying in bed giggling, giving him the Anime Eyes. I know now it's time for me to leave them alone, so I leave my room and chill in the other room... I know she just has to spend enough time with him alone until he bangs her. Attraction has been there, connection is being built right now. The night itself has been crazy enough and we've been mentioning and projecting that sex is something completely natural for us throughout our entire time together. Note: Whenever you want a girl to let loose and open herself up - be it with a threesome, or other "dirty" things, it is absolutely crucial to communicate that you would never ever judge her for anything. In our case, Tytan and me just compliment the shit out of her openness and spontaneity. IMHO this was a big reason why she eventually complied to so much. So I chill in the other room and wait for two things. 1) No more conversation in the other room: No talking means that Tytan is probably escalating. And 2) Bang noises: selfexplanatory.
Too bad I forgot my phone in my room and now just have to get around with simple waiting. I fall asleep for a while and when I wake up I don't hear any talking any more. Nice. However, I still wait for bang noises, so I don't run in on them escalating. Minutes later I hear Partygirl moaning and the bed moving. Damn, sounds like he's been banging her for a while already! Threesome Reloaded "It's showtime!!!" I hear my thoughts loudly... almost as if I'm actually yelling them. Off with the socks, shorts will remain on yet, I wanna be a little more discrete than Tytan - Mr. condom already put on - Hahaha. I strut into the room and spot the two. Tytan over her, fucking her hard in missionary, I'm just thinking "niiiice, but it's not really a nice position for a threesome..." so I just say: "Yooo, what's uuuuup, turn her around." But she's just like: "Noo, we can't do that right now... it's too late already... Tytan just came..." Nooooo, what the fuck, maaan! 10 seconds too late and again we can't fuck the girl at the same time... ah man... But well, it's actually not that bad, at least we could both fuck her and that's what this kind of threesome is about anyway... Action together with another dude isn't something I favor anyway, haha, focus should clearly be on the girl... So I think "fair enough, then let's just switch". While Tytan is getting off her, I walk over to her, pull her face close to my crotch, she's all ready and starts opening my pants... I'm so looking forward to the nice blow job, as I haven't had the opportunity to cum yet. But now it's actually getting even fucking crazier... Oh Shit… Tytan: "Say... are you on birth control?" Partygirl negates. "Well... cause the condom just broke..." Oh my gawd. She starts freaking out, HE starts freaking out and I'm just standing there with a boner, wanting to get a blow job... Partygirl actually calms down surprisingly quickly, but I can see it in Tytan's panic look that the situation really doesn't do him any good... understandably, I would freak out at least just as much. Plan B pill it has to be then. Tytan rushes out of the room and (LITERALLY) comes back 10 seconds later, fully dressed, shoes on, jacked on, ready to go... hahaha. He takes his car to the next drug store, it's already 8am anyway. Despite the shock moment, I decide to fuck Partygirl one more time. She's still horny and starts blowing me - during that she actually bites my cock... what the fuck?! Nevermind, I make her horny and she wants to make out, but I quickly realize that she's had both our dicks in her mouth so I'm not really down for kissing. Just fucking ;) But my kiss-rejection makes her even hornier and I'm looking forward to an even dirtier fuck... but then... BOOM BOOM BOOM! There's aggressive knocking at the window, and Tytan is back.
He waves the small plan-b-pill package in my face, wants to jump in through the window right away. "Every second counts, bro!" The fact that Partygirl is naked again and all ready to fuck is being ignored. I want to keep him outside for 5 more minutes, I'm horny as fuck, just wanna cum but noooo, he needs to hop inside NOW. Oh well... Pick Up Lifestyle Partygirl takes the pill, we all start calming down again and we think about the fun night we've been experiencing within the last hours... what a crazy night... from the super fast pull to the infamous "Ey bro, come, join us!", to the second threesome attempt, to the plan-b story and my bitten cock... oh man... I just love this intense feeling of Pick Up Lifestyle. A good hour later we're chilling in my bed, eating pizza we just ordered (it's 10am) and watch the movie 300. Tytan and me brofist and watch Leonidas in awe, as he's leading his legendary army. We heap compliments on Partygirl and engage in funny future scenarios in which she's married to both of us, bringing home the cash while we are her Trophy Husbands... We get tired... Partygirl is holding my biceps and falls asleep on my shoulder, while she's cuddling her ass towards Tytan... at some point the lights go out and we fall asleep... smiling... exhausted... Postliminaries Killer Instinct for the win... in combination with good calibration and the tons of experience from last months have resulted in a pretty epic night. Months ago I would simply not have had the balls and the calibration for the whole undertaking. Tytan could've pulled as fast - his skills are sufficient, no doubt... which is basically why he eventually fucked her too, haha. The fact that we both fucked her that same night is mostly due to the mindset we communicated the entire time. Note: For threesomes of any kind it is absolutely crucial that the girl doesn't sense any judgment. For us sex is just something completely natural and there's absolutely no sluts in our world. Everybody likes sex, loves sex, has sex... everybody should have sex as much as he/she wants ;) I now wanna end this quite entertaining story with a little burner: Partygirl was actually just about to be pulled by another guy (the guy who we ran into while exiting the club - "tall and good-looking"). After hours of working on her (I actually ran into them on the dance floor the girl with the cigarette, remember?) he finally got her out the venue, but didn't have condoms with him. She decides to head back into the club to get condoms and BAM runs into me, gets approached and pulled. When he tried to talk to her outside the club, she just randomly blows him off and says "Aaaah, I'm not in control of myself now, I can't come with you..." and off she goes with us into the sunrise... This is just one of Max’s top 10 Lay reports series. These are a special bonus to RSD Max Hotseat. If you’re reading this and you haven’t signed up yet, click here to check out this
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