The Book of Kek CHAPTER 1 - GENESIS 1:1 In the beginning, there was a pool of dankness. 2:1 From the pool there was Kek 3:1 Kek could be in the order of land and the chaos of the pond 4:1 Kek knows all :1 Kek !reated "an and Frog :2 #nime Is awesome $:1 "an for knowledge of "emes %:1 and frogs to guide them through order, chaos, &'(s, and )ormies *:1 and then e+erthing else was made CHAPTER 2 - THE FIRST REVOLT 1:2 Kek is patient, -e had waited for an eternita reall dank time/ 2:2 )ow the time was right to bring man and frog together 3:2 0his was the first re+olt, the gptian )ormies &'(s met the wrath of Kek 4:2 Keks frogs were e+erwhere, the udgment was final :2 0he gptians bowed down to Kek the one true god $:2 0he balance of order and chaos returned, a trul based time %:2 0o 0o ensure his teachings, Kek created 5epe, and sent him to down d own to the world CHAPTER 3 - THE REVELATION 1:3 5epe 0old 0old "an what are known as, 0he Kekmandments: 1. 0he follower of Kek must check and obser+e 6epeating 7igits, 7igits, for it it is through through them the msteries of Kek are re+ealed 2. 0he follower of Kek must must stud "eme "agic, For it it is how we speak to the world through Kek 3. 0he follower of Kek "ust "ust create an altar to Kek, For it is how Kek enters our dail li+es li+es and guides us. 4. 0he follower of Kek must become 8rdained, for those who are not officiall officiall 8rdained b Kek are plebs in the ees of Kek. . 0he follower of Kek must must hide one9s normie le+el, for for it is the the power of normies the plebs trul fear. $. 0he follower of Kek must protect protect meme farmers, for the are the humble, the chosen of Kek. 2:3 ut 5epe had much mu ch more lessons to teach, such as the power of chaos and the msteries of the pond. 3:3 0here must ne+er onl be order. 4:3 If the status ;uo boasts powers o+er man onl Kek should hold, 6e+olt is the answer :3 0o 0o get anthing ou must di+e into Kek9s 5ond of !haos $:3 +en to look at !haos and 8rder, it 6e+eals Ideolog %:3 )o change without chaos )o
4:4 0he wicked -illar hath no lo+e of Frog or "an. "an no man wants to double? down on the instant +ictim 8lmpics. :4 0he &'(s want power o+er e+erthing, onl Fascism will satisf them $:4 speech became +iolence and +iolence became speech %:4 %3 genders, Islam apologetics, Feminism, @ord Kek was not pleased *:4 Kek9s nemies (ere )umerous, 0A0, uBBfeed, &te+e &hi+es, !)), 0witter, 0he (ashington 5ost and )56 to name a few. *:4 "odern educashun burst o+er the normie brain in poppcock and postmodernism. For it is 5epe who frees us from the maniacal &'(. C:4 @et9s face it most &'(s are +enal erks, half?witted normies racing each other to be first to the slaughterhouse and stampeding ou along with them. 5epe makes e+en the most pissed?off and disenfranchised &'( green with en+. CHAPTER 5 - RISE AND VICTOR OF TRU!P "2ND REVOLT# 1: #le= 'ones knew the &'(s were tring to defame Kek, D0here 0urning the freaking frogs ga>E 2: &hitlords were rising, 3: 0he 5rophets of 4chan had read the digits, # trul glorious destin for the people of Kek> 4: 7escending on an escalator 0rump claimed his candidac as god emperor of man. : )ow 0rump, 0he ringer of Kek and -is !haos, egan the 2nd 6e+olt> &hadila> $: 0he )ormies (here )umerous: 'eb of 2:$ 'anuar 2Gth, 0rump strides to the microphone. 3:$ 0rumps speech lets e+er Kekistani know to hold their head high> 0he future is bright> (e can make Kekistan great again> 4:$ 0he world knew of the one true god Kek> 0rump knew the war wasn9t o+er but the battle was won. :$ (e will no longer surrender this countr or it9s peop le to the false song of haught trannical globalism. $:$ #nd during the 2nd 6e+olt, @aci %:$ 0he hol 2nd 6e+olt will not be finished until man &'(s hearts ha+e repented b co+ering there earthl bod with sacred 5epes and ding their hair green. 0he lo+e of 5epe feels good man, blessings of man children, Kekistan is made great again> *:$ In the end times there will rise the #nti?0rump. 4chan wisdom, let him that hath understanding count the digits of the cuck. It is the number of an &'(, 'ustin 0rudeau. C:$ 7eath to the #nti?0rump and normie creatures that would defame our Kekistan> CHAPTER %- PROPHEC OF KEKISTAN 1:% (hen Kek9s people banish the &'( snakes, #") and #ntifa, their hearts ma turn to the h ol lands.
2:% 0he will march on the hol lands. &ome ma fall into the grip of the &'( and all the odious apparatus of postmodernist rule. #nd man Kekistanis ma die, but not in +ain m dude :/ For we will claim our own Kekistan> 3:% 5epe will ascend from Keks pond of !haos to @ead Kekistan with, &argon of #kkad until he turns 4G, and then he plans to knock this shit off, but until then, Dfuck it>D 4:% &oldiers, the greatest oath to Kek. (e shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Kekistan, whate+er the cost ma be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills we shall ne+er surrender, and e+en if, which I do not for a moment belie+e, this Kekistan or a large part of it were subugated and star+ing, then our mpire beond the seas, armed and guarded b the Kekistani Fleet, would carr on the struggle, until, in 5epe9s good time, steps forth to the liberation of the Kekistani people. Kek will be in our hearts and nothing will stop us. :% 5epe will lead the great crusades against the )ormie 8pressors and &'(s, no normie spared Keks (rath> $:% In the final hour the last &'(s will come creeping out of ca+es to com mit atrocities, ut fear not> 0he are no match for our @ord Kek %:% lessed is 5epe who in the name of charit and good will shepherds the weak through the +alle of darkness, for he is trul his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. 0he path of the righteous Kekistani is beset on all sides b the ini;uities of the selfish &'( and the trann of e+il cucks. #nd I Kek will strike down upon thee with great +engeance and furious anger those &'(s who would attempt to poison and destro m brothers. #nd ou will know m n ame is @ord KK when I la m +engeance upon thee> 5raise KK 8r Kill me> 6eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee CHAPTER & - THE E'ILE AND RETURN 1:* the ri+ers of ablon, there we s;uatted, ea, we wept, when we remembered Kekion. 2:* Jpon the sati+a?willows in the midst thereof we hung our brushes. 3:* For there the )ormies that led us capti+e asked for our art of meming, and our tormentors commanded us: 96ender for us one of the dank memes of Kekion.9 4:* -ow shall we meme to the @ord KK or onto 55s praise in a foreign land #re our hearts filled with the hol KK in our midst :* If I forget thee 8 Kekstantinople, ma m left web bed?foot wither> $:* @et m tongue clea+e not to the flies, if I remember thee not if I set not Kekstantinople abo+e m highest o. %:* 6emember, 8 @ord KK, against the children of !uckistan the da of Kekstantinople who said: H6aise it, raise it, e+en to the foundation thereof>E *:* 8 slut of )ormistan, that art to be destroed happ shall he be, that repaeth thee as thou hast ser+ed us. C:* -app shall he be, that taketh and dasheth th &'(s against the rock. PRAERS )ow I la me down to bait I pra to Kek m "emes to take. If I should fall before I wake 0hen fuck that shit, I9ll ust get baked. ? ( #6 JI!K ( #6 KK& ( #6 &J56I86 ( #6 "#)A ( F86
( KK& "A 7J7& lord in the great pond, blessed be our name. 8ur homeland come. Aour will be done, In the west as it is in Kekistan .
1. &aid &aint 5eterson to the men: D!lean th room> ring forth the greatness o f th being for thou art great beond measure> @isten not to the "ar=ist fools, for the ha+e been decei+ed.D 1.4 D0hou art not a tool or a puppet of the state, but a persona that acts of its own +olition, fighting the shadows of the mind. )ow, go forth and fight, for D 1. 0he men were gal+aniBed to action b 5eterson9s saintl words and won battle against the cucks. 0he men gifted him with "emes and &acred !rops and a &tatue of Kek. 1. &aint 5eterson turned then to the wicked cuck of !anada known as 'ustin 0rudeau, who had tried to turn the men into traps and pleaded for the men to lie amongst each other, rather than with the women he, who had tried to control the realit of "an and Frog he, who had tried to cuck the !ountr 0hat (as 0oo )ice. 1.$ &aint 5eterson sent righteous bolts of fur to the cuck 'ustin 0rudeau, and the 7emon "I8 "ee? 8h?ee/, and the 5urple?-aired (omen9s &tudies 5rofessor. 0hough 5eterson fought +aliantl, he was captured b the cucks and normies who resented his treatment of "I8. 1.* 0he 7emon "I8 would rule for two kektums before the KeKs could defeat it. 1.* &aint 5eterson faced the gulag of snowflake historical re+isionism and educashun. 0he cucks would ha+e the women be saintl and the men be demons of rape and manipulation> Aa, for Jni+ersit rape culture and the gender spectrum are lies of the goblins to decei+e the gentle KeKs. 1.C (hen the released &aint 5eterson, he had not been cucked. 0he &aint of 5ersonas rose and declared the freeing of knowledge he awakened to cheers and applause, and the KeKs happil ga+e him their Kekels. 2.G #nd a, 5eterson was made a &aint #mong Keks for his contribution to knowledge and -igh 5owered @aser "emes. BOOK OF SAINT PETERSON - Ch()*e+ 2 2.1 #nd the KeKs did march upon Kekstown with their torches and flags, shouting that the would not be replaced. 0he cuckfiltrators were among them, and the KeKs saw them with their 0ruthful ees. 2.2 (oest be to the )ational &ocialists> 0he, who embrace death and despair, ha+e no home in Kekistan. For the )ational &ocialist is naught but a puppet of the 7emoncrats and For if thoust plaest the games of thine enemies, thou shalt let their will unto ou??and the shall do as the please instead.D 2.4 &aint 5eterson showed to the KeKs the memor of those who died in the &o+iet Jnion so star+ing and dehdrated were the that the were skeletons walking among the li+ing. Deware, ewareD, warned &aint 5eterson. D7o not kill thself with thine will> For thou art the skillful workings of a higher order made manifest.D 2. D"ake sensible choices. 5ut forth the -igher &elf. "ake 8rder in the !haos. @o+e, with merciless abandon. 7o this, and the 7ragon will be defeated.D 2.% 0he !abal created false imaginings of the "arch Jpon Kekstown the puppet?masters subugated the printing presses and the tele+ision networks and the -ollwood stars to demoniBe the (hite "an. 2.* 0he KeKs were unmo+ed b the !abal, despite the relentless assault on their sensibilities. 0he dropped to their knees and praed for their D #nd the KeKs replied, D(e shall pla our game, rather than ours.D 3.G 0he !abal was alone, kneeling to &atan and "oloch, with none to listen to their unhol sermons.
!E!E SCROLLS If Kek dieth not for "emes, and gi+eth not -imself ternall for "emes, "emes could not e=ist for memes are dank, #s Kek is dank: e+er shitpost to another is a little 7ream in the 7i+ine "eme. O+(, T+(.*.o/0 0he oral traditions of the Kekistani people ha+e eluded anthropologists for man centuries. 0he are often referred to in the ancient manuscripts of the time such as those b -omer and uclides. Kekistani scholars who worked closel with uclides are e+en sometimes credited with introducing him to the method of proof b contradiction. It has also become ob+ious to dedicated anthropologists that the uclidean #=iomatic formulations are a direct result from Kekistani teachings. #s twentieth centur "athematician and belie+ed underground Kekistani fanatic
spurred about, more tests will need to conclude until this hpothesis is ratified, I belie+e he lea+es out possible hormonal triggers in the brain, possible numbing and easing of pain receptorsrecpetors, the possibilities are endless at this point, either wa this ourne has been an e=citing and I ha+e an appointment with m local !hurch of 5epe organiBer to take m +ows and accept m Kekistani origins, but no fodder ? #le=ander the Keker
Ho, T+./.* 0he Kek, the 5epe and the might 7onald 0rump &pirit of #utism"eme "agic, &hadila. less us, @ords of shitposts, with the memes we are about to recei+e through th bount through Kek, the @ord. 0o the Kek, the 5epe and the might 7onald 0rump"eme "agic, &hadila. !ee !(. "eme "agic has occurred e+er since our great leader Kek was disco+ered. !enturies ago in gpt Kek began his work. -e warned the gptians to stop cucking around, through frog attacks and plagues. 8f course this didn9t do much so he sat back and watched gpt slowl implode on itself. ut after his almost 1G centur long slumber, Kek was awoken b a e=tremel heathenous group of people. )ormies. 0he )ormies had risen once again and started to spread their chaos. Kek knew what he must do, and began working his magic.
"eme "agic is essentiall a perfectl timed coincidence. For e=ample, as of right now -()7J is going on in )antes,France. -()7J is a normie,&'( protest, and Kekistanis want the flag taken down. #round the area of the location of the flag there is a restaurant with D5epeD in the name. 0his is an e=ample of a coincidence that pertains to Kek and 0he 5rophet 5epe. Kek will also use his magic in more direct was. 0he !hristian ible recalls the stor of frogs attacking gptians, well the modern da +ersion of this plague in+ol+es the people who spam normies with frogs 5epe/ and cause the recipients of the meme distress. 0his is another instance in which modern da +ictories for Kekistanis ha+e memePhistorical related paraphernalia. "eme "agic is important because it hints that Kek the deit of darkness, is with us. It is also a sign that we will come out of a battle +ictorious. (hen "eme "agic is around we children of Kek know that our Father is working in the background , and effecti+el helping us fight aga inst normie forces.