Format: 1. select a target 2. opener 3. time constraint 4. neg 5. dhv 6. disarm obstacles 7. isolate target 8. create emotional connection 9. #or kiss close
Style:4 openers, 4 transitions from opener to dhv, 4 rapport building/emotional connection, 4 ways to phase shift to physical connection, 4 #close lines, and kiss close lines, and C&F and/or negs.
Routine Stack Material Openers CaptainJack's Amazing Digital Camera Non-Verbal Sending Opener (TM): If you see a set breaking out the digital camera, look at them, smile, lift thine eyebrows and motion with your hand as if accepting change back from a cashier. If they see this masterpiece of non-verbal behavior they will often give your weaselly ass an opportunity to game them by saying, "Hey, take a pic of us!" Now, don't be a good boy and take a pic...no. no. no. no! Take their digital camera and start taking pictures of random shit. The ceiling. A crooked one of the band. Your friends (KinoMaster and Fidelio) making the piece sign and whatnot. This should make them laugh or get up to try and take the camera back. About that time try to snap a pic of the girl lunging towards you. This will make a perfect neg as you look at the pic and laugh. If they do NOT lunge to get the camera back then you may take a picture. So, take it and then look at it and go "Omigod! No!" and take another one and then look at it and shake your head, "mmmmm....let's try it one more time!" - Finally, take a pic and hand it to them. From here you can say, "What are we celebrating?" “Hey, you guys seem nice, are you friendly?” “So where do all the cool people hang out “we're having a very interisting conversation, if you'd like to join us.” “stick 'em, up! “ point at the group like your a red raider ;) “do you speak English?”
DHV'S From El Topo:
““Hey guys, I have got to ask you, my friend Michelle and I were here (or some other place, any place public really) he other night and there were these two making out in the middle of the walk way… (light tap on the arm) No seriously listen (I qualify them during the opener to maintain their attention, this is important, because if you can control their state then you can capitalize on that massively) What I she always like this? No but really they were like in the middle of the walkway. I like totally don’t get how people think that is like ok. (Change state to something more intimate) You know like when I was dating my ex-girlfriend, she is a dancer, we would, like to be together at places, and sometimes but we had a booth or something. (access if the state change in comfort hooked and jump thread, if not back to attraction state and continue with opener and attraction threads) Like seriously next time I see that I am going to go up to the guy and girl and give them a condom or something. After in the group, usually within 30 seconds if I haven’t hooked comfort yet. So how do you guys all know each other? That’s cool, cause I am from Hawaii and I am not used to how people socialize here. I mean I have been here for years, but… (this almost always get an opening to comfort) But if not I continue… (build another intimate state with a little bit of excitement) Yeah like you can tell a lot about people n how they carry themselves. Like you know my friend Molly is this just beautiful girl, she is just the perfect mix of everything, but the way she carries herself just exudes this lack of confidence. (here make your state more quiet, from the heart… as if they can see it in your eyes) And then you’ll know somebody that is not made up at all, not too much make-up and they’re just themselves, and they radiate. You can keep going with but you can usually jump from there, but if you do want to continue…. Like I when I walked by you guys, just out of the corner of my eye I caught you guys and I kind of caught that vibe. You know how you just kind of get that from people? Transitioning (here is the key to a transition, they should be done smoothly, you stack should script that, like everything you say should bait them further into your stack. At this point I have a lot of stuff going on. I have I am from Hawaii (get a reaction), I have DHVs of hanging out with my friends who are women. I have an ex that is a dancer. I have intuition about people that notices the ‘true beauty’ of people, and a slight cold read on them. So I can transition and build in any of those ways. So how do I want the night to go… am I looking for and SNL, do I want to go for
a Day 2, Do I want a fuck buddy, do I want to try and find a girl that I can just have fun with and keep me company, or maybe I am thinking about settling down and want to find a girl I really like. This is perhaps the most important part of HOW your game is played right here. Right here, you should have attraction and slipping into comfort. But one thing Sinn brought to the community is that they all interact with each other. Attraction weaves through Comfort, and it even makes it into Seduction. They are cyclical, they are all prominent enough to be their own thing, but they all work with each other many times all three at once.) So here is my qualification (also at this point you should have social isolation within the group, if not it would not be impolite to isolate her) “Hey you know what, you guys are cool, I can tell form just… So what do you do when you’re not hanging out at (name venue)?” Answer doesn’t matter, “Wow, really. That’s actually really cool, my friend Ishtar does (name their answer) and he is like the most… together person I know. Like I am a Photographer, Like I have a cool job, and I get to travel all over the place, but Ishtar has got something, you know, something that I want. He’s like so grounded with himself.” Ok, here is the thing; you don’t have to say you’re a photographer. I have a job and skill that is normally ‘socially’ cooler than most people’s jobs. The reason why I bring them up in their occupation is because it helps align my comfort. Then they are framed to play to me. Right now very lightly, but later it gets really big. Kind of like, what I do with my life is really beautiful and passionate, I will give you a taste of it, so you can se how beautiful it is. So now you see how important it is for me to do what I do, so you have to help me maintain it. So it will develop a Harem or Servant Comfort. See all that to explain, what a frame does. In fact you could incorporate that all into a cold read too to give them more identity with it. So let’s say you have a job that is ‘socially’ uncooler than most people’s jobs. You can transition in many ways. But it is not the job that defines the interaction. Your job is not your identity, notice I don’t’ talk about my job I talk about my values. With that in mind here is an example if I were to get somebody who had a ‘socially’ cooler job. “Wow, really that is amazing, you know when I was a boy I used to dream about that. (or let’s say is a female exclusive job, you should go into a similar story about how when you were young your friend, sister, mom, aunt dreamt of that of was that) Then you need to manufacture a story about it. Transition into so when you were young did you always know how this was going to be?”” “My uncle's a sex therapist. Women are the only sex who have an organ solely for sexual pleasure.It would make sense then, that since women get more pleasure out of really good sex, THEY should be acting more like predators.”
“lets go screw with some people.” [used to turn a sarge into an instant pivot]
C&F lines/Negs “You are so baaaaad” "There goes my fantasy! You're supposed to go to work everyday while I lay on the couch watching soaps. Then, when you get home you can cook me dinner while I fill you in on the soaps. This is never going to work. “Why would I get you a drink? I don’t know you from a hole in the wall.” “Your losing points for drinking a fake arse beer” “Note to self...dont date this girl”
“Is that a new fragrance called “Bar Smoke?”” “how old are you? 23? Thats like 29 in girl dog years.” “its your birthday? I even got you a present....ME.” (to an older woman) “I'll be your boy toy.” If your life was a movie, what would it be rated?
Anti-CB lines "Women are great at keeping things separate. They have friends that they just shop with, friends that they just drink with and friends that they can do anything with. Same with relationships. There are guys that make great boyfriends, guys that are just for fucking and guys that they would marry. Girls can keep those guys separate. But, men aren't like that. Most men (and when you say MOST MEN it implies you are not one of them) can't do that, they get hold of a woman and then start bugging her 24/7 or there are other guys that can ONLY fuck a girl and then leave her." HB; I can't do this. I'm married(or some excuse You:Yes, y ou're married.( Take her hand and slap it ) Bad girl [This is stealing her frame] You: But you sort of enjoy being bad don't you? It's fun for you”
Isolation -100% Perfect girl story -Favorite Body of Water then one word to describe it. Favorite Color then one word to describe it. Favorite Pet then one word to describe it. (My answers: ocean=limitless, blue=relaxing, dog=playful) Water/Color describe you, pet describes ideal lover.
-Trust Test. -Dye my soul patch/goatee blonde? -Strawberry fields.
-“Looks not enough” A3 routine.
-You know how you told me earlier how your dream is to (insert dream job)? Well, I didn't want to mention this earlier but....(pause) Girl: What? Well, I work with a lot of successful business owners and you reminded me of them when you were talking about that. I really believe you can do that...
“Let me see your hands,” I pick them up, turn them over, and look at her palms. Tell her how the left hand is controled by the right brain, and how the right brain is the artistic side, where intuitive, erotic, creative and spiritual thinking come from. The right hand is controlled by the left brain, and thats where 1ogic, reason, and language look. And when I look closely at her hands (1ight kino on palms here). She, like most people, has deeper and more complex lines on her right hand, and this reflects how strongly our society has repressed our natural, intuitive, erotic self--the part that truly allows us to develop personally and spiritually.”
ask her about going into the bathroom with that guy(or whatever sexual exciting experience), what inside her told her that it was okay, what about him triggered that response in her, how deliclous it was to be naughty, etc. Qualifying *For SNL's: Whats going on later? Did you drive? By yourself? “It's getting late..” Grounding Story Phone/txt Game "i'm just trying to figure out if (Name) is more than a pretty face. Is she adventurous? Is she spontaneous?" "Hi chick, I'm puzzled. You didn't strike me as the kind of woman who would deliberately interrupt her own opportunities..... especially when the first tastes felt so good... so I'm just wondering what happened in your environment to force you to keep missing out. Here's my number: xxxxx"
Full Closing: Riker's Rules: “If we're going to do this we have to promise ourselves 3 things..The first is that we have to be safe and use a condom. That's very impotrtant to me. The second is that has to be something we both really want to do. The third is that you have to be able to wake up in the morning and be happy you did this,
and feel good about yourself every time you get that tingly feeling during the day and think back on this night. So..lets take this easy and slow. That way we'll know what we have to look forward to next time, and some of that awkward pressure will be removed.”
Openers:
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“Hey its looks like the party is over here!” (to target) “if i wasn't gay, youd so be mine” ”how do you all know each other?” “Did you see those girls fighting outside?” Cologne opinion My neighbor just bought 2 dogs, and she wants to name them after a 80's or 90's duo. Do have any ideas?” Jealous girlfriend Opinion, friend invited for talk show about secret admirer Crappy sketch artist: draw stick figure, then say ”your beauty has inspired me to high
art.” Pretend someone is a a movie star “High five” “would you please stop touching me?” opinion: i was on the net and found out the average American woman is 5'4 , 150 and wears size 14.” “PEZ?” Awwww so nice hair.. is it real (pull hair) HEY! It moved! Aww its nice anyway!" (pretending you still think its fake but trying to be polite ;) “How many 9’s are in 100?” tool them into saying "i dont do math". and you reply, "this isnt rocket science, its called COUNTING." the answer is 20 BTW. Elvis opener "I'm curious ... have you seen the movie Poltergiest? Do you think the movie was based on complete fiction or was there some truth to it?" "You think spells work?" "What's your first impression of this? " “Did you know Ghandi was a lawyer? Did you know he was from England?” How high are those heels? Thats some pretty serious(article of clothing, or standout feature) you got going on there. Mixed set:1 guys, bunch of girls: “Dude, you are so the player! 1 guy and X# of girls? How does he do it?
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- "Who is the leader here?" (They all point) Say playfully to leader, "What qualifies you in charge?" "Do you know what alpha means?"
-. "Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes." (Take cute girl by the hand away from the group while everybody’s eyes are closed. Do not return.) 5. "You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. Please prove to me they are mistaken." 6. "Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown." 7. "I bet I can use my Psychic powers to figure out how everybody knows each other. Mmmmm let’s see. I am getting a vibe. Yes there it is. You are all members of the same nudist club. I can tell because you are very comfortable with each other but not comfortable with your clothes. (Whisper to girl) "Which guy is the biggest?" "Really, I would have never guessed. Of course it is what you do with it that counts. Which would you prefer? A guy with a big dick or a guy with a medium dick and five years of massage school?" 9. Approach one group member. Make friends. get that person to introduce you to everybody else. 10. "You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. 11. "Hi, I’m CPowles10" (Shake the hands of those closest to you - but not everyone) "So what are you guys talking about?" Do this right and they will all presume you know someone else in the group. If you get called on it you just look like a bold confident man. 12. "Okay, who’s been naughty and who’s been nice?" 13. "Count the number of people in the group(say N) Say out loud: ‘Dont you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number?’
C&F lines After eye contact/AI: “Don’t just look at me and keep walking! I’m not just a piece of meat you know! I have feelings too! Stop and talk to me…” “Don’t waste all that good eye contact! Stop and talk to me.” (you say Hi, she says Hi back but keeps moving) “Don’t let a friendly HI go to waste! Stop and
talk to me.” “Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?” (Catching her looking) “Hi, I just couldn’t help noticing you…(pause)… STARING at me!” (let sink in) “Do you always maintain such strong eye contact? Or only with guys like me that you can’t help it with?” Women’s weird styles are easy targets for cocky & funny openers/comments. For slit skirts or pants: “You POOR THING! Your pants/skirt is all ripped up the side/back!! You look like you were attacked by a Yorkie! Come on, we gotta get you new clothes!” (grab arm) “The Salvation Army is this way…” <script type="text/javascript"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">(Acting bitchy?) “Or maybe you need a rabies shot! Look how mean you’re getting!” (denies) “Ok, well if I see you start foaming at the mouth I’m calling an ambulance”. “I’ll bet you only shaved one leg to wear that skirt…or did you shave both legs? Prove it! Is your other leg as sexy as this one?” (Get her to let you feel/caress other leg to make sure it’s shaved) For one-sided tank tops or one-sided long-sleeve tops: “You POOR THING! You’re too poor to afford the FULL shirt! Do you want a dollar or something? We gotta get you a real shirt! Come on I’m taking you shopping at Wal-Mart” (grab arm) For one-sided long-sleeve tops: “Oh my God! Your shirt is missing a sleeve. It looks like you were taken down by a police dog!” For Von Dutch-style trucker caps: “Hey, I like your hat…Let me guess, you’re a long-haul trucker.” For shoes: “Those are some pretty tall shoes. You must be like what, 4 foot 7 without them?” “Hey, those are nice shoes. (pause) Some homeless kid must be running around barefoot right now!” For animal print clothes:
“Hey, do you know how many (leopards/tigers/etc) had to die for that (shirt/skirt/etc)?? The animal rights people will have your ass.” For a woman wearing leather skirt or high boots: “You’re wearing a leather skirt/boots! Some POOR cow had to die so you could show off your legs!” For accessories: “Those are some pretty earrings. I didn’t know toy stores sold earrings like that!” “What a cute ring (or watch or whatever)! Did you get that with the kids meal at McDonalds?” “Wow, that’s a huge purse. You don’t have some little dog named Precious in there, do you?” “So what’s with the big purse, are you carrying a gun in there?” (After labor day, and she’s wearing white) “Hey, you’re not supposed to wear white after Labor Day! I’m gonna call the fashion police on you! What’s your name, I’m gonna report you right now.” (if she resists) “Come on, what’s your name? You can’t run from the law, sooner or later they’ll catch you.” (later) Well you better go see the fashion police anyway, you know, do the right thing and turn yourself in. Just don’t show up in bell-bottoms, you’ll get more charges laid against you.” If she has a spot or stain on her clothes: Point it out and say “What’s the matter with you? Don’t you know how to do laundry??” For a woman with her roots showing: “Wow, how do you dye only the roots that dark color? That takes a lot of skill!” For a general clothing opener (also gives you time to think of something about her clothing to bust on her about): Smile and say “Congratulations!” She’ll say “For what?” Rip on her about her clothing, like “That’s the skimpiest outfit I’ve seen all day” or “You make more noise walking in those shoes than anyone else”. Accusing her of common guy behavior is a great approach. (Bumps into you) “Hey WHOA…hands off the merchandise!” (pause) “You know what, you’re cute, I changed my mind…just don’t touch the hot spots, OK? Try to control yourself until we get to know each other a little more”. (Bumps into you and says sorry) “It’s ok. I know you were just trying to pick me up. You know, if you want to meet me all you have to do is say hi… you don’t have to physically hit me.” (haha) “I mean it, that’s my WEAK arm you bumped into”.
(Woman walking behind you) “Stop following me, I’m getting that stalker vibe from you!” (pause while she snaps out of her likely daydreaming) “And stop staring at my ass!” (I wasn’t looking at your ass!) “Come on, I can feel your eyes burning a hole in the back of my pants! You can take a snapshot of it for $4.99…as long as it’s for your personal enjoyment. Don’t show it to all your friends.” (Woman walking behind you or standing behind you) “Hey are you staring at my ass??” (Woman walking behind you) “Hey are you stalking me? I’m so tired of hot women following me around all day, it gets annoying.” (she says Hey, I’ve seen you at __________ ) “Oh, so you were checking me out then?” (If girl’s been around a while) “Are you shy or something? Because I’ve been standing here for around ten minutes and you still haven’t said Hi to me.” (blah blah) “Every time I go some place women get all shy around me, since I’m such a goodlooking, sexy man…As you can see.”
More Openers: ARE YOU SHY? Are you guys shy? I’ve been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven’t said ‘hi”. DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on it, and keep the book open to that page. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's your sign?". She will laugh again and probably answer. Then I usually say "Wow... this works great. Your turn". It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. I've done this a ton of times and it never fails to open. women)
DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery) Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life.... Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows… DON’T TOUCH ME (David D.) When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “don’t touch me” … have something to immediately follow up with. ELVIS OPENER (Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before ... did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl's eyes and smile? Then look into the chick's eyes and smile. EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (TylerDurden) "Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?" (That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)… Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff. FAT ELVIS (Wilder) Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend's birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis? blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow) Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest
thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elvis's were always alone. I couldn't believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing "hunka hunka burnin' love." FASHION TIP (Kooper) I think this is highly underrated. Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. "Wear your hair open", "open that up one more button", or just fix their clothes. tell her what would look amazing on her. Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. For the clueless, get two-dozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboy´s) This sets an interesting frame. first of all, you are teaching her how to please you, if she reacts well, praise her for being a good puppy. Second, it is obvious that you are the prize, that you have standards and that you know what you want. Women love the idea of seducing you, you just gotta teach them HOW and they will comply. This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything, just a genuine comment. From there, it’s easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there. whatever you want.) GAY OPENER (aceofhearts) Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. "I need your honest opinion on something...do I look gay?" Some chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this. "...Because something really funny just happened, this dude was hitting on me in another bar!" Better is to use this with a wing and change it to "Does MY FRIEND look gay" because it eliminates the self-conscious aspect. The person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as something totally funny and even flattering. GIRLS FIGHTING OUTSIDE (Mystery) With great enthusiasm... "OMG!… did you see those two girls fighting outside? Like right outside the club... they were totally going at it; one was pulling
the others' hair, and the other one drew blood with her nails. And they seemed to be fighting over this short guy; he was standing near them just totally laughing! KHAKI OPENER (aceofhearts/superfly) Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument...is khaki a color or a fabric?" The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. You can go into, "See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!" then fire into your next routine... KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden) Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc…(these require no memorization are easy for newbies) G-STRING (Badboy) “Hey guys, you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. They’ve been dating each other for six months now, and my friend really loves her. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago, and she went to visit her mother to cool down. While she was gone, my friend was so depressed, that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club. Anyway, a few days later, his girlfriend comes back, and she finds this girl’s thong panties in the bathroom, and she KNOWS this thong isn’t hers. So she confronts my friend on this, and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in women’s underwear. So I don’t know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him, or if she really is into this or not, but she said she thinks that’s really kinky and wants him to wear women’s underwear around the house. So he’s been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely… MISERABLE!” “So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened. What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship? Or do you think some things should remain hidden, even if it means being miserable?”
FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden) I've been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).. I want to live there, *BUT*..... I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I'm going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; I'll never get in the fucking bathroom... I'm gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they're gonna synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, I'll probably start *MY* period. I'm going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month! Did you know that's why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like "The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT". Also... living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators... (sexual predator routine stuff below)." GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix) Approach Girls 26 – Glasses off (take glasses off) 26 – Glasses on (put glasses on) 26 - What do you guys think looks better? *HBs – (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing) 26 – Glasses off (take off glasses) 26 – Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times) HB1 – I like them on! HB2 – I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing…I guess they think it’s funny that they have different opinions). 26 – My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on! HBs – (Responses: Yeah you do! / No). 26 – Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off? HB1 – (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever. HB2 – (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off, but I like them on too! You get the idea…it opens the group. Here’s another way I introduced the opener: Approach Girls 26 – I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face on).
*Run with the rest of the opener above. Trouble Shooting If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following: - I’d put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faces…whatever) - Oh my god. Again? (Playful). Then I’d do it again (don’t know if this is a good idea, what do you guys think?) - Say to the girl who didn’t ask: Wow. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions? INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji) PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) "OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you - let me introduce you!!" (start moving towards the guy) SHB: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help! PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you! SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono... its not true!(Fleeing) PUA: Awww come on.. don't be shy.. Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was... MR. BIG (Dr. Paul) Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or bad? (ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!) MY LITTLE PONY (jlaix) Hey, guys... remember that shit 'My Little Pony'? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can't remember... did they have powers or were they just regular fuckin’ horses? Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some shit… or maybe that was Care Bears… My little sister used to have them and I'd play GI Joes with them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra
with a fuckin machine gun blah blah blah... NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD) "Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!" PICKING UP CHICKS (sledge) Just open with “Hi, we’re picking up chicks”… its C&F PIMP NAMES (jlaix) guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"? oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"... PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First, here is the frame you're using for this opener: "You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!" This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematic's HB9 on Saturday night. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have gotten more. Bad schematic. Oh well, I'll call her later. Maybe) You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs. You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up. "NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!" Continue with push/pull if you wish... "But wait..." and twist the hat back the
other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up. Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club. RICH OPENER (Herbal, TD) Came up with this one the other night at a club. When opening a set, walk up and ask, "Which one of you is the richest?". Then go into the whole "Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm.... we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook?" routine. Pretty fun and opens easily. To give credit where credit is due, it's just a variation on "Are you rich?", which I think TD came up with. SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden) "Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he's up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they're out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they're just hanging out, and a few of them they're like kissing or whatever while they're out walking. Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that she's woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they're kissing, and left the ones where they're just hanging out. He goes to her and says 'Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?' She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn't want him to have them. But he can't figure out if she's psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn't look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn't judge the pics like that." The girls will either say: "It's totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more." (They also sometimes say "But he's only known her a few months. I wouldn't do that on a guy I just met.") -or"She has a boyfriend!"
Your immediate reply would be "He doesn't care about that. He's busy. He just doesn't want her deleting his pics! SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch) Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time. At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while. SINCERE COMPLIMENT (Papa) Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?!!! Hot Aussie Chick: Hee...hee. Sure. Papa: Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. [pointing back to me] Fire away. Hot Aussie Chick: Haha + {compliment on Papa's clothes or sense of humor} or Haha + {cummon face} Papa: [if not complimented] Just kidding...[if complimented, skip the just kidding] Actually, I came over here cuz you looked like [compliment +mini cold read]. Here's an example of one of dozens of approaches (even stopping mobile targets with the boomerang effect body language, credit Tyler D). Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment? Hot Aussie Chick: Sure. [smile] Papa: Me too. Fire away. Hot Aussie Chick: Haha. Well, I like your jacket. Papa: Ahh. You Aussie chicks rock. You know, I just had to stop you cuz you looked like someone interesting to talk to as you look so chill and calm, and someone just had to come over and enjoy the view of the pier and opera house with you. I'm Papa. Hot Aussie Chick: Hi. [handshake] I'm [Chick's Name] This kind of direct approach opened consistently and the game played out well because I'd continue from there with lots of ball-busting, playful kino, and conveyed a lot of fun.
Most of the time, I didn't get compliments from the girls, but I'd get something like this rolling: Papa: [credit RJ, Style, and Playboy to helping to create this opener] Excuse me...are you someone confident enough to accept a compliment from a complete stranger.
SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method) "Do you think spells work?" Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is: "The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his type." (Here the woman might say "Sure," in which case you reply "No, really!" and touch her arm or waist.) "Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you think it's the spell or just psychological?" TATOO OPENER (unknown) Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Here’s the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder. (no, no don't let her do it) See that’s the problem she's really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake? TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies) You're at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absoutely identical, physically. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you've ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which one do you pick? Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than anyone you've ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever
in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick? Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. Which do you pick? (It’d probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this) WHEEL CHAIR (Ace/Papa) Would you date a guy in a wheel chair? (blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair? "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?" "You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both?" If she says yes set it up for who lies more…or "What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?" WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version) Hey guys, I need a female opinion… who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like “you’re ass doesn’t look fat in those pants” but girls… they tell the big ones... like... “Its your baby!” More Direct Openers: 'Hi..I wanted to meet you. My name is..” ”Hey, I wanted to see if there was more to you then meets the eye...” ”hey, I dont think we can be friends, we just wont get along.” Routines: ESP: “guess a number between 1 and 10”. (70% chance its 7) Cube:”My friend tought me this amazing visualization exercise called the Cube. Okay are you ready for the Cube? Before I start I need to ask you a few questions. Are you intelligent? Are you intuitive? Do you have a good imagination? ok, great! Imagine you see a cube, how big is it? What color is it? Is it solid, or something you can see through? Horse? =guy Storm? =problems. Ideal Guy/E.V.: "I think its an absolutely fantastic feeling to get to know another human being. And what's really stimulating, is to learn what someone else thinks of major issues revolving around us in this world… and discovering what's important for her in life. So if I were to ask you, what do you really value and what's important to you in a relationship, what would you answer?" If she replies with ends values (feeling loved, understood) - bingo! Be the one to make her feel
that (by incorporating that into talk about yourself. If she replies with means values (the means of achieving ends values - like a strong, brave man... to make her feel what? you need to find out!), do some additional asking: "And what does it feel like to have a relationship with such a guy?". “beauty is common, but a good outlook is rare. what do you have inside that separate you as a mere face in the crowd?” handwriting analysis best friends test the lying game:4 true statements and 1 lie about her house or car, but not out loud. (watch eye movements, differ when lying.) c shape vs. u shape smiles. Britney=c shape=good: Christina Agularia=u shaped=bad Inside knowledge:“you may act tough but youre extremely sensitive on the inside. If someone makes a negative comment about you, you'll act like it doesnt matter, but youll think about it all the way home. Your a really sensitive person, but most people dont get to see that side.” “at some point in your life, you had an experience where you were asked to become an adult before you were ready and it was difficult.” ”your smarter than you let on. In certain situations you know exactly what to say, but dont say it, You later kick yourself for not saying it.” ”sometimes you lock yourself up and try to act cool, and you can tend not to let people in your life.” Negs: “wow, shes so demanding, is she always like this?” “its so cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh.” “you kinda have man hands.” “those shoes look really comfortable.” “I like that (clothing item), those are really popular right now.” “nice nails, are they real? oh..they look nice anyways.” “you have the most adorable Bugs Bunny overbite.” “I think your going to make a good friend.” “wow your palms are sweaty.” “Gum? No really, you should.” “bump her and say, "hands off the merchandise.” "what do you want to be when you grow up? and dont say princess." Closes: # close: “It's been good talking to you, but I have to go. Is there a way we can continue this conversation?” kiss close: (after 3 IOI's) would you like to kiss me? yes= go. maybe=”lets see” then go. no= “I didnt say you could, you just looked like you had something on your mind.” “kiss good bye”(pointing to cheek) *Day2; Set up another place and time to meet, and get the number AFTER so you can confirm.
