mickstar813: only a moment to go mickstar813: this year, for people who
had a great year, and a bad year Sun Dec 31, 4:30:46am
mickstar813: please
watch this, ad be happy and enter the new year Sun Dec 31, 4:32:06am
mickstar813: gaki no tsukai mickstar813: 24 hours do not laugh mickstar813: american police this year mickstar813: a battle to not laugh mickstar813: of course there will be amazing traps mickstar813: New traps, they can't run anyway mickstar813: First time mickstar813: A major prank mickstar813: Chono slap- Something shocking will mickstar813: What will happen to Hosei!!!
happen Sun Dec 31, 4:33:08am
mickstar813: Onigoko- someone super famous appears mickstar813: Late night kidnap mickstar813: Dont change the channel till the end mickstar813: 6 hours special mickstar813: DO not laugh mickstar813: 24 ohurs police mickstar813: woooooo mickstar813: M: hello mickstar813: M: thank you mickstar813: H: this day has come mickstar813: H: please finisht he year watching this mickstar813: T: This is our 12nd year mickstar813: M: we rejected Kouhaku to do this mickstar813: H: because we said no, Nichimura went Sun Dec 31, 4:34:16am
mickstar813: H: you;re looking at us like 'as if you'd be invited; mickstar813: START 8am mickstar813: the beginning of the day mickstar813: the sunlight gently welcome the guys mickstar813: M: I hate this moment the most during the year mickstar813: M: Why does Hamada want to do it mickstar813: M: On line, the staff were banging on about how much
they were looking
forward to it mickstar813: H: I Never said anything mickstar813: M: At least the weather is good mickstar813: M: Take that! mickstar813: T: I take that mickstar813: M: You just spoke to me casually Sun Dec 31, 4:35:18am
mickstar813: F: HEY! mickstar813: F: HEY GUYS mickstar813: M: Cant really see him mickstar813: F: HEY GUYS mickstar813: H: he looks like hes loving
it
mickstar813: H: he isnt coming mickstar813: E: How many times you going to say it?! mickstar813: M: how many times?! mickstar813: F" morning guys mickstar813: F: are you japanese comedian? or hamburger? mickstar813: H: why are we hamburgers? mickstar813: (You can understand) mickstar813: H: how long you going to do that Sun Dec 31, 4:36:20am
mickstar813: F: mickstar813: F:
AS IF Its an american joke. you dont get american jokes at all. that's why jap
tx is shit mickstar813: F: Anyway. mickstar813: Y: suddenly he is serious mickstar813: M: the up and down is so strong mickstar813: F: you guys are american police this year mickstar813: T: why?!?! mickstar813: M: we are totally in Chiba (prefecture) mickstar813: F: you;ll be protecting japan now mickstar813: They will be american police mickstar813: F: why are you dressed like that! Go get changed Sun Dec 31, 4:37:24am
mickstar813: They change to outfits more like american police mickstar813: M: Im sure Hamada will be ..... mickstar813: F: you ready? come out then mickstar813: F: looking good mickstar813: F: American Powerful police mickstar813: Next up Endo mickstar813: F: So handsome. You;ll be popular with hte women,
american handsome
police mickstar813: Tanaka! mickstar813: F: you got thinner again!? mickstar813: T: no no... mickstar813: American Lanky police mickstar813: Hosei, next Sun Dec 31, 4:38:24am
mickstar813: F: So cute mickstar813: F: you age, but still cute mickstar813: Hamada is Eddie Murphy mickstar813: Y: NO WAY!?! mickstar813: M: this is going to be bad mickstar813: Y: this is why you took so long mickstar813: H: look at this... mickstar813: H: it's so tiring.... mickstar813: H: but I'm a police from beverly hills, right?... mickstar813: M: he has to stay like that the whole time?... mickstar813: M: are you serious? NOt fair mickstar813: T: the whole time? That's not cool... mickstar813: Rules are simple Sun Dec 31, 4:39:28am
mickstar813: laugh, get hit.. (YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES BY KNOW) mickstar813: F; right then, the bus is coming mickstar813: Y: can you change the rules this much? mickstar813: The hard mission is starting mickstar813: The agency will be revealed now mickstar813: M: Why are we taking a bus? mickstar813: M" it was all over twitter again... mickstar813: Heipo Omame Police agency mickstar813: M: WHy is heipo like a boss now? mickstar813: M: he was eating soba before, looking like he was on the
verge of death Sun Dec 31, 4:40:28am
mickstar813: THe bus to Heipo agency mickstar813: Has a picture of Heipo mickstar813: They will now go to the police station mickstar813: F: right, get on when ready mickstar813: H: I feel like I'm not part of the group mickstar813: M: right then... lets do it mickstar813: Start mickstar813: H: You're laughin!!! mickstar813: M: I got off, I'm safe mickstar813: M" wait, go in.. and you see a black guy
laughing at you Sun Dec 31, 4:41:30am
mickstar813: M: Not at this time in the morning. mickstar813: Y: this bus... mickstar813: T: this is impossible mickstar813: M: he laughed mickstar813: H: no.... mickstar813: M: I held it in until I got off mickstar813: T: First hit! mickstar813: E: nice hit mickstar813: E: stop that face please mickstar813: E; that face is not on mickstar813: Y: what are you doing? mickstar813: Y: you look like emmanuel mickstar813: H: GET ON GUYS mickstar813: M: getting on! mickstar813: T: getting on
Hamada go ahead
Sun Dec 31, 4:42:36am
mickstar813: Already other customers on board mickstar813: they are on their way now mickstar813: what is ahead of them?... mickstar813: E: I don't know who's coming on mickstar813: M: The guys who are meant to make mickstar813: E: he laughed mickstar813: H: he laughed so loud mickstar813: M: like SO loud mickstar813: H: right? mickstar813: Laughter is not allowed now
us laugh will laugh looking at Hamad
Sun Dec 31, 4:43:38am
mickstar813:
And hamada's power to make them laugh
mickstar813: the
laughter traps are going to send them deeper into hell Sun Dec 31, 4:45:53am
mickstar813: arrived at bus stop mickstar813: Mum- here we go mickstar813: Baby- there's a step mickstar813: M: Surely a baby wouldnt mickstar813: Y: they dont talk mickstar813: Baby- there's a steph mickstar813: Baby- it's hot mickstar813: Baby- I am HOT mickstar813: M- he's burnt mickstar813: Mum- you want to eat?
say it that loud
Sun Dec 31, 4:46:55am
mickstar813: baby loves nodles mickstar813: H- he will be pissed at him later mickstar813: T_ damn that's a lot of noodles mickstar813: M- surely impossible mickstar813: T- too much! mickstar813: Even umemiya wouldnt be able to
eat thatm uch Sun Dec 31, 4:47:58am
mickstar813: Baby- Mummy has to eat too mickstar813: Mummy doesnt need iot mickstar813: Baby- Mummy, eat it mickstar813: M_ that was so bad right now mickstar813: M_ stop him doing that! Sun Dec 31, 4:48:58am
mickstar813: M- no one sneezes like that mickstar813: M- it was like 'shweeen' mickstar813: Y- me too? mickstar813: M- that costume and that sneeze, mickstar813: They are killing each other mickstar813: onto the next stop mickstar813: E- we stopping again?
not on
Sun Dec 31, 4:51:55am
mickstar813: Hey man, that flashy girl mickstar813: shes entry number 19 mickstar813: she's our number 1 at our host club mickstar813: but you've been followed by some weird girl lately? mickstar813: Yeah, she keeps trying to kiss me. if she does, I will die mickstar813: She's that bad? mickstar813: Eito, who is that? mickstar813: It's her! mickstar813: You will die! mickstar813: Wait wait mickstar813: why are you trying to kill him and kiss him? mickstar813: There are people who should die before himlike him mickstar813: like him! Sun Dec 31, 4:53:07am
This guy, he's a retard and trying to put in his kid in a private school, tried to learn english online, couldnt so literally quit. mickstar813:
mickstar813: Girl-
yeah and Tanaka is doing really well, and he's not, so he stole a hell of a load of money from them mickstar813: M: I didn;'t want to know mickstar813: E; I didn't actually mickstar813: There are other people who should die too mickstar813: Like him! Sun Dec 31, 4:54:09am
mickstar813: Stream down mickstar813: Back mickstar813: stream down mickstar813: There are other mickstar813: Like him
people too Sun Dec 31, 4:55:16am
This guy took his junior to meal, he jokes about who pays for the bill etc, does it for like 20 minutes mickstar813: GIrl: and also, this guy... mickstar813: E; see they can't help but laugh at your face mickstar813: He also left his mobile phone mickstar813: at some power spot mickstar813: and had to go twice mickstar813: There ar eother people who should die too, like him mickstar813: This guy... This summer went to disneyland mickstar813: and made his daughter hold is stuff mickstar813:
Sun Dec 31, 4:56:27am
mickstar813: Tell us again from the beginning mickstar813: M: say it properly mickstar813: THis summer, in disney, made his daughter hold his stuff... mickstar813: Wearing a really tight arse polo shirt, he was holding a girly mickstar813: I know him too, this is the picture from then mickstar813: He's a fucking weirdo! mickstar813: Is this for real? mickstar813: M" of course you might do this time to time mickstar813: Y: I am shocked mickstar813: We have to run away
backpack.
Sun Dec 31, 4:57:30am
mickstar813: E; please take that home mickstar813: 1 hour in mickstar813: Tension is super low now mickstar813: up ahead, more traps Sun Dec 31, 5:00:12am
mickstar813: E: 38 mike? mickstar813: We look up to downtown mickstar813: we always chased their backs mickstar813: and finally got this chance to face them mickstar813: Project X?.. mickstar813: But they made us realise mickstar813: Their pride as Manzai comedians mickstar813: if we have 38 mics, we dont need anything mickstar813: just to make them laugh with manzai mickstar813: here is Chidori
else
mickstar813: Hello!!! Sun Dec 31, 5:01:18am
mickstar813: Right, lets talk about something scary mickstar813: I wasi n Kyuushu, and in the hotel i was staying, really mickstar813: Is it a UFO? mickstar813: You got a bit of alien on you mickstar813: anyway went to the front, got the key from the dracula mickstar813: enough of that mickstar813: it was meant to be a empty room mickstar813: but felt like someone there mickstar813: i went in mickstar813: 1 hour later mickstar813: My body wouldnt move mickstar813: my eye would move, nothing else though mickstar813: So many 'gyoro' movements mickstar813: I saw a ghost
horrible, old...
Sun Dec 31, 5:02:20am
mickstar813: What kind? mickstar813: The one with the white flap on its head mickstar813: but when I saw, it was balck mickstar813: it ran at me mickstar813: and then disappeared mickstar813: but before, it said mouga niiiiimaa mickstar813: anyway, 1 hour later mickstar813: I cant move again mickstar813: I cant speak again mickstar813: Again, it said something before it disappeared mickstar813: I dont get it! mickstar813: Thank you very much mickstar813: (SO HARD) Sun Dec 31, 5:03:22am
mickstar813: they just dont find it funny!!! mickstar813: Why did we challenge them mickstar813: you're the one who said do manzai mickstar813: what the fuck are we going to do now? mickstar813: Can we do it, if there is a Eddie Murphy mickstar813: Your tsukkomi was too slow mickstar813: they werent' alguhing mickstar813: You have to interfere when its funny mickstar813: So do it quicker mickstar813: Okay, let's do it again mickstar813: Hello mickstar813: (tsukkomi will be quicker now) mickstar813: do a scary story mickstar813: I was in kyuushu mickstar813: in a hotel mickstar813: yeah mickstar813: is it a UFO
there?
Sun Dec 31, 5:04:28am
mickstar813: there
is a bit of alien
mickstar813: dracula?! mickstar813: Room?! mickstar813: anyway, in the room mickstar813: someone in the bed mickstar813: THERE IT IS AAGAIN mickstar813: anyway, later on that night mickstar813: my eyes, gyoro mickstar813: too many gyoros! mickstar813: there was a ghost mickstar813: Then it was a black monster mickstar813: ran at me mickstar813: before it disappeared mickstar813: it said to me mickstar813: AGAIN?! mickstar813: 1 hour later mickstar813: saw it again mickstar813: it ran at me before it disappeared mickstar813: thank ya!!!
it Sun Dec 31, 5:05:28am
mickstar813: That was too quick. mickstar813: You were so bad in the important parts mickstar813: you saw the Domiis (old manzai) and they told us to get mickstar813: The part where you say you don't know what Im saying mickstar813: you repeat it this time mickstar813: and then tsukkomi when it is the time
the timing right
Sun Dec 31, 5:06:45am
mickstar813: This time- they will emphasise important parts mickstar813: Okay... scary story mickstar813: in kyuushu mickstar813: hotel, old hotel mickstar813: anyway, had to stay there mickstar813: is it a ufo? There's a bit of alien on you mickstar813: got the key from the dracula mickstar813: already, a monster mickstar813: anyway, the door went iiii mickstar813: anyway, no one should be there, but felt a presence mickstar813: i was tired, went to sleep mickstar813: I was frozen though mickstar813: but my eye was like gyoro gyoro mickstar813: so many gyoros! mickstar813: I saw a ghost mickstar813: it was white Sun Dec 31, 5:07:47am
mickstar813: anyway, it was black mickstar813: I dont know how to explain this mickstar813: it was just SO black mickstar813: when I look it, just SO black mickstar813: it ran right up to me mickstar813: so black, mickstar813: I don't get it!
ghost
mickstar813: (they cant hear because of the bikes) mickstar813: M: This is ridiculous mickstar813: M" are you kidding me?! mickstar813: Y; not part of the joke? mickstar813: M: no it wasn't mickstar813: They'll think it's funny that the bikes came mickstar813: all out. mickstar813: (sorry guys, that was TOUGH To translate at
that speed) Sun Dec 31, 5:08:50am
mickstar813: M: the timing though was unbelievable mickstar813: We shouldn't have done that! think about the location too! mickstar813: H: who did the narration for that part? mickstar813: the long bus journey is nearly at an end mickstar813: the police station is right ther mickstar813: E; we nearly there? mickstar813: the bus which carries the 5 arrives at the police station mickstar813: but it's not the goal mickstar813: its just the new battle ground mickstar813: F: we are here guys mickstar813: this is the do not laugh location mickstar813: Heipo omame police department Sun Dec 31, 5:09:54am
mickstar813: they arrest criminals and laughter is the life mickstar813: where their battle will commence mickstar813: they arrive mickstar813: F; lets get off mickstar813: F; this way mickstar813: E; oh its a bit different mickstar813: F; this is the heipo central police station mickstar813: F; this is heipo police mickstar813: F: let's pay our respects mickstar813: F; okay lets go mickstar813: M: oh no explnaation? mickstar813: F: he has NO history mickstar813: M; its nice in here mickstar813: F; this way mickstar813: F; its huge in here mickstar813: F; hold on, give me a seonc
og it
Sun Dec 31, 5:10:58am
mickstar813: fujiwara forgets where to go mickstar813: M: it says so clearly on the door mickstar813: F; come in here mickstar813: T; here we are mickstar813: newbies room mickstar813: F: sit where your names are written mickstar813: Y: there is definitely something oging on mickstar813: It's chucky mickstar813: T: you used to do it mickstar813: M: This is horrible, right behind me too
mickstar813: M: I wanna pee mickstar813: Y: what is going on here? Hamada-san? mickstar813: H: what? me? mickstar813: M: you look like an outlaw Sun Dec 31, 5:12:04am
mickstar813: H: but the beard is annoying, inside my ear is mickstar813: M: you cant say that kind of thing mickstar813: Y: I wanna go toilet mickstar813: M: me too, the whole time mickstar813: M: is this the omame way? mickstar813: F: how much do you love that? Get changed mickstar813: M: thank god mickstar813: Hamada out mickstar813: M: you were too happy mickstar813: M: you're so stupid mickstar813: M: you were just smiling totally mickstar813: H: tbh, I was thankful mickstar813: M: You dont need to do anything at the end
disgusting
Sun Dec 31, 5:13:10am
mickstar813: M: tanaka though, you laugh loads and mickstar813: 90 mins in mickstar813: Hamada's face is now not a weapon mickstar813: however, after... mickstar813: the dreaded drawers
they dont call you out
Sun Dec 31, 5:15:30am
solari3: it's
been 1 hour 30mins since the start hamada has gone to change mickstar813: Gets a new wig mickstar813: E: why? mickstar813: M: no choice of just 'normal'? mickstar813: M: that's not your hair. let's just go with normal you mickstar813: T: yeah I agree mickstar813: Y: is that you normally? mickstar813: H: I mean, when you say it like that... mickstar813: E: surely you could say no to it? mickstar813: H: you guys say it's normal... How can I reject the wig mickstar813: T: whats with the face? mickstar813: M: Tanaka, get your shit together
then? Sun Dec 31, 5:16:36am
mickstar813: M: Gorgeous mickstar813: T: I thought we were done with the clothes mickstar813: Y: really? I saw it coming mickstar813: M: why have you put design permer on your hair? mickstar813: M: I have been thinkig of late. mickstar813: H: oh yeah, you're right. he had straihg thair mickstar813: M: and it's strong stuff too mickstar813: Y: it's cool mickstar813: H: I guess it hidfes your bold patch...
solari3: t:
his hair's thin
mickstar813: T: This is really something mickstar813: Y: Come on, stop it guys
at the back Sun Dec 31, 5:17:40am
mickstar813: (Casual speech) mickstar813: M: I guess mickstar813: M: how does it smell? mickstar813: M: The bold part mickstar813: Y: I've never sniffed it mickstar813: M: can we sniff it? mickstar813: E" shit that stinks mickstar813: M: jesus mickstar813: it stinks! mickstar813: M: wtf happened Sun Dec 31, 5:18:43am
mickstar813: M: whats wrong with him mickstar813: M" thats scary mickstar813: M: Yamasaki farted, right? mickstar813: T: what you doing? mickstar813: Y: Hamada-san grabbed me and it slipped out mickstar813: M: but it stinks... mickstar813: M: all i said was I was gna sniff your head... mickstar813: T; what is going on here? mickstar813: M; forget it mickstar813: Y: I am old mickstar813: Y: sniff it later, when cameras afre off mickstar813: T: no way.. mickstar813: M: right then, I am sure you're aware... mickstar813: M: the draws... Sun Dec 31, 5:19:45am
mickstar813: E; thats right, the anual... mickstar813: M: there is a dvd player mickstar813: Y: in tanaka's drawer solari3: thai kicks for 8 yearas straight mickstar813: 8 years tanaka thai kick mickstar813: M: shall I open mine? mickstar813: Y: I am so scared mickstar813: M: I will try then mickstar813: M: the wood is old mickstar813: M: So hard to open mickstar813: E: nothing there? solari3: sign: mystery dvd
by dvd
in a row
mickstar813: M: ther it is mickstar813: Mystery Dvd Sun Dec 31, 5:20:46am
mickstar813: M: It doesnt say 1 or mickstar813: M: just DVD mickstar813: M" That's annoying
2
mickstar813: M: I don't think putting it in solari3: showing the negotiations using mickstar813: First
will hurt hidden cameras
up Sun Dec 31, 5:21:48am
mickstar813: Thank solari3: Kobayashi
you for coming Nenji
mickstar813: actor, received number of awards mickstar813: It's about Gaki no tsukai, ever watched it? mickstar813: Of course mickstar813: They use the 'hajimete no otsukai' on there mickstar813: no no, that's not Gaki mickstar813: Oh... sorry... mickstar813: Do you know Downtown? mickstar813: Yes of course solari3: I've acted with hamada before mickstar813: I
don't know Matsumoto personally Sun Dec 31, 5:22:53am
mickstar813: but Hamada-san, on papa ad nachan mickstar813: what you think of Hamachan? mickstar813: He's a bit of a punk, but he's cool. mickstar813: How about Cocorico? mickstar813: I've heard their name mickstar813: Tsuketei? mickstar813: .... mickstar813: Sorry... mickstar813: I haven't studied enough mickstar813: Y: he really is a bit lacking on the studying mickstar813: E: if we know him, he should know... mickstar813: RIght, the real question Sun Dec 31, 5:23:54am
mickstar813: Hard Gay is here mickstar813: More.. more... mickstar813: okay... mickstar813: What do you think of this? mickstar813: I think I would like to try mickstar813: His voice is vbery loug mickstar813: can you do that? mickstar813: yes... Fawwww mickstar813: If you can do that in front of them mickstar813: they'll laugh hysterically mickstar813: I am a actor, not a comedian mickstar813: but when you say that, it cheers me mickstar813: Next up is this person solari3: next up, Kaneda Shirou mickstar813: Morning mickstar813: Thank you
for having me
up
mickstar813: Kameda
Shiro Sun Dec 31, 5:24:55am
mickstar813: made 3 son champions into boxing champions mickstar813: he looks like a devil before the match mickstar813: its downtowns gaki... mickstar813: I love downtowon mickstar813: What you think of them? mickstar813: They're funny, from Kansai mickstar813: I am also Kansai, so they are funny mickstar813: (sorry, stream just went weird) mickstar813: H: he laughed so loud mickstar813: M: you can hit harder mickstar813: Right, real question now mickstar813: Lazer Ramon RG mickstar813: The guy who says Fooooo Sun Dec 31, 5:26:00am
mickstar813: I am teaching kids boxing mickstar813: The kids wont listen to me mickstar813: My image will be hurt mickstar813: Entry number 3 mickstar813: Hello, thank you mickstar813: The president mickstar813: M: shes a lady!!! mickstar813: She owes a lot of hotels called APA mickstar813: 438 hotels mickstar813: They make a shit tonne of money mickstar813: it's called 'do not laugh' mickstar813: ever watched it?
hotels in Japan
Sun Dec 31, 5:27:01am
solari3: she's
the chairman of APA group
mickstar813: Yes, it is really funny. You can't laugh, if you do, you get hit by a burdock mickstar813: M: a burdock? mickstar813: It's a bit exterme mickstar813: I have never met, but have watched him on the tv mickstar813: Anything is a job, so I will do it but it has to benefit my company, and
don't know if it will mickstar813: Who out of the 3 did an impersonation as Razor Ramon Sun Dec 31, 5:29:26am
mickstar813: Okay!!! solari3: Kameda Shirou mickstar813: All out mickstar813: H: he didn't
look like he wanted to do it Sun Dec 31, 5:30:29am
mickstar813: M: they really caught us out mickstar813: M: that was raelly funny mickstar813: Y: seeing him like that was first mickstar813: M: all like 'okay okay' mickstar813: M: totally laughed mickstar813: M: he never says okay okay..
time ever
solari3: H:
it didn't seem like he'd do it
mickstar813: Y: yeah, he says sei sei mickstar813: Y: nothing in my desk mickstar813: Y; There it is mickstar813: key saying 2 on it mickstar813: H; number 2? mickstar813: T; there it is mickstar813: E; its huge mickstar813: Y; im scared mickstar813: E; here i go
sei
Sun Dec 31, 5:31:35am
mickstar813: Y; it's huge mickstar813: (buffering) mickstar813: H; Maybe we solari3: a mystery box
shouldnt look at it
mickstar813: H; what it is? mickstar813: H: something you got to use? mickstar813: E: you know me, so maybe you should solari3: e:it might be something only I know about mickstar813: M: mickstar813: M:
look at it
maybe it is something he needs to use I dont like this Sun Dec 31, 5:32:35am
mickstar813: Y: what, what what? mickstar813: H: maybe better to leave over there mickstar813: E: i would like to do something with the other one mickstar813: Y: nothing to look at? something for him to use? mickstar813: M: iwasaki hiromi right? mickstar813: After this, all is revealed Sun Dec 31, 5:34:36am
mickstar813: can't see anything mickstar813: same for everyoe else? mickstar813: M: cinderella honeymoon
right? Sun Dec 31, 5:35:55am
mickstar813: H: really well made mickstar813: M: of course we would laugh mickstar813: E: this is amazing mickstar813: E: this is all in my desks mickstar813: H: yama-chan, go? Sun Dec 31, 5:37:03am
mickstar813: guys sorry stream is lagging big time mickstar813: maybe I should go back to the Team Gaki
one? Sun Dec 31, 5:38:18am
solari3: h:
what an irritating face really looks like the real person solari3: m:
that must have cost a lot
solari3: m:
endo that angle, stop it
mickstar813: T: maybe the umber 3 mickstar813: H: yeah because he got that one mickstar813: M: hey endo mickstar813: M: that angle, stop that mickstar813: M: make it face the other way Sun Dec 31, 5:39:20am
mickstar813: Y: line them up mickstar813: M: no, put it in the mickstar813: E: that's true solari3: mystery dvd 1
box
mickstar813: Tanaka out solari3: mystery dvd 2 mickstar813: ffs this is messy. mickstar813: Solari, do you want to take over?.. mickstar813: It doesn't make sense for 2 people
to do it (we are on different times i
think) solari3: (oh
sorry) Sun Dec 31, 5:40:28am
mickstar813: Im hearing Emmanuel on one mickstar813: Commercial on one xD mickstar813: No, i think it is my stream mickstar813: Okay, I am on the http://51.15.69.227/live/stream.m3u8 mickstar813: So anyone who is watching this, will do that mickstar813: Solari3- what about you? solari3: I'm on that stream too Sun Dec 31, 5:41:29am
mickstar813: Is it on advert for you?.. solari3: the others lag too much mickstar813: startig now mickstar813: T: please stop now mickstar813: This dvd is a simulation game mickstar813: please choose a or b mickstar813: and solve the mystery mickstar813: you decide the outcome mickstar813: right htne- game start mickstar813: actress- satomi mickstar813: satomi- why?... Sun Dec 31, 5:42:33am
mickstar813: my name is tanaka naoki mickstar813: this incident seems fishy mickstar813: PLEASE WAIT mickstar813: tanaka senpai, dont run ahead mickstar813: why do you leave me behind? Anyway, a murder at a onsen.. mickstar813: i wonder what happened mickstar813: the first person to find the dead person was the Okami-san mickstar813: yes...
mickstar813: Hello mickstar813: Thank you for mickstar813: The woman is
coming all the way out here the Okami, Sun Dec 31, 5:43:38am
mickstar813: The woman who got kileld and her looked after the onsen mickstar813: Sorry to get straight to it mickstar813: tell us about when you found it mickstar813: FOund her at 2am mickstar813: until a few hosue before, we were working fine together mickstar813: anything odd about her behaviour lately? mickstar813: actually... mickstar813: recently, the nakai and her had a fight mickstar813: You cannot behave like that in front of customers mickstar813: what's wrong? mickstar813: Something... smells mickstar813: I think it's you, you smell like fresh garbage Sun Dec 31, 5:44:41am
mickstar813: are you bathing properly?... mickstar813: E; horrible thing mickstar813: T; so rude... mickstar813: You smell of garbage mickstar813: are you bathing properly?... mickstar813: Anyway, Tanaka-snepai mickstar813: a) please let me meet the rude nakai b) mickstar813: T: I choose A mickstar813: The woman should be in here mickstar813: So this is where the woman was killed mickstar813: Oh? The cleaner is only person here mickstar813: Sorry to interefere...
go to the baths
Sun Dec 31, 5:45:43am
mickstar813: Hello? mickstar813: What? mickstar813: Okay, coming now mickstar813: What's wrong? mickstar813: Our workers are fighting mickstar813: Please can you come too? mickstar813: What are you doig? mickstar813: Don't play the fool. You killed Satomi mickstar813: Why would I do that? mickstar813: Stop that now! mickstar813: Help, stop them mickstar813: STOP NOW mickstar813: I KNOW EVERYTHING mickstar813: MURATA-SAN, YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH SATOMI mickstar813: And your debt, you made her help you with it Sun Dec 31, 5:46:45am
mickstar813: You killed her right?! mickstar813: The woman who protected mickstar813: You killed her right?! mickstar813: Thai Kick man!
you
mickstar813: Get back mickstar813: I will run away mickstar813: get away* mickstar813: Dont do anything mickstar813: confess
stupid Sun Dec 31, 5:47:48am
mickstar813: get a car, or I will kill him! mickstar813: Tanaka, what should we do? mickstar813: a) shoot, b) negotiate without guns mickstar813: T: I choose B mickstar813: Okay fine... mickstar813: Let's talk mickstar813: I have nothing to discuss mickstar813: Get a car now! mickstar813: I am arresting you on suspicion of murder Sun Dec 31, 5:48:52am
mickstar813: Thai KICK!!!! mickstar813: M: 'Thai kick'-san, she says... mickstar813: Thai Kick: thak you, all thanks to you... mickstar813: I am so happy, so hungry now mickstar813: Senpai, shall we get ramen on the way home... mickstar813: hahahaa mickstar813: OI mickstar813: What are you laughing at Tanaka! mickstar813: Someonne died today mickstar813: YOU GET A THAI KICK mickstar813: T: what the fuck mickstar813: E: hey, its Thai Kick0-san mickstar813: T: This is the worst one ever.
of course on you...
Sun Dec 31, 5:49:56am
mickstar813: M: he must have gotten it wrong somewhere mickstar813: Y: you should have shot him mickstar813: T: I got to get thai kicked? mickstar813: T; AHIROFIAIFEAOIR mickstar813: E: every yeah, hurts huh? mickstar813: M: His reaction is hilarious mickstar813: M: but it's every year... mickstar813: Y: cant help it mickstar813: T: but it was raelly bad, why I got a thai kick mickstar813: Y: see? You have to choose the other option Sun Dec 31, 5:50:59am
mickstar813: T; wait, I got to play again? mickstar813: M: yeah, I thought you were mickstar813: E: you got to kill him mickstar813: T; shoot him!
wrong Sun Dec 31, 5:53:13am
mickstar813: Y: see? You chose wrong before. mickstar813: M: I knew you were wrong mickstar813: E: you should shoot mickstar813: T; SHOOT
go now
mickstar813: I understand mickstar813: I dont care what happens mickstar813: Thai Kick, duck! mickstar813: NO! Dont!!! mickstar813: He killed her for me!!! mickstar813: SHUT UP mickstar813: He took my debt on mickstar813: and to pay it off, did this! mickstar813: No, It was my doing mickstar813: now hurry, and get a car mickstar813: E: hold on, it's the same mickstar813: WATCH OUT mickstar813: NO DONt mickstar813: WATCH OUT Sun Dec 31, 5:54:18am
mickstar813: THAI KIIIICKKKUUUUU mickstar813: Y: see? Thai Kick is dead mickstar813: E: he's gone now. it's all good mickstar813: Y' amazing mickstar813: You are arrested on suspicion mickstar813: T: should have gone for A mickstar813: M: you chose wrong mickstar813: Y: can't be helped then mickstar813: E; Hold on...
of murder
Sun Dec 31, 5:55:22am
mickstar813: M" huh?/ mickstar813: Thai Kick- Hey you! I got wet because of you, mickstar813: TANAKA, I KNEW IT WAS YOU! THAI KICK! mickstar813: tanaka thai kick mickstar813: T: I should be safe from a thai kick mickstar813: H: if you run away, he will do it harder mickstar813: M" do it soft mickstar813: H" just get ready
is it your fault?
Sun Dec 31, 5:56:22am
mickstar813: M: please do it softly sir mickstar813: T: please... mickstar813: T: OWWWWW mickstar813: T: it hurts... mickstar813: H: it's because you tried running away mickstar813: Y" he cant say anything mickstar813: M: tanaka mickstar813: H: it sbecause you ran mickstar813: T: and I got to get hit now?! mickstar813: M: tanaka, cant be helped mickstar813: M: right?.. mickstar813: M: but the second one, he did hold back mickstar813: E: he did ask Sun Dec 31, 5:57:23am
mickstar813: T: it hurt about the mickstar813: H: there is another
same DVD...
mickstar813: T: surely not this one... it hurts so bad mickstar813: Y: that drama is done, right? mickstar813: E: amazing cast mickstar813: T: this one, seriously... mickstar813: The murder, number 2 mickstar813: tanaka-senpai, that was really something, mickstar813: Right then, let's go back mickstar813: what was that? mickstar813: Let's go mickstar813: What's wrong? mickstar813: The okami-san mickstar813: What is going on here?!
huh?
Sun Dec 31, 5:58:23am
mickstar813: Okami, explain!? mickstar813: I don't know mickstar813: Thai Kick-san and I came here, he was like this mickstar813: Anyway, we need to investigate mickstar813: The name of the criminal should be hidden mickstar813: a) the bath towel is suspicios b) the bath is surpicious mickstar813: M: surely the twoerl mickstar813: T: surely right? mickstar813: Y: tanaka, you decide mickstar813: T: I am going for the bath towel Sun Dec 31, 5:59:24am
mickstar813:
Ta... Sun Dec 31, 6:00:42am
mickstar813: HAMADA mickstar813: H" what?... mickstar813: The criminal is hamada mickstar813: HAMADA THAI KICK mickstar813: H" NO NO NO NO mickstar813: H" Kidding me?! mickstar813: E: great choice Tanaka mickstar813: E: it said Hamada mickstar813: H: you're kidding me? mickstar813: H" AHHHAHHSHRHSAHRH mickstar813: M" look at that face mickstar813: H" holy shit! Sun Dec 31, 6:01:50am
mickstar813: E" that was a seriously amazing face mickstar813: E; does it hurt? mickstar813: Y' there is more! mickstar813: M" wait, you got to choose the other one? mickstar813: M: let us just stop mickstar813: E: Hamada as the criminal, that's fine mickstar813: MATSUMOTO mickstar813: Matsumoto- THAI kick mickstar813: M" how long is this going to go on for? Sun Dec 31, 6:02:51am
mickstar813: M:
I cant breath!!!!
mickstar813: M: AHHHHHH mickstar813: M: I am slobbering mickstar813: H" what the fuck is with his mickstar813: M: my balls!!!! mickstar813: H" shut up man mickstar813: M: my balls have come off! mickstar813: E; they're on. mickstar813: M: that really hurts mickstar813: 3 hours in
face
Sun Dec 31, 6:03:54am
mickstar813: 54 year old downtown are not given a break mickstar813: after this mickstar813: more trouble mickstar813: For anyone wanting to know mickstar813: http://51.15.69.227/live/stream.m3u8 is the link mickstar813: I
am watching Sun Dec 31, 6:05:31am
mickstar813: 11:30 am mickstar813: 3 hours 30 mins in mickstar813: they dont have time to chill mickstar813: F: alright blokes? We are doing a recreation match mickstar813: Get changed mickstar813: recreation activity among american policemen mickstar813: F: you can laugh here on... go enjoy
now
Sun Dec 31, 6:06:41am
mickstar813: No idea... mickstar813: fireworks and electrocution mickstar813: they have to push each other... mickstar813: not normal mickstar813: they get electrocuted mickstar813: and have to push each other off mickstar813: H: why would we do that? mickstar813: Who ever falls off... loses mickstar813: 10 points to team who wins mickstar813: (Stream is buffering) mickstar813: Miyasako- Nakaoka mickstar813: vs Tanaka Sun Dec 31, 6:07:41am
mickstar813: T: Oh man mickstar813: It's like the battle of the shit hair mickstar813: no back bone battle mickstar813: T: like this? mickstar813: Right, putting the electric current mickstar813: It buzzed mickstar813: For real? mickstar813: Put your hands behind you mickstar813: YOUR HAIR mickstar813: M: he's really buzzed up mickstar813: T: cant do this!!!!
on now
Sun Dec 31, 6:08:42am
mickstar813: Shall we? mickstar813: Shall we? mickstar813: Im coming mickstar813: T; what you doing? mickstar813: H: this wont be a battle mickstar813: M: they both suck mickstar813: DRAWWWW mickstar813: The pain is ridiculous mickstar813: It's a draw mickstar813: switch in other people mickstar813: Miyasako vs Cunning mickstar813: Former boldy vs boldy Sun Dec 31, 6:09:51am
mickstar813: (banter about Miyasako in the past getting mickstar813: Okay, next round mickstar813: Glasses okay? mickstar813: M: obviously mickstar813: M: YOU LOSE mickstar813: Miyasako loses mickstar813: You touched the machine? mickstar813: Let's do it again mickstar813: Did it hit e? mickstar813: I don't know who you are but I will kill you mickstar813: You can't say that! mickstar813: Don't you dare touch me mickstar813: M: don't move
a photot taken of him in bed)
Sun Dec 31, 6:10:54am
mickstar813: E: right behind you, dont mickstar813: Takeyama, go! mickstar813: DRAW mickstar813: Women! mickstar813: (omg Karen is so fit) mickstar813: M: go for it mickstar813: M: dont say it like Helen mickstar813: Dont do it mickstar813: Im so scared
move
Sun Dec 31, 6:11:58am
mickstar813: Dont do ti mickstar813: She was fine... mickstar813: She just pushed her off like normally mickstar813: Karen 'I didn't feel a thing mickstar813: This is seriously bad mickstar813: You really screwed up, huh... mickstar813: M man you really sucked mickstar813: big boned battle Sun Dec 31, 6:13:13am
mickstar813: Got my balls! mickstar813: We won! mickstar813: This really hurts mickstar813: M: dont scratch it
mickstar813: One more time mickstar813: you got scared too easily mickstar813: M: penis battle would be hilarious mickstar813: They're doing a penis pushing mickstar813: It hurts so much! mickstar813: Why do you jump? mickstar813: Stay on the thing mickstar813: Winner, Miyasako team mickstar813: the first round ends up as a draw Sun Dec 31, 6:14:13am
mickstar813: who
will win Sun Dec 31, 6:15:49am
mickstar813: Pistol bang bang mickstar813: right hand as a pistol mickstar813: left hand as a circle mickstar813: when you hear a bang mickstar813: you have to swtich hands mickstar813: when you cant keep up rhythmn wise mickstar813: you out mickstar813: 300 points to winners mickstar813: I am substracting 400 points as you guys mickstar813: right the rhythm mickstar813: Junior will demonstrate
are annoying Sun Dec 31, 6:16:53am
mickstar813: M: this is so easy mickstar813: M: it gets a bit faster? mickstar813: The faster, the easier mickstar813: KAREEEENNNN mickstar813: Anyway, Miyasako first mickstar813: M" OUt mickstar813: M: that's scary mickstar813: Bang and then mickstar813: Got it right 0 times Sun Dec 31, 6:17:54am
mickstar813: I thought I did it mickstar813: M: what can you do? mickstar813: You are the youngest here mickstar813: Here we go mickstar813: 3 mickstar813: 2 mickstar813: 1 mickstar813: M thats good. we have already mickstar813: winner- Karen mickstar813: It was so easy mickstar813: Karen 'Thank you' mickstar813: Hamada vs Matsumoto
won
Sun Dec 31, 6:19:06am
mickstar813: H: I can do this mickstar813: M: I wont lose mickstar813: H: 10 is my aim
mickstar813: M:" I wont lose mickstar813: M: his hands are so close mickstar813: E: so close... mickstar813: Do it a couple of times Sun Dec 31, 6:20:19am
mickstar813: HAHHAAHAHHAHAAHA mickstar813: M: I can't do anything to compete with mickstar813: H: please do it mickstar813: What's your aim? mickstar813: M: 12 . or 13 mickstar813: here we go mickstar813: 3 mickstar813: 2 mickstar813: 1 mickstar813: See? mickstar813: That was the worst!!! mickstar813: Like auctioning at the fish markets mickstar813: H: make him do it a few times
that
Sun Dec 31, 6:21:20am
mickstar813: That was the worst one so far mickstar813: M: Let me carry on mickstar813: He was like in a band or something mickstar813: He's just mucking around mickstar813: Both of you... are grandpassssss Sun Dec 31, 6:23:55am
mickstar813: over 4 hours mickstar813: finally... a rest mickstar813: Why, do you look like this when you get annoyed? mickstar813: When you look at something that annoys you mickstar813: Your body doesnt want to look at it mickstar813: and it narrows your eyes mickstar813: like this.. mickstar813: Y; like this mickstar813: Y: is it doing it mickstar813: H: what the fuck are they on abou mickstar813: M: when you get angry, you get bigger mickstar813: Y: you tried to big yourself up mickstar813: M: like all of you Sun Dec 31, 6:24:59am
mickstar813: Y: but like kiiiii mickstar813: M: do it twice mickstar813: Y: ki kiii mickstar813: E: this is a weird time mickstar813: M; wait, that was hilarious mickstar813: M: once is not funny. mickstar813: Y: if you do it once really loudly mickstar813: M: it would be funny? mickstar813: Y: do it mickstar813: M: wont be funny mickstar813: Y: do it really hard
mickstar813: E: looking from the mickstar813: T: so pissed mickstar813: Y: thatw as scary
side, was hilarious Sun Dec 31, 6:26:06am
mickstar813: T: cant go into your territory for sure mickstar813: Next up mickstar813: FUNASHIIIII mickstar813: 3 famous people enter into this mickstar813: who will be playing the role mickstar813: Number 1 mickstar813: Hello there mickstar813: 1964 debuted mickstar813: Was a huge idol mickstar813: 53 year veteran mickstar813: now going to ask him to do it mickstar813: its' the no laughing series, ever watched? Sun Dec 31, 6:27:06am
mickstar813: yes mickstar813: It's Funashi... mickstar813: What about it? mickstar813: We'd love you to do this as they'd never mickstar813: They show him footage of Funashii mickstar813: Funashiiiiii mickstar813: He jumps around like that? mickstar813: What do you think? mickstar813: I have nothing to say mickstar813: I can't imagine doing it... mickstar813: Number 2! mickstar813: Please sit here mickstar813: thank you mickstar813: Yamasaki takashi- film director
expect you to
Sun Dec 31, 6:28:13am
mickstar813: His newest work- Destiny, was huge mickstar813: will be in charge of opening ceremony mickstar813: Downtown, what you think? mickstar813: Matsumoto-san is a director mickstar813: He's got edge mickstar813: Hosei, tanaka, endo? mickstar813: atanaka is funny mickstar813: he's really talents mickstar813: talented mickstar813: he's good at a lot of characters mickstar813: howabout endo? mickstar813: Umm... mickstar813: I get the feeling he is a baseball fan
and closing ceremony
Sun Dec 31, 6:29:14am
mickstar813: E: i thought he would know more... mickstar813: Y: and you really like him ,right? mickstar813: Now the real quesrtion... mickstar813: This is Funashiii
mickstar813: Wait, am I going to play him? mickstar813: Yeah, your face will be showing here a mickstar813: We were hoping you would consider... mickstar813: Number 3 mickstar813: Hello mickstar813: Rakugo-ka. mickstar813: He is the 6th gen mickstar813: he is on shouten for 40 years now
little so they can see you
Sun Dec 31, 6:30:21am
mickstar813: What you think of Downtown mickstar813: Comedians have two sides mickstar813: hamada is a bully o the outside but behind mickstar813: What about Cocorico? mickstar813: They just get carried by downtown mickstar813: they should work harder mickstar813: M: that was so sudden mickstar813: Y: yamasaki going to rakugo so quikcly mickstar813: I respect that
the scenes, he is a good guy
Sun Dec 31, 6:31:33am
mickstar813: people watching tb, they dont know mickstar813: but he is good mickstar813: now the real question mickstar813: it's funashii... mickstar813: We want you to go inside Funashiii mickstar813: Will they laugh if I came out? mickstar813: No doubt... mickstar813: I would consider doing it... mickstar813: WHO WILL BE DOING IT
his rakugo
Sun Dec 31, 6:34:14am
mickstar813: Who will be the one to dress mickstar813: Hosei- answer mickstar813: H: I think that Saigo-san mickstar813: Y: going with that mickstar813: THe answer is appearing mickstar813: KYAHOOOOO mickstar813: Yamasaki was right mickstar813: Do not laugh, I came heree- funashiiii mickstar813: M: totally different to before mickstar813: H: what are you making him do?! mickstar813: All you guys, would never do this job-nashiiii mickstar813: right everyone, do your best-nashiiii mickstar813: KYAHOOOOO mickstar813: H: amazing Sun Dec 31, 6:35:17am
mickstar813: ALL OUT mickstar813: T: cant believe he accepted that job mickstar813: M: That interview, he didnt seem he would do it mickstar813: H: thats amazing mickstar813: F: guys, this year, there is a lot of crime mickstar813: F: you are going to partake in a special trainin
mickstar813: F: here we go mickstar813: SPECIAL TRAINING mickstar813: F: get on the bus mickstar813: H: okay
STARTING Sun Dec 31, 6:36:17am
mickstar813: They get on the bus, to do special mickstar813: what is waiting ahead for them mickstar813: A new battle awaits...
traning Sun Dec 31, 6:38:40am
mickstar813: next training- saving someone from kidnap mickstar813: T: there it is mickstar813: T: it's here mickstar813: F; get changed guys mickstar813: They must do the training mickstar813: M: there it is mickstar813: E: it's there... mickstar813: F: you can laugh, but get caught (you know) mickstar813: But you smelly comedians wont do mickstar813: so we got some got actor to come Sun Dec 31, 6:39:47am
mickstar813: It's MURO mickstar813: M: you flew to high mickstar813: M: he hurt his foot mickstar813: No I am fine mickstar813: I flew a bit higher than I thought mickstar813: T: you were shocked right? mickstar813: 2018, I will do better mickstar813: Muro Tsuyoshi mickstar813: Out of you 5, one of you will go in there mickstar813: The other 5 will find the ky mickstar813: Only one key this time mickstar813: If you find the key, that is the real one. mickstar813: T: no fakes then? mickstar813: F; the kidnapped person is you, Matsumoto Sun Dec 31, 6:40:47am
mickstar813: H: we knew already mickstar813: Y: every year, so jealous... mickstar813: However, every 10 mins, you'll be punished mickstar813: M: I don't need that. I dont get the meaning of the mickstar813: as soon as it starts mickstar813: they come out mickstar813: more time, more onis mickstar813: they got to run away form them, and find the key mickstar813: Dont' get caught mickstar813: american police mickstar813: Everyone ready? mickstar813: This is so scary mickstar813: START mickstar813: Training start mickstar813: SLIPPER
punishment
mickstar813: T: stop mickstar813: E: this really hurts mickstar813: Muro: nOOOOOOO Sun Dec 31, 6:41:50am
mickstar813: lockedon Muro mickstar813: H: Muro, just get caught! mickstar813: Muro; WHy? mickstar813: Muro : HAMADAAAA mickstar813: T: he got caught mickstar813: Muro- hold back please mickstar813: BAM mickstar813: T: this hurts so much mickstar813: M: hahahahaha mickstar813: Matsumoto alone this year again mickstar813: T: it hurts so much mickstar813: Muro- that was so bad mickstar813: Hamdaa cant stop laughing mickstar813: H; that was hilarious mickstar813: Paper fan mickstar813: 2nd oni mickstar813: Muro- it really hurts. Sun Dec 31, 6:42:53am
mickstar813: Muro- the pain is real mickstar813: Tanaka- you will slip, watch out mickstar813: T: that is the worst mickstar813: T: oww.... mickstar813: Y: this is ridiculous mickstar813: H: those 2 are the worst mickstar813: Muro- still hurts mickstar813: y: you will get this loads mickstar813: Muro: im going to get more greys mickstar813: Y; what was that? Jeans?? mickstar813: Y: no, fuck off, no way... mickstar813: H: TANAKA Sun Dec 31, 6:43:54am
mickstar813: T: Okay mickstar813: Tanakas true side comes out mickstar813: T; this will hurt mickstar813: Y" Senpaiiii mickstar813: H" don't senpai me mickstar813: Y" thats something you wear mickstar813: H" i was worried I was going to get that mickstar813: E; more are going to come out now mickstar813: H: you ran away... mickstar813: Y" he did mickstar813: T: what you mean 'did I run'. mickstar813: H" you should get caught mickstar813: Y" yeah
across the head
Sun Dec 31, 6:44:56am
mickstar813:
T: no, no. let's not betray each other
mickstar813: H: tell Yamasaki that mickstar813: Y: I never betray them mickstar813: They promise not to betray one another mickstar813: Let's work together mickstar813: Hosei notices a oni mickstar813: Hosei straight away betrays them... mickstar813: T: you're kidding me, wait mickstar813: E: tanaka got away mickstar813: Y: wait, tanaka... mickstar813: T: he saw him and didnt say anything Sun Dec 31, 6:45:58am
mickstar813: H: you did it mickstar813: H: they came from behind and he did that mickstar813: Y: I didn't betray you, you just didn't notice mickstar813: Y: you need to be aware of 360 mickstar813: Chinko machine mickstar813: H: Muro!!! mickstar813: Muro: wait wait wait mickstar813: T: he got locked on by penis machine mickstar813: Muro; why me? explain mickstar813: E: this is like tradition... mickstar813: H: muro, seriously. if you come on gaki, this
happens Sun Dec 31, 6:47:00am
mickstar813: Muro- mine are small... mickstar813: Muro gets Moro (properly in japanese) hit mickstar813: Muro- right on the tip mickstar813: H: Matsumoto's face. he doesn't like that mickstar813: M: hurry up mickstar813: H: it's not here. we're going elsehwere mickstar813: M: overisouyl mickstar813: H: lets not go, if he is going to talk to us like mickstar813: Y: we are trying to help him mickstar813: M: what are you doing? Hurry up mickstar813: H: go ask him mickstar813: Ask him what?
that
Sun Dec 31, 6:48:03am
mickstar813: He's blabbering on about something mickstar813: Muro- i have never spoken to him mickstar813: M: what are you doing? mickstar813: Muro- you need to ask us more nicely mickstar813: M: no, it's tough in here, mickstar813: Muro- doesnt seem it... mickstar813: Muro- he's going to ask us now mickstar813: Matsumoto- please find it... mickstar813: Muro- bit louder please mickstar813: Matsumoto- please mickstar813: Miuro- he bowed his head and asked mickstar813: Matsumoto punishment time Sun Dec 31, 6:49:04am
mickstar813: Y-
something came out
mickstar813: H- I can stand up now mickstar813: My hand inflate now mickstar813: H- what the hell is that? mickstar813: M- my back hurts mickstar813: 15 mins since the start mickstar813: the 5 look in the inner gardens mickstar813: american footabll oni mickstar813: E: oh shiiit mickstar813: E: what is this? mickstar813: E; im so scary mickstar813: mUro- more are coming mickstar813: E: i cant see Sun Dec 31, 6:50:21am
mickstar813: Muro- wow, he is really good mickstar813: Muro was impressed with the kick mickstar813: E; this is hell mickstar813: they split into two groups and find mickstar813: very strong tape mickstar813: H: you noticed him mickstar813: E; no not at all mickstar813: H: what is this? this is the worst mickstar813: E: this is bad mickstar813: T: huh? mickstar813: Muro- there are loads them mickstar813: T: when the hell did that happen mickstar813: E: UWAAAAA
the key
Sun Dec 31, 6:53:22am
mickstar813: E: WaAAAA mickstar813: E: IM so scared mickstar813: T: it's Hamada mickstar813: Y; he got turned into a monster mickstar813: Y; shut up monster!!! mickstar813: Muro- so scary mickstar813: H- cant help it mickstar813: Muro- hamada-san, what the hell mickstar813: H; dont run away mickstar813: Y: what do you want to do to me? mickstar813: H: we are friends mickstar813: Y; no we are not mickstar813: Y: give us hamada-san back mickstar813: H: this could happen to you! Sun Dec 31, 6:54:23am
mickstar813: Y; cant hear what he is saying mickstar813: E; it's a monster!!!! mickstar813: H: hey, cut the shit out mickstar813: Y: was that him angry? mickstar813: H: CUT THE SHIT mickstar813: Y" are you masatoshi? mickstar813: H; dont give me that mickstar813: 20 mins in
mickstar813: Matsumoto punishmet tiiime mickstar813: I can tape things up now Sun Dec 31, 6:55:25am
mickstar813: I am going to wrap you up mickstar813: M: this is ridiculous mickstar813: You're so cute mickstar813: I am still going to keep going mickstar813: M: it hurts!!! mickstar813: M- this is ridiculous mickstar813: your face got crushed mickstar813: H: what a face mickstar813: M: what?... mickstar813: H: this is ridiculous mickstar813: 35 year history Downtown mickstar813: Paper Fan oni mickstar813: T: OUCH
around
Sun Dec 31, 6:56:36am
mickstar813: H- rather than my head, my ear... mickstar813: Y" it's cut mickstar813: H; is it? mickstar813: H' I am monster then mickstar813: Y; its really bad mickstar813: M: this is ridiculous mickstar813: E: TAPE is back!!! mickstar813: Matsumoto punishment time
is it cut?
Sun Dec 31, 6:57:41am
mickstar813: I've come to take it off mickstar813: I am going to do it slowly mickstar813: I can't see where it starts mickstar813: H: you taped him up! mickstar813: I'm panicking... mickstar813: I found it... mickstar813: I'm going slowly... mickstar813: M- owwwwwwww mickstar813: It hurts, huh? mickstar813: M- god damn that hurt mickstar813: Sorrryyyyy mickstar813: This is ridiculous Sun Dec 31, 6:58:44am
mickstar813: T: something has come our way mickstar813: Mari Antoinette mickstar813: Y: Guilotine? mickstar813: Y; huh? mickstar813: Muro: he went into a room mickstar813: Muro- what is that? mickstar813: They don't know who Mari Antionette is mickstar813: It's a person right? mickstar813: Elegant Hosei comes out mickstar813: That face is hilarious mickstar813: H- you can't run away now. I can't help you
Sun Dec 31, 6:59:44am
mickstar813: Y- theres loads of bells too mickstar813: H- that is funny mickstar813: Y- serisouly, lets find the keys now mickstar813: E- if I am close, they'll find me mickstar813: Muro- man it makes a lot of noise when mickstar813: T- so annoying mickstar813: Elegant Yamasaki is out and about mickstar813: E- can you come in Hosei? mickstar813: E- not perfect.. mickstar813: T: im going up mickstar813: Muro- you look beautiful from behind mickstar813: your posture is beautiful mickstar813: E- beautiful
you run
Sun Dec 31, 7:00:55am
mickstar813: Tanaka looks on 2nd floor mickstar813: Tanaka- Ahh mickstar813: Finds a treasure box mickstar813: T: a key. let's open it mickstar813: T: what? mickstar813: T: there is a letter mickstar813: Whoever gets this put on them gets mickstar813: T: if i stick this on you, you get hurt mickstar813: Y" get hamada
hit Sun Dec 31, 7:01:58am
mickstar813: They choose Hamada mickstar813: Y: I will distract Hamada mickstar813: so put it on him then mickstar813: H: where is Tanaka mickstar813: T: counting on you then mickstar813: Y: what you think? mickstar813: H: dont. you are making a noise mickstar813: H: what he mean by that? mickstar813: Yamasaki acting as a distraction mickstar813: T: I dont know what he is doing mickstar813: Their plan is a succes mickstar813: H: Endo went downstairs mickstar813: E: nothing there Sun Dec 31, 7:03:00am
mickstar813: The two celebrate their victory mickstar813: H: what? mickstar813: H: whats going on? mickstar813: E: they came over like they're your mickstar813: E: so bad... mickstar813: T: great stuff mickstar813: M: he is slobbering mickstar813: T: you okay? mickstar813: H: you made a strange face... mickstar813: Muro- they did something...
best friend
Sun Dec 31, 7:04:03am
mickstar813: They were a bit weird when Yamasaki came over mickstar813: Tanaka then put something on your back.. mickstar813: Muro- there is something on your back mickstar813: Muro- I dont know what happened, but thought something
weird was
going on mickstar813: H- I do remember you coming behind me... mickstar813: H- did you put this on me mickstar813: T- no. mickstar813: H_ what were you doing before mickstar813: Y- I was just told by Tanaka what to do... mickstar813: Hosei betrays Tanaka mickstar813: H- we agreed not to betray each other Sun Dec 31, 7:05:05am
mickstar813: E- you guys are awful this year mickstar813: T- I found the sticker, that's when
Mari antoinette said we should stick it
on you mickstar813: T- he said that mickstar813: Y- believe me Hamada-san mickstar813: Y- believe me, he said. I wouldn't lie mickstar813: Muro- can i say it? mickstar813: Muro- Tanaka said to Hosei 'Thank you mickstar813: Tanaka- stop chatting man mickstar813: 52 mins since the start
very much; Sun Dec 31, 7:06:07am
mickstar813: Muro hides under the skirt mickstar813: E: muro, that's ridiculous mickstar813: muro- I was protecting her... mickstar813: Muro, I was trying to protect her, and her dress floated mickstar813: Yamasaki- You wouldn't think of doing that... mickstar813: However much they look, they cant find the key mickstar813: Matsumoto-san... we cannot find the key mickstar813: T: what?
up
Sun Dec 31, 7:07:09am
mickstar813: Egashira... mickstar813: M: he's come out!!! mickstar813: T: he's over there mickstar813: Egashira- didn't think I will be here mickstar813: ega-chan party, let's do itttt mickstar813: Ega chan starts to do his party mickstar813: H; this is the worst mickstar813: Y- he's doing it for so long
huh?!
Sun Dec 31, 7:08:11am
mickstar813: M- this is the worst mickstar813: Egashira- time for my part time job mickstar813: H; it's open!!! mickstar813: H: it's open!!! mickstar813: Y- ega-chan opened it mickstar813: F- apparently there was no key... mickstar813: E- there was no key... mickstar813: M- oh great!!! hahahahahaha
mickstar813: E- man he is okay with that? mickstar813: Y- he stinks... mickstar813: M- I just really want a shower... mickstar813: Their training is done mickstar813: however, the laughter traps are
not Sun Dec 31, 7:11:12am
mickstar813: 3pm mickstar813: back to the police centre mickstar813: F- this way guys mickstar813: F- you're going to watch Police Story now mickstar813: Y; wanna watch that mickstar813: F; there are your seats mickstar813: Hong Kong Film Crew are on standby mickstar813: F: the star isn't here yet mickstar813: F: there he is mickstar813: F: he's got such an aura Sun Dec 31, 7:12:14am
mickstar813: F: it's starting now mickstar813: Action test first mickstar813: E: he's awesome mickstar813: Perfect! mickstar813: Police Story- he's beating mickstar813: This is the real thing now
up the younger ones Sun Dec 31, 7:13:26am
mickstar813: M: this is ridiculous mickstar813: Cut... please... mickstar813: CUT mickstar813: Completely different ot the test... mickstar813: CUT mickstar813: CUT mickstar813: The manager isnt looking mickstar813: The main character rus away mickstar813: M: they punched him with closed fists... mickstar813: M: literally mickstar813: H: he was facing the floor and they smacked mickstar813: E: what was the director looking at?
him in the face... Sun Dec 31, 7:14:28am
mickstar813: M: The main character mickstar813: afte rthis mickstar813: MORE DRAW TRAPS
was begging him 'cut'... Sun Dec 31, 7:16:41am
mickstar813: 3:15 mickstar813: They are starting to tire mickstar813: again... those traps.. mickstar813: All drawers have been reset mickstar813: M: damn, thats tough mickstar813: H: I see... mickstar813: Y: Chucky is down too mickstar813: E; oh yeah mickstar813: Chucky has changed positions
mickstar813: M: mickstar813: M:
this is our desks?... We are police, is it really okay for them to just change the insides of
our desks? mickstar813: E: what shall we do? Sun Dec 31, 7:17:44am
mickstar813: M: Hosei san keeps touching his cheek mickstar813: Y: this is serious mickstar813: Y: my left jaw is clicking mickstar813: H: suddenly? mickstar813: Y: since a month ago mickstar813: M: are you sure it's not him trying to... mickstar813: M: it clicks? mickstar813: Y: can you? mickstar813: M: let Hamada head mickstar813: Y: serious, okay? Sun Dec 31, 7:18:49am
mickstar813: Y: it does right? mickstar813: M; there are people who can do that by forcing it mickstar813: Y: I don;'t want it to happen mickstar813: M: i wonder why mickstar813: Y: 9 years in a row, I'm getting slapped mickstar813: Y: I think that is mickstar813: M: but why a month ago mickstar813: Y: if it was this side, then it would be fine.. but it's this side mickstar813: M: okay, then today get the other side mickstar813: Y: by 'today', are you saying it's decided im getting slapped? mickstar813: Y: I am talking about the past. Sun Dec 31, 7:19:54am
mickstar813: M: why don't you turn around today. let's practice mickstar813: Y: just... no mickstar813: Y: let's stop this mickstar813: M: i am seriously concerned for you mickstar813: Y: I have told them that as well mickstar813: E: you've been to the hospital? mickstar813: Y" no i haven't mickstar813: M: I hate this occasional when they hit right below mickstar813: M: Let's open the draws
the butt Sun Dec 31, 7:20:55am
mickstar813: T: who starts?.. mickstar813: Y: Endo go mickstar813: Endo up first mickstar813: Y: Something juicy come up mickstar813: Y: YEEESSSSS mickstar813: T: something has come up mickstar813: WE KNOW EVERYTHING mickstar813: E: oh oh... mickstar813: E: hold on... we know everything... mickstar813: E: I had some severe trauma from that mickstar813: M: BUt if you have been behaving... mickstar813: E: yeah, I haven't done...
mickstar813: E:
It's a magazine... Sun Dec 31, 7:21:59am
mickstar813: Endo- Friday? The real thing?... mickstar813: T: there;s a tag mickstar813: Chono ays NO to slapping mickstar813: H- he says here mickstar813: Chono- I will not slap this year. mickstar813: (summning it up) Sun Dec 31, 7:22:59am
mickstar813: M: he says he will not slap anymore mickstar813: M: he said that on TV. mickstar813: Y: and I've been saying that he wouldn't mickstar813: M: wow, we were jus talking about that mickstar813: T: I dind't know about that article mickstar813: E: you were. mickstar813: M: I'm sure it's down to the individual mickstar813: H: shall I go? mickstar813: Y; me?
do it this year
Sun Dec 31, 7:24:00am
mickstar813: H; nothing mickstar813: E; oh... mickstar813: Y: i was really curious about this mickstar813: E: it was on my mind mickstar813: M- isn't it 'that'... mickstar813: Mystery Box mickstar813: E- you look at it alone Hamada-san. Sun Dec 31, 7:25:02am
mickstar813: M- are oyu meant to wear this? mickstar813: It's another impersonation set mickstar813: Y- tell us when to look mickstar813: H- there are loads of switches mickstar813: H_ here i go mickstar813: Y- huh? mickstar813: M- do you know?.. Sun Dec 31, 7:27:50am
mickstar813: Y' HUH? mickstar813: M- any idea? mickstar813: y- no mickstar813: M- why does the leader come out mickstar813: E- that is amazing mickstar813: M- even the sunglasses mickstar813: H- this was really well made mickstar813: E- amazing mickstar813: E- this is really amazing mickstar813: M- so terrifying mickstar813: E- there are loads of hit songs
now?
Sun Dec 31, 7:28:54am
mickstar813: E- he does do that tbh... mickstar813: Y- why is the dance so perfect? mickstar813: M- I want one of those mickstar813: Y- it goes with the clothes
mickstar813: H- the one you did, is similar to this mickstar813: M- You are a bit smaller than the actual leader, mickstar813: H- this is hilarious mickstar813: H- about Tanaka's height would be great. mickstar813: M- you had to do the fance really well
so it's hilarious
Sun Dec 31, 7:29:55am
mickstar813: H- there are 2 other songs on mickstar813: here* mickstar813: Y- PERFEC mickstar813: T mickstar813: M- this is awesome mickstar813: M- I see, I see mickstar813: E- A little bit too thin mickstar813: T- there's one more song mickstar813: Y- you're big enough to be... mickstar813: H- just press here
hers
Sun Dec 31, 7:30:56am
mickstar813: M- oh, so don't know what song it is? mickstar813: Y- it will probably be... mickstar813: H- Tanaka, you did this together on kuchi paku (mouthing mickstar813: ^translated by the awesome TofuPanda mickstar813: M- it's not funny ata ll... mickstar813: The mask wasn't funny when Matsumoto wore it mickstar813: T- I wonder why mickstar813: M- what the hell mickstar813: M- who the hell can make this not funny...
songs episode)
Sun Dec 31, 7:32:01am
mickstar813: T- Can I go ahead? mickstar813: Y- yeah mickstar813: Y- that's scary mickstar813: STREAM DOWN Sun Dec 31, 7:33:47am
mickstar813: https://live.fc2.com/88757934/ mickstar813: will use this linke for a while Sun Dec 31, 7:36:04am
mickstar813: May I call the lady over mickstar813: Please come in mickstar813: BECKY mickstar813: M; no way... mickstar813: T: I was shocked mickstar813: I am Becky mickstar813: What you think of Tnakaa? mickstar813: he looks really proper mickstar813: Other horrbies? mickstar813: Tnaaka, your hobbies? mickstar813: I watch movies mickstar813: That's lovely mickstar813: I am really into instagram recently Sun Dec 31, 7:37:07am
mickstar813: Would you like to see them, Tanaka? mickstar813: Yes, I will put the table to the TV.
mickstar813: M: Instagram? mickstar813: T: everyone uses it mickstar813: I will show you pictures about my friends birthday party mickstar813: First photo mickstar813: This is me when I was on my way there mickstar813: I was very casually dressed mickstar813: this is in Shirokane mickstar813: This photo, we parked the car, and took a photo letting people
know
where we were going mickstar813: I was going to the hairdressers Sun Dec 31, 7:38:09am
mickstar813: as I wanted to do my hair up mickstar813: THis is the next one mickstar813: The birthday girl, to buy her present mickstar813: I got a kimono mickstar813: T: yeah... mickstar813: T: hold o... mickstar813: T: okay, no problem mickstar813: Tankaa is worried about that photo mickstar813: T: I accidently met my friend, he has mickstar813: Tanaka remembers the car!!! mickstar813: E: I have seen that car
a really retro car... Sun Dec 31, 7:39:10am
mickstar813: The nect photo... mickstar813: When we got to the party mickstar813: this is our group shot mickstar813: T: hold on... mickstar813: T: whats goin on mickstar813: E: this is the party location? mickstar813: B: her sneekers are awesome mickstar813: T: WHAT? mickstar813: ALL TANAKA's THING mickstar813: Next photo mickstar813: my best mate mickstar813: the birthday girl mickstar813: AKiko-chan...
right?
Sun Dec 31, 7:40:15am
mickstar813: Tanaka's Mum mickstar813: Becky's best friend is tanaka's mum mickstar813: Akiko-chan is soo cute mickstar813: T: it's my mum... mickstar813: We took a photo togtether mickstar813: Look at this... mickstar813: E: Thai Kick-san is awesome mickstar813: T: there is a guy who concerns me in that photo... mickstar813: Becky- one more thing... 8 photos... when you put
them together... Sun Dec 31, 7:41:38am
mickstar813: mickstar813: mickstar813:
T: I already got kicked twice T: I Got two already... T: No more..
mickstar813: T: IT hurts so bad... mickstar813: H: the pain just cant be expressed to the viewers... mickstar813: Tnaaksan- please sit here mickstar813: H- you didn't even know your stuff was being... mickstar813: THat's amazing for you becky-san right? Sun Dec 31, 7:42:40am
mickstar813: You're like 'lucky, yatta'... mickstar813: There is a PRANK on Becky mickstar813: You haven't head? mickstar813: ask your heart... mickstar813: Don't you feel something??... mickstar813: Like you want to do something?... mickstar813: Can I borrow this?... mickstar813: There is something I want you to see mickstar813: Read this... mickstar813: WAIT mickstar813: WAIT Sun Dec 31, 7:45:36am
mickstar813: Can I borrow this? mickstar813: BECKY THAI KICK mickstar813: please read it mickstar813: Becky... mickstar813: thai... kick mickstar813: WAIT mickstar813: BECKY THAI KICK mickstar813: Becky- wait, no no no no no n o no mickstar813: Becky- I feel fine... mickstar813: H- you're not mickstar813: M- don't move around too much... mickstar813: B- this shouldnt happen!!! Sun Dec 31, 7:46:36am
mickstar813: Becky- NOOO mickstar813: This is really bad.... mickstar813: M- she fell mickstar813: T- are you okay Becky? mickstar813: M- it hurts right?! mickstar813: H- the noise! mickstar813: B- omg... mickstar813: Becky- shit... mickstar813: Becky- it hurts so bad mickstar813: T- loads right? mickstar813: B- it's so heavy mickstar813: M- it doesnt go away... Sun Dec 31, 7:47:38am
mickstar813: H- what about this? mickstar813: B- I am leaving it (tablet) mickstar813: H- he laughed so loud mickstar813: T- like cackled mickstar813: T- that was a shock mickstar813: M- first time I see your mum
mickstar813: M- your mum and my mum's name is mickstar813: H- becky had no idea about that kick mickstar813: M- it hurt her a bit weird mickstar813: E- that will hurt tomorrow mickstar813: H- oh yeah, his drawers... mickstar813: Y- wo...
the same
Sun Dec 31, 7:48:40am
mickstar813: pepper... mickstar813: M- something is going to happen mickstar813: T- sneeze mickstar813: H- thats what they did in the manga mickstar813: I get called, I will jump up mickstar813: I will give you a sweet as you are tired mickstar813: Y; thank you mickstar813: E; it's a lucky drawer mickstar813: Lovely sweet pie
Hosei
Sun Dec 31, 7:49:49am
mickstar813: T- that's mean mickstar813: F- you need to chance Hosei mickstar813: change* mickstar813: M- here it comes... mickstar813: H- I can't.. mickstar813: Y- where are we going? mickstar813: Yamasaki has to change clothes, like mickstar813: F- change into that mickstar813: Y- I don't get why? mickstar813: The 4 will not know what is mickstar813: There is ANOTHER surprise coming mickstar813: H- What is this?... mickstar813: H- i don't get why its here
in the past
Sun Dec 31, 7:50:54am
mickstar813: Hmickstar813: H-
I wonder if this is going to be a big thing later if it is... Sun Dec 31, 7:51:59am
mickstar813: H- why stick on the beard?.. mickstar813: M- shut up man!!! mickstar813: M- can you just say something, mickstar813: M- tell Tanaka to help you out mickstar813: Y- okay mickstar813: E- was this it? mickstar813: Y- yeah mickstar813: M- there is cream in your ear mickstar813: Y- any tissues?
not just stand there saying nothing
Sun Dec 31, 7:53:03am
mickstar813: M- endure it man! mickstar813: M- do you know it? mickstar813: E- gakideka? yeah mickstar813: in 1974, famous for specific jokes mickstar813: HEY YOU GUYS mickstar813: LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE
mickstar813: let
me out of this cage Sun Dec 31, 7:54:18am
mickstar813: I am back in this world, a cursed doll mickstar813: I AM HOSEI mickstar813: I WILL SHOW YOU HELL mickstar813: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA mickstar813: M: it looks so similar to you mickstar813: Y; wait, what? I didn't laugh mickstar813: I am a cursed doll mickstar813: I am HOSEI mickstar813: hahahahahahahaha mickstar813: When chucky laughs, hosei is out mickstar813: There are keys Sun Dec 31, 7:55:23am
mickstar813: there is electric current runinng mickstar813: M- I was fine just now... mickstar813: I am a cursed doll mickstar813: I am HOSEI mickstar813: AHAHAHAHAHAH mickstar813: E; this is bad mickstar813: Y: this is really serious now mickstar813: M" his arse will get torn mickstar813: M: not a 4 digit code? mickstar813: Y: look for something mickstar813: I AM A CURSED DOLL
through it
Sun Dec 31, 7:56:24am
mickstar813: I AM HOSEI mickstar813: HAHAHAHAHA mickstar813: M: his arse will get cut up mickstar813: Y: seriously, stop mickstar813: M: Ho-u-se-i mickstar813: M: no, doesnt open mickstar813: Chucky- I forgot to say. If you
wanna stop me, cut the switch on my back Sun Dec 31, 7:57:25am
mickstar813: haha mickstar813: M: this is bad mickstar813: Y: this is bad, seriously mickstar813: They need to find the key code mickstar813: E- I dont know... mickstar813: Y- please stop mickstar813: I guess I will give you a hint for mickstar813: Hamada's mobile number mickstar813: last 4 numbers
the number Sun Dec 31, 7:58:34am
mickstar813: Y: wtf are you laughing about?! mickstar813: M- he needs to cool his bum mickstar813: T; any ice? mickstar813: T; this is serious now mickstar813: Y; my butt must be red as mickstar813: M; daaaamn
mickstar813: M-
what shall we do? Sun Dec 31, 7:59:34am
mickstar813: Y- too cold mickstar813: H- wrap it in that mickstar813: Matsumoto getting rip cream mickstar813: Y: you put something on mickstar813: OWWWWW mickstar813: IT's buring!!! mickstar813: Y; you put some shit on!!! mickstar813: Y; you did right?! mickstar813: Y; I told you not to mickstar813: Y: OWWWWW mickstar813: It's BURING Sun Dec 31, 8:00:35am
mickstar813: Y; see? mickstar813: Y; i told you no mickstar813: Y: seriously mickstar813: M; really? I thought maybe it'd be good mickstar813: Y: please, your mobile number mickstar813: M: he cant tell you though mickstar813: Y: what do you prefer? just the last 4 numbers of my mickstar813: M- your butt is healing. what you laughing baout?
arse dies Sun Dec 31, 8:01:42am
mickstar813: Y- seriously though. mickstar813: H- get matsumoto to solve it mickstar813: M-Hamada should write his number on your mickstar813: you need to figure out the umber from that
butt Sun Dec 31, 8:04:14am
mickstar813: M: hamada, write the 4 numbers on your butt. mickstar813: And you got to decipher it mickstar813: Y- fine mickstar813: M- that will be so fun, and no one watching will mickstar813: M- don't move your butt though mickstar813: M- you have serious arsehole hair man mickstar813: M- concentrate on the buring sensation
know the number
Sun Dec 31, 8:05:22am
mickstar813: M- don't move! mickstar813: E- the number will disappear mickstar813: T- did you get it? mickstar813: Y- tell me if I am right here mickstar813: Y- 2? mickstar813: wrong?.. mickstar813: H- I did write it properly. how mickstar813: E- his arse will break soon mickstar813: M- I think it will be hard
you get it wrong? Sun Dec 31, 8:06:32am
mickstar813: Maybe
just do it as many times as your number (if it's two, he rubs it
twice) mickstar813: Y: mickstar813: Ymickstar813: Y-
say when you start and finish how many times did you just do it? please tell me
mickstar813: T- you got to endure man mickstar813: Y- hang on a minute mickstar813: E- come on, mickstar813: Pin* mickstar813: Y- what the fuck are you doing mickstar813: Y- just stabbed me Sun Dec 31, 8:07:34am
mickstar813: Toothpick* mickstar813: T- maybe it's better you do it with that mickstar813: M- and it will stick on your arse(the mark) mickstar813: first digit clear mickstar813: T- you can do this mickstar813: H-sorry mickstar813: Y- don't 'sorry' me... mickstar813: Y- Tanaka, can you do it? mickstar813: T- I don;'t know his number though Sun Dec 31, 8:08:37am
mickstar813: T- only Hamada knows. mickstar813: Y- get him to tell you mickstar813: M- how about put it in your arsehole mickstar813: Y- no way... mickstar813: H- I will put Gum syrup on this mickstar813: E- only 3 more digits mickstar813: second digit
and then get him to write it
Sun Dec 31, 8:10:11am
mickstar813: Pay attention to Matsumoto mickstar813: Y; what the fuck is that?! mickstar813: Y; what are you doing with that? mickstar813: M- it was a bonus mickstar813: Y- amazing you found that mickstar813: Y- last one please mickstar813: H- why don't you just find the last mickstar813: T- you can do it
one out yourself Sun Dec 31, 8:11:14am
mickstar813: M- yeah, why didn't he just do this? mickstar813: I am a cursed doll mickstar813: I am Hosei mickstar813: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA mickstar813: E: at least you stoppe dit mickstar813: M: the cursed doll mickstar813: M: you did really well mickstar813: H: amazing that this fit in your arsehole mickstar813: Y: i don;'t know if it did... mickstar813: Y; yeah, it went in... Sun Dec 31, 8:12:29am
mickstar813: M: you are the lowest of the mickstar813: 4:30pm mickstar813: E: great job mickstar813: H: there is a pillow for you mickstar813: E that was tough huh?
low
mickstar813: F: hey guys, we are going to watch Police mickstar813: E: will it be okay? mickstar813: Y: he got beat the shit out of before mickstar813: F: sit in the same place as before please
Story get filmd again
Sun Dec 31, 8:13:35am
mickstar813: H: wires here... mickstar813: The main character re-appears mickstar813: he is talking to the director this mickstar813: ACtion TEST mickstar813: Test goes perfectly...
time Sun Dec 31, 8:14:47am
mickstar813: here comes the real thing mickstar813: Completely different to before mickstar813: H: That kick hurt for sure mickstar813: director, CUT please... mickstar813: E: why wont he watch mickstar813: CUT mickstar813: M: he is laughing mickstar813: M: HES LAUGHING mickstar813: M: what are they doing??? Sun Dec 31, 8:15:53am
mickstar813: M: THATS TOO MUCH mickstar813: H- OMG THATS DANGEROUS mickstar813: M- DIRECTOR mickstar813: Main character runs away... mickstar813: H- that was ridiculous mickstar813: T- outrageous mickstar813: M- the director was laughing mickstar813: H- he wasnt watching Sun Dec 31, 8:18:53am
mickstar813: 5pm, that trap starts again mickstar813: NEXT UP IS mickstar813: Oonishi lion mickstar813: 3 actresses mickstar813: who will play the part mickstar813: first up... mickstar813: shibuki jun mickstar813: plays male roles mickstar813: 50 years old mickstar813: still beautiful mickstar813: bery professional mickstar813: we are asking her to take part mickstar813: do not laugh 24 hours Sun Dec 31, 8:19:55am
mickstar813: my senpai daichi san plays pako mickstar813: H: she didn't use honorifics mickstar813: It's tough job right? mickstar813: If you would be willing to do it... mickstar813: Next up mickstar813: Kozawa Maju
mickstar813: In 2004 drama mickstar813: shocked at her
in her role 'beathing the shit out of her kid; Sun Dec 31, 8:21:01am
mickstar813: the costume is this... oonishi lion mickstar813: I know it reall well, but was he this naked? mickstar813: You've done loads of roles mickstar813: If you think of this as 'Oonishi lion'... mickstar813: If I think about the situation and imagine myself
in this role, maybe i can
do it mickstar813: Natsuna mickstar813: Was in Gantz (film) mickstar813: and is an actress Sun Dec 31, 8:22:03am
mickstar813: was a heroin in drama series 2012 mickstar813: We want you to take part as this mickstar813: But this, omg, I have bogies coming out my nose mickstar813: ummm this is not what I imagined doing... mickstar813: This is seriously a high level. I am not too up for showing mickstar813: Who out of the 3 will be Onishi Lion
my body... Sun Dec 31, 8:24:56am
mickstar813: 5 seconds, hamada answer mickstar813: H: shibuki-san mickstar813: Who is the right answer mickstar813: they're coming in now mickstar813: M: what an idiot mickstar813: H: she's really going for it mickstar813: M: i really thought she wouldnt mickstar813: Y: NO WAY mickstar813: H- they're really going for it mickstar813: WHO KNEW? ALL OF THEM Sun Dec 31, 8:26:03am
mickstar813: E- amazing... mickstar813: Y_ they all came out mickstar813: M- didnt expect that mickstar813: M- so you did that... mickstar813: Can we? mickstar813: This job is just stupid mickstar813: for old men with bad BO, i have to look like this mickstar813: that geezer looks at me with dirty eyes mickstar813: stop looking at my tits, you 4th rate comedian mickstar813: E- that's a bit rude... mickstar813: If I am honest, I don't want to do a job like this Sun Dec 31, 8:27:09am
mickstar813: Yoshinobu begged me to do it, so I did it mickstar813: But he's just a shit time producer. mickstar813: He's only been on this show.. mickstar813: T- is that true?.. mickstar813: Y- he's the chairman though mickstar813: But a true actress carries out her duty through mickstar813: You;'re so awesome
to the end
mickstar813: We,
will still sing Sun Dec 31, 8:28:18am
mickstar813: We will carry on to live (with mickstar813: Low life (no future for him) mickstar813: even shit jobs like this mickstar813: The actress of life mickstar813: we are Actresses mickstar813: H- amazing mickstar813: Thank you mickstar813: With a smile, they leave mickstar813: H- what the hell mickstar813: E- amazing
Yoshinobu)
Sun Dec 31, 8:29:20am
mickstar813: T- ow mickstar813: 5pm mickstar813: 5:30pm mickstar813: Finally, police like work mickstar813: F: hey guys mickstar813: unlike you, a first rate policeman is doing some work mickstar813: we're going to watch mickstar813: M: my body aches mickstar813: F; we are going in mickstar813: Line in mickstar813: up* mickstar813: H: it's spacious mickstar813: F: the guy will get what he needs out of the criminal mickstar813: Kendo Kobayashi
now
Sun Dec 31, 8:30:21am
mickstar813: Bring in the criminal mickstar813: How long does he paln on not talking.. today I will break mickstar813: Sit down mickstar813: Do you know what you did? Talk now mickstar813: I cheated... mickstar813: When you drink, you get sleept and ask girls to do stuff
him
Sun Dec 31, 8:31:29am
mickstar813: (hmm, not getting the joke as I am not up mickstar813: M: that's not a crime mickstar813: DONT MOVE mickstar813: What the hell shall I do? mickstar813: WAIT mickstar813: Who are you mickstar813: I am here this year too, mickstar813: HENTAI KAMEN mickstar813: Hentai Kamen appears mickstar813: T- this is some serious shit going down mickstar813: The dream mickstar813: He's a real pervert mickstar813: H- what an idiot
to date) xD
Sun Dec 31, 8:32:33am
mickstar813: I
will shoot him
mickstar813: Don't worry about me, get him mickstar813: hentai kamen: my arm.. mickstar813: I need another helper mickstar813: You're kidding me... mickstar813: I need a rael perverted friend... mickstar813: GO mickstar813: H- are you serious?... mickstar813: ECSTACYYYYYY Sun Dec 31, 8:35:30am
mickstar813: FWOOOOOOOOO mickstar813: H- what an idiot mickstar813: I cheated on my hotel and filled up mickstar813: the ultimate patheticness mickstar813: M- he must feel better mickstar813: Thanks for doing that mickstar813: Why are you still wearing pants... mickstar813: H- what the hell
my hotel points
Sun Dec 31, 8:36:34am
mickstar813: You feel freer, right? mickstar813: They fially combine mickstar813: Golden power BEAM mickstar813: They successfully defeat the guy mickstar813: HENTAI KAMEN mickstar813: Cheating Kamen- we will be busy mickstar813: YES
from next year Sun Dec 31, 8:37:38am
mickstar813: M- Don't be so crude mickstar813: M- whats with the walk mickstar813: didn't think I would be rescused by that guy... mickstar813: Bring the next guy in mickstar813: E_ there is more? mickstar813: H- no way mickstar813: M- wow mickstar813: Takito- talk already. how long you going to protect mickstar813: detective, again?
that woman Sun Dec 31, 8:38:42am
mickstar813: You've talked to me loads, I am the criminal mickstar813: No. She is the one who killed him/her mickstar813: you decided to cover her, that's all mickstar813: Detective, i'm sick of your shit. You just dont give up. I did it all mickstar813: CUT THE SHIT mickstar813: Are you okay how your life goes? mickstar813: yes, I am fine mickstar813: He is protecting a woman... mickstar813: I have been in this industry for ages, but you're the biggest idiot mickstar813: I lose... mickstar813: WAIT mickstar813: LET ME GO mickstar813: There she is... Sun Dec 31, 8:39:46am
mickstar813: Why are you protecting the likes of... mickstar813: I cant trick them anymore mickstar813: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING mickstar813: IM SORRY mickstar813: JUST ME, BEING OKAY, LIVING NORMALLY mickstar813: DETECTIVE mickstar813: I DID IT mickstar813: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? mickstar813: SERIOUSLY, I DID IT mickstar813: Tomochika, something is wrong with her. mickstar813: dont' listen to her mickstar813: I DID IT mickstar813: TAKITO mickstar813: Why is he calling her like that? mickstar813: I will take the batsu mickstar813: Crying?... mickstar813: Why.... mickstar813: WHY??.... mickstar813: IM SORRY Sun Dec 31, 8:40:47am
mickstar813: IM SORRY mickstar813: H: god he pisses me off mickstar813: H- im fine being out... mickstar813: H- you're kidding me? mickstar813: yeah, go to Dogo Onsen mickstar813: The last water of Japan supposedly. mickstar813: at night, the light is really soft above
and it's so nice Sun Dec 31, 8:42:05am
mickstar813: (sorry need more time to translate that part) mickstar813: H: why is the detective doing nothing mickstar813: H- what the fuck are they on about mickstar813: Takito, you can do anything in your life mickstar813: Let's do everything together mickstar813: (shakes head) mickstar813: If I die, the reality will be kept in the dark mickstar813: TAKITO mickstar813: you're kidding me mickstar813: DONT BE STUPID mickstar813: I wanted to be happy... mickstar813: TAKITO Sun Dec 31, 8:43:06am
mickstar813: TAKITO IS DEAD mickstar813: H- he dies... mickstar813: Takito... mickstar813: T- he's died mickstar813: You're probably right. You did mickstar813: Im sorry... mickstar813: Takito!!! mickstar813: WOOOOOW mickstar813: WELCOME TO HAPPY BOY
the right thing
mickstar813: I wasn tdead actually mickstar813: I drank HAPPY MEDICINE mickstar813: I AM SUPER HAPPY mickstar813: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mickstar813: THE Real happy boy appears Sun Dec 31, 8:44:11am
mickstar813: BABYON mickstar813: THERE IT IS mickstar813: THANK YOU VERY MUCH mickstar813: ITS AMAZING HOW THE REAL AMERICAN BOY COMES mickstar813: AND IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS WHEN HE COMES OUT mickstar813: THIS IS NOT A DRAMA mickstar813: ITS A VARIETY mickstar813: MY ACTING CAREER IS GOING BAD mickstar813: YOU NEED TO HEAL THAT BURN mickstar813: (TOO FAST) mickstar813: Your friend mickstar813: she is crying mickstar813: EXCELLENT mickstar813: IT WAS GOOD mickstar813: YOURE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO CRY mickstar813: YOURE HAPPY BOY mickstar813: BUT YOUR HEART IS UNHAPPY mickstar813: HEYY mickstar813: HAPPY BOYYYYY mickstar813: WOW mickstar813: SEE YOU
OUT
Sun Dec 31, 8:45:17am
mickstar813: I think easy dance... mickstar813: TSUKKOMI!! mickstar813: T: amaizing mickstar813: H: they really went for it mickstar813: T: I cant believe they came out mickstar813: This is what happens, huh?... mickstar813: You get me, right? mickstar813: Y; no... mickstar813: M: which part mickstar813: The woman gets left by herself... mickstar813: You get me, right?... mickstar813: At the end, the only sad one is the mickstar813: H: what the hell is wrong with her
woman.. you get me,right? Sun Dec 31, 8:48:20am
mickstar813: the 5 are shattered mickstar813: 7pm- that GUY appears mickstar813: centre of politics mickstar813: new york, where everyone gathers mickstar813: there are a lot of crimes which occur mickstar813: we are introducing you to mickstar813: legendary policeman mickstar813: who risk their lives
mickstar813: file number 1- man who has better nose mickstar813: dogs have noses 100000 more powerful mickstar813: except for one man mickstar813: that man... mickstar813: JIMMY...
than a dog than man
Sun Dec 31, 8:49:20am
mickstar813: legend police mickstar813: sniifing practive mickstar813: these are 5 fruits mickstar813: he will sniff the tissue rubbed on mickstar813: and guess correctly mickstar813: correct answer- orange mickstar813: what will jimmy say mickstar813: ORANGE mickstar813: clear mickstar813: jimmy gets it right, as expected
it
Sun Dec 31, 8:50:22am
mickstar813: from my nose... mickstar813: into my brain mickstar813: it was absorbed mickstar813: E- it's started... mickstar813: M_ thisis what he's doing? mickstar813: J- that smelly one? (Not sure what mickstar813: M- what is he laughing bout?!
Kankitsuke is) if someone can find out Sun Dec 31, 8:51:27am
mickstar813: M- his laughing face is so tough mickstar813: H- i wish he wouldnt say it like that mickstar813: Kankitsuke mickstar813: Jimmys legend still continues mickstar813: E- it is still going to continue mickstar813: T- it will come later. mickstar813: F- you guys are lucky mickstar813: we have a real criminal here, and you mickstar813: M- not sure we are lucky mickstar813: H- I am a bit scared
can see him now Sun Dec 31, 8:52:27am
mickstar813: F- there is a seat inside, go sit down mickstar813: Real dangerous criminal* mickstar813: E- so scared mickstar813: ITAO mickstar813: That is the real dangerous criminal, Professor
Itao Sun Dec 31, 8:55:05am
mickstar813: Y- so scary. mickstar813: That is the very dangerous criminal, professor Itao mickstar813: ALL OUT mickstar813: M- i know him, but I don't know him... mickstar813: F- he killed a lot of people, was a professor mickstar813: he's incredibly smart mickstar813: You're dumb... you keep stumbling when speaking mickstar813: You, fatty who cant talk normally
mickstar813: H- why?... mickstar813: E- he has boobs
right? Sun Dec 31, 8:56:14am
mickstar813: M- they're not massive... mickstar813: he looks at the membahs mickstar813: Big lips mickstar813: H- yes mickstar813: You answer to that, huh? mickstar813: H- they call me it... mickstar813: I- what about when you eat Tarako? mickstar813: Y- what is he on about?.. mickstar813: Tarako lips... mickstar813: What's the nicest thing to eat in winter mickstar813: Nabe... mickstar813: What is in your nabe.. mickstar813: H- tofu mickstar813: You like Tofu? mickstar813: H- I don't LOVE it mickstar813: What is your favourite thing in the nabe Sun Dec 31, 8:57:23am
mickstar813: M- i wish he'd let you speak mickstar813: oe of you needs to back down mickstar813: Tarako lips mickstar813: You are quite good at hanging mickstar813: M- he stumbled mickstar813: But you actually hate humans mickstar813: Small Rakugo mickstar813: Do as I say mickstar813: (sorry, not sure)
with people
Sun Dec 31, 8:58:28am
mickstar813: Something about balls... mickstar813: You guys told me all your secrets mickstar813: So I will tell you my secrets mickstar813: to you... mickstar813: M- this is weird mickstar813: H- they look really good Sun Dec 31, 8:59:29am
mickstar813: M- don't say that!!!! mickstar813: He has real looking breasts mickstar813: I am going to sleep mickstar813: GO HOME mickstar813: Shall we go then?.. mickstar813: Y- that was fucked up Sun Dec 31, 9:02:01am
mickstar813: 8pm, 12 hours in mickstar813: going to meeting about criminals mickstar813: F- okay go in and see mickstar813: High Heel (same generation as Downtown) mickstar813: M- damn, the veterans are here... mickstar813: Y- they're going to have a lot of dirt on you
are present (two ladies)
mickstar813: Right, staritng the meeting mickstar813: We are going to talk about someone
who we think could be a major
danger Sun Dec 31, 9:03:02am
mickstar813: Matsumoto of Downtown mickstar813: He's getting really old mickstar813: on DT Deluce, there was a magician mickstar813: asked a woman to write two figures mickstar813: Matsumoto-san, please can you blind fold memickstar813: Matsumoto went onto cover his own eyes... mickstar813: He should retire... mickstar813: Any other?... mickstar813: Downtown both of them... mickstar813: NSC woman- they used to be peeping toms mickstar813: they used mirros
he asked Matsumoto
Sun Dec 31, 9:04:05am
mickstar813: but then we used to kick the shit out of them mickstar813: H- what are you on about? mickstar813: Matsumoto liked Ringo, Hamada liked Momoko mickstar813: That's so bad mickstar813: Any others? mickstar813: Hamada... He did a big shit on it... mickstar813: Natsumi asked him 'can we throw it' mickstar813: He answered 'I like it. Please wash it' mickstar813: So she pretended to wash it Sun Dec 31, 9:05:08am
mickstar813: but then threw away the pants mickstar813: usually, hamada doesnt notice mickstar813: but he said 'I really liked those pants' mickstar813: ad was down about it for days... mickstar813: He really loved the pants mickstar813: About Matsumoto... mickstar813: He was doing a shoot in Fukuoka.. You know when he is there mickstar813: it is tough, they go crazy mickstar813: so he wears a mask, when he walks and does everything mickstar813: He took that mask after one day... mickstar813: And put that mask in a zip lock mickstar813: for 2 days.. Sun Dec 31, 9:06:09am
mickstar813: NO WAY mickstar813: That was just luck mickstar813: Both sides were properly rough mickstar813: This is a;so about masks mickstar813: I went to a meal with him mickstar813: we went to a bar mickstar813: our junior gave him a pro-wresetler mickstar813: he was really happy mickstar813: so he wore it mickstar813: we didnt ask him to wear it mickstar813: he just wore it
mask as a present
mickstar813: we all like 'yeah it suits you'... mickstar813: he then just took his top off mickstar813: cos he is ripped mickstar813: and he looks good
obviously
Sun Dec 31, 9:07:10am
mickstar813: and we were like 'damn are you this big' mickstar813: and the more we said it mickstar813: he was like 'no no, i don't train that much' mickstar813: but we're like 'seriously, you are ripped as shit; mickstar813: but the more we say it, he is like 'I don't work out at all; mickstar813: but by the end. he is tensing up so much his tits are huge mickstar813: next up mickstar813: Tsukitei housei mickstar813: he is rakugoka, for 10 years now mickstar813: he's done well mickstar813: He got a CM, for DS Mario mickstar813: he had to talk about Mario and Luigi in the CM mickstar813: it's a good CM Sun Dec 31, 9:08:11am
mickstar813: but there is a secret mickstar813: he bows his head at the beginning mickstar813: at the end mickstar813: but Nintendo using graphics covered his bold patc mickstar813: because he was really senseitive about it mickstar813: About Hamada mickstar813: When hamada is in osaks mickstar813: he plays with this guy a lot mickstar813: he went one day, had a light in his hand mickstar813: he doesn't know why mickstar813: at the hotel, there was going to be a powe cut at 1am Sun Dec 31, 9:09:14am
mickstar813: so they gave them all 1 light stick mickstar813: and then, the electricity went out mickstar813: its black mickstar813: he wants to go to the tiolet mickstar813: so his junior is holding the thing mickstar813: so he made his junior wave the light
so he could see where he was peeing
and where his penis was mickstar813: Why didn't he just go before the power cut?... Sun Dec 31, 9:11:06am
mickstar813: hamada does go a bit far mickstar813: hamada was laughing on the floor mickstar813: he was laughing hysterically on the mickstar813: but no one else was laughing mickstar813: This is not a cheating rumour mickstar813: but it's Koumoto mickstar813: he talked to Daigo mickstar813: about something mickstar813: his penis wont stand up anymore
floor
Sun Dec 31, 9:12:10am
mickstar813: and you cant laugh about this.. so daigo took it seriously mickstar813: he obviously wants to help him, but obviously cant... mickstar813: so he recommended he talks to another girl mickstar813: whilst eating, if he talks to them, and gets a hard on. mickstar813: Then that is fine mickstar813: So he told him mickstar813: if you get a boner mickstar813: put your collar up mickstar813: So they got the girl... mickstar813: and when I got there mickstar813: He already had his collar up like near his ears... Sun Dec 31, 9:13:15am
mickstar813: Damn, quick stuff huh? mickstar813: I want ot talk about Daigo mickstar813: He was a bit down about not getting it up mickstar813: he drank quite a lot.. mickstar813: and in the shop... he was eating yakitori mickstar813: There is a woman who listens to anything i say mickstar813: but what if (damn it, cant keep up) mickstar813: KOUMOTO mickstar813: what are you doing mickstar813: (he basically got him back for the previous story) Sun Dec 31, 9:14:19am
mickstar813: DAMN THAT IS DIRTY WORDS mickstar813: he said that as a joke whilst as joke mickstar813: Daigo is really quick to get on girls mickstar813: He went to a 'club' recently, and got a bill mickstar813: What the fuck? why? mickstar813: Who gives a shit about this story mickstar813: YOU STARTED IT mickstar813: 21:30 mickstar813: Hamada suddenly realises something mickstar813: Police book mickstar813: M- oh, it wasn't just me
charge from Russia!
Sun Dec 31, 9:15:24am
mickstar813: M- I knew on the bus mickstar813: and thought only I had it mickstar813: M_ there is something to this mickstar813: Matsumoto is right, mickstar813: something HUGE happens due
to the books Sun Dec 31, 9:16:42am
mickstar813: 10pm mickstar813: 14 hours in mickstar813: they now look shattered mickstar813: SOMETHING HUGE WILL HAPPN NOW mickstar813: EMERGENCY mickstar813: MURDER IN THE POLICE CENTRE mickstar813: EVERYONE GATHER mickstar813: F: something huge happened. come with mickstar813: E: within the police centre?
me
mickstar813: F: This way guys mickstar813: F: sit down ther mickstar813: 'A familiar settting'..... Sun Dec 31, 9:17:44am
mickstar813: H- what is this. mickstar813: H- the pttern is similar... mickstar813: We have received intel about the crimial mickstar813: if we find him, we will punish him here. mickstar813: And the punishment? This... mickstar813: Chono-kun- the slap machine mickstar813: We will show you the slap mickstar813: Please prepare 'that' mickstar813: Hosei-kun, the dummy mickstar813: let's show you the power Sun Dec 31, 9:18:57am
mickstar813: The criminal will get that mickstar813: okay? mickstar813: Let's find the criminal mickstar813: GOD DAMN mickstar813: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU mickstar813: y: you're kidding me mickstar813: CHONO APPEARS
DOING Sun Dec 31, 9:21:19am
mickstar813: GOD DAMN mickstar813: what the hell are you doing mickstar813: Y: you're kidding me mickstar813: Y: NO WAY mickstar813: C: HEY, what are you doing?! mickstar813: The slapping machine, you said... mickstar813: You wouldn't slap... mickstar813: C: It's just lip service... (bullshit) mickstar813: Y: NO NO NO NO NO mickstar813: E: well that's that mickstar813: I will explain again mickstar813: a whole family died lately Sun Dec 31, 9:22:24am
mickstar813: however, a dolphin-chan who remembers mickstar813: saw it mickstar813: and she will bark mickstar813: when finds the criminal mickstar813: YOU GUYS mickstar813: get your books out mickstar813: in your pocket mickstar813: GET THEM OUT mickstar813: Dolphin chan will sniff their books mickstar813: and if he barksmickstar813: well yeah... you get the just
the scent of the criminal
Sun Dec 31, 9:23:32am
mickstar813: C- Are mickstar813: T- NO
you the criminal?!
mickstar813: NO REACTION mickstar813: Tanaka is innocecnt mickstar813: ENDO mickstar813: IS IT NOT YOU? mickstar813: E: NOT ME mickstar813: IS IT YOU? mickstar813: E; no mickstar813: NO REACTION mickstar813: endo is innocent mickstar813: (I think you'll be fine mickstar813: no reaction mickstar813: hamada innocent
for translation here) Sun Dec 31, 9:24:46am
mickstar813: Yamasaki trying to put his book mickstar813: OHHHH mickstar813: MATSUMOTO IS CRIMINAL?! mickstar813: C- were you at the crime scene mickstar813: M- he rubbed his book on mine mickstar813: I will check Hosei too mickstar813: Dogs are honest. mickstar813: Are you the criminal, Hosei? mickstar813: NO IT IS MATSUMOTO mickstar813: Dolphin, is it not him? mickstar813: Dolphin doesn't bark
near Matsumotos'...
Sun Dec 31, 9:25:48am
mickstar813: ISNT IT YOU? mickstar813: Y- he barked on Matsumoto mickstar813: dolphin-chan... mickstar813: However, he barked at Matsumoto mickstar813: C- it's not you? mickstar813: Y- no. mickstar813: C- Matsumoto, come here mickstar813: Chono-san, please slap him mickstar813: These things happen... mickstar813: We want to go along with this... Sun Dec 31, 9:26:54am
mickstar813: Because Dolphin-chan barked, Matsumoto now mickstar813: Y- Nothing we can do mickstar813: M- this is fucked up. GO up anyway. mickstar813: The plan has changed, but now for the slap mickstar813: C- Matsumoto... mickstar813: Can't help it with dogs mickstar813: he reacted to your smell mickstar813: M_ what you mean by 'cant help it with dogs'.... mickstar813: Y- there is no getting out of it mickstar813: E- so all of us had the chance to be up there? mickstar813: M- wait, what are we doing? mickstar813: C- same as every year
gets the slap..
Sun Dec 31, 9:27:56am
mickstar813: M-
you serioes?
mickstar813: C- you work out anyway... mickstar813: C- what's with that finger... mickstar813: M- wait, I don't know but... mickstar813: Y- this is weird but these things happen to mickstar813: C- You'll be fine... mickstar813: M- my EAR HAS GONE mickstar813: it's making a sound mickstar813: M- Wait, WHAT? mickstar813: Y- amazing mickstar813: C-prepare yourself. be a man mickstar813: M- wait, you serious? Something will change Sun Dec 31, 9:28:59am
mickstar813: M- it's coming mickstar813: H- SHUT UP MAN mickstar813: M- Chono-san, serious? mickstar813: Y- do it mickstar813: C- you got a problem? mickstar813: M- No, you're actually going mickstar813: C- prepare yourself mickstar813: M- i'm so hot mickstar813: Y_ close your mouth mickstar813: 5 mickstar813: 4 mickstar813: 3
to do it
Sun Dec 31, 9:31:44am
mickstar813: 5 mickstar813: 4
mickstar813: 3 mickstar813: 2 mickstar813: WAIT WAIT WAIT mickstar813: Y; HEY mickstar813: We have a mistake mickstar813: that dog, dolphin... had nothing to do it mickstar813: the real dolphin was elsewhere... mickstar813: THIS is the real Dolphin mickstar813: E: they do like alike... mickstar813: C- Matsumoto, go back mickstar813: M- that was TERRIFYING mickstar813: now the real dolphin will find the real criminal mickstar813: Tanaka- you okay? mickstar813: T- im okay. mickstar813: are oyu the criminal? Sun Dec 31, 9:32:45am
mickstar813: T- no mickstar813: No reaction mickstar813: Tanaka is safe
mickstar813: Endo and Hamada are also safe mickstar813: Only 2 people remain mickstar813: Are you okay? mickstar813: You weren't at the crime scene mickstar813: Y- shu... mickstar813: Are you the criminal? mickstar813: M- no mickstar813: No reaction mickstar813: Only you are left... mickstar813: Let's see this. Sun Dec 31, 9:33:51am
mickstar813: Dogs are honest mickstar813: are you the criminal, Hosei? mickstar813: NO mickstar813: Y; WHY ARE YOU CRYING SO MUCH mickstar813: Y; why so much? mickstar813: E: he cried so much mickstar813: THE REAL CRIMINAL IS HOSEI mickstar813: Chono-san... mickstar813: Friday, I saw the whole article mickstar813: SHUT UP mickstar813: M- he won't even let him speak... Sun Dec 31, 9:34:53am
mickstar813: E- he wont let him speak even mickstar813: C- stand... mickstar813: C- you're the only one... You get it? mickstar813: You said it on a lot of shows and that article mickstar813: That you wouldnt.. fdp[gsfssfd mickstar813: H- Give it up mickstar813: E- there's no getting out of it mickstar813: Y- but he said it mickstar813: Y- don't Lip service me. mickstar813: C- you prepared? mickstar813: Y- no... it was on the articles, and the programs mickstar813: you wouldnt slap anymore mickstar813: C_ that's just lip service Sun Dec 31, 9:35:53am
mickstar813: Y- what the fuck is that?! mickstar813: E- Tbf, I get you mickstar813: H- he just asked so nonchalantely 'what is that' mickstar813: Wait, I know I am getting slapped mickstar813: Y- My jaw... mickstar813: Y- its' really bad mickstar813: M- HE;S LYING mickstar813: H- he's lying mickstar813: Y- I searched it on the internet, it makes a noise
here Sun Dec 31, 9:36:54am
mickstar813: C- nothing to do with slap, mickstar813: The criminal gets a SLAP mickstar813: I will take the slap
I will sort it out with one slap
mickstar813: Y- but can I say one thing. HIt that blonde mickstar813: M- what the fuck?! mickstar813: M- he said that so clearly... mickstar813: M- Why? mickstar813: C- Why do I have to hit him? mickstar813: Y- the first Dolphin barked mickstar813: M- he was a different one mickstar813: Y_ SAY THE TRUTH mickstar813: Y- THE TRUTH mickstar813: Hosei, he has nothing to do with this.
guy there...
Sun Dec 31, 9:37:55am
mickstar813: You're the criminal mickstar813: Y- okay... mickstar813: C- okay, countdown mickstar813: Ow... mickstar813: STAND UP STRAIGHT mickstar813: starting at 5, or 3? mickstar813: 5 please mickstar813: M- says it like he;'s looking mickstar813: 5 mickstar813: 4 mickstar813: 3 mickstar813: 2 mickstar813: 1 mickstar813: DAAAAAAAMN mickstar813: HOLY FUCK mickstar813: GOD DAMN
for the slap
Sun Dec 31, 9:39:02am
mickstar813: Y- I'm done now mickstar813: Let's go mickstar813: 11pm mickstar813: Trouble brews late at night mickstar813: F- big problem guys mickstar813: there is a seriously strong gang and police battling mickstar813: M- yeah, it's about time to do that mickstar813: M- doesnt' change a thing even if we go though... mickstar813: They go by bus to the trouble spot mickstar813: those men are waiting Sun Dec 31, 9:42:07am
mickstar813: M: surely the police will win mickstar813: H: yeah they need to mickstar813: Argument mode mickstar813: Police: you guys, get out of here mickstar813: HEY YOU mickstar813: SHUT UP AND JUST WATCH mickstar813: F: sit there and watch mickstar813: (banter back and forth) mickstar813: What are we going to do it? mickstar813: Let's put our bodies on the line mickstar813: wooo
mickstar813: average age of 46 mickstar813: putting their bodies
on the line Sun Dec 31, 9:43:12am
mickstar813: when they take the clothes off.. I cant tell who's on which mickstar813: BRING THAT IN mickstar813: present of deaht mickstar813: you have to play with it like a kid for 60 seconds (I think mickstar813: ) mickstar813: you have to be really happy mickstar813: will you be my kid? mickstar813: okay, start mickstar813: Daddy, whats this mickstar813: It's that? mickstar813: THAT? mickstar813: YEEEEY mickstar813: YEEEEY mickstar813: Thanks papapapa mickstar813: papa mickstar813: papa mickstar813: thanks mickstar813: so happy mickstar813: papa mickstar813: pap
tema.
Sun Dec 31, 9:44:13am
mickstar813: it's just a dance mickstar813: kids dont do that mickstar813: PApa mickstar813: OPEN IT FFS mickstar813: He stood on it!! mickstar813: rock paper scissor mickstar813: and the direction with mickstar813: slow motion stly mickstar813: first comes rock... mickstar813: janken... mickstar813: you look.... mickstar813: that waaay
the finger after game
Sun Dec 31, 9:45:13am
mickstar813: okay... mickstar813: janken poi.. mickstar813: you look.... mickstar813: that waay.... mickstar813: janken poi... mickstar813: M- this better finish... mickstar813: H- what an annoying face mickstar813: M- this wont end mickstar813: M- we doing need another round mickstar813: This is where you grind it out mickstar813: you look that way mickstar813: They are EQUAL Sun Dec 31, 9:46:14am
mickstar813: all out mickstar813: draw mickstar813: BRING THAT IT mickstar813: IN* mickstar813: firework on your arse... mickstar813: game- try not to make a mickstar813: HOT HOTHOT
face Sun Dec 31, 9:47:17am
mickstar813: HOT mickstar813: HOT mickstar813: HOT mickstar813: he said he was HOt loads of times mickstar813: it awsn't hot at all mickstar813: Nice one, leader!!! mickstar813: Let's stop with the little games mickstar813: bring it in... mickstar813: special rubber box mickstar813: and the air gets sucked out from inside mickstar813: and you cant make a noise Sun Dec 31, 9:48:25am
mickstar813: getting prepared in the box mickstar813: I definitely wont make a noise mickstar813: are you sure you're going to be okay? mickstar813: SHOW THEM WHATCHA GOT mickstar813: What isthis?! mickstar813: his body is tightly held mickstar813: 60 seconds mickstar813: starting now mickstar813: he's properly frozen mickstar813: anything is fine mickstar813: he's shaking mickstar813: if that's true, why you shaking so much? Sun Dec 31, 9:49:28am
mickstar813: Komiya, look at him mickstar813: don't look at me... mickstar813: Let's go to the finale mickstar813: This is the last one mickstar813: The new special one mickstar813: Co2 gas on both sides mickstar813: both explode at same time mickstar813: and will make you spin like
mental Sun Dec 31, 9:50:29am
mickstar813: and they're going to eat hot soba mickstar813: ready mickstar813: start mickstar813: E- this will never be possible to do mickstar813: H- it's like a manga mickstar813: That was too long!!! mickstar813: Seems you'll have a good year next
year Sun Dec 31, 9:51:34am
mickstar813: next one is about courage mickstar813: lying on bed mickstar813: you guys, come over here mickstar813: they have to be asleep... mickstar813: first, flash cotton on nipples mickstar813: M- they're HUGE mickstar813: E- they're huge. his nipples might mickstar813: here we go mickstar813: M- he was like fwah
disappear Sun Dec 31, 9:52:38am
mickstar813: T- it burned so much mickstar813: Yoshinobu isn't waking up at all mickstar813: hot crepe on the face mickstar813: here we go mickstar813: H- he woke up! mickstar813: Like totally mickstar813: M- but that was right in his face mickstar813: He literally took it off mickstar813: Hold his legs down... Sun Dec 31, 9:53:44am
mickstar813: H- he threw it! mickstar813: E- he definitely is awake mickstar813: H- he totally threw it mickstar813: Oh I slept well mickstar813: it's now midnight, 16 hours mickstar813: M- tanaka, you never fat mickstar813: T- yeah... mickstar813: M- are you guys idiots? mickstar813: E- no... mickstar813: H- the fart Yamasaki did is the worst, he didn't mean mickstar813: M- if you think about before, will you fart again?
to Sun Dec 31, 9:54:52am
mickstar813: Y- someone is kicking me mickstar813: Y- stop mickstar813: Y- STRETCH ME, DON'T STRETCH ME mickstar813: E- WHICH ONE? mickstar813: M- stretch me, don't stretch me mickstar813: H- your timing was poor too mickstar813: M- anyway results wirse, we got a great mickstar813: stretch me, don't stretch me mickstar813: m- that's not it...
quote out of it Sun Dec 31, 9:55:57am
mickstar813: Y- maybe you need it done to you mickstar813: E- why me? mickstar813: E- we are different people mickstar813: M- are you fucking kidding me? mickstar813: M- SO IT DOES COME OUT mickstar813: M- HOLY SHIT IT SMELLS mickstar813: H- i never though it would come mickstar813: M- you just said 'I dont fart on TV'
mickstar813: Watch Matsumoto mickstar813: M- shit, poo came out mickstar813: Y- come on ma... Sun Dec 31, 9:57:12am
mickstar813: Y- it really came out, didn't it? mickstar813: H- i totally heard it mickstar813: M- one fart came out here, but you guys were loud mickstar813: so then I thought 'even though 80% came out, maybe
just the other 20% i
can push out' mickstar813: but 30% came out... mickstar813: a bit of poo came out... mickstar813: H: tanaka, smell him mickstar813: H: I wanna know if he is serious mickstar813: T: I am sorry Sun Dec 31, 9:58:16am
mickstar813: Y; COME ON MAN mickstar813: M: as a comedian, if you;'re making mickstar813: E: on new years eve mickstar813: M: is it leeking out around here? mickstar813: T: no, its fine mickstar813: Y; sniff up and see wher it is mickstar813: E; the epicentre... mickstar813: M: say 'not smelly' until smelly... mickstar813: T; not smely... mickstar813: not smelly...
people laugh by shitting, you are done
Sun Dec 31, 9:59:19am
mickstar813: SMELLY mickstar813: Seriously mickstar813: M: I am so embarassed. mickstar813: 0130 mickstar813: the last order.. mickstar813: Mum, read me a book Sun Dec 31, 10:00:24am
mickstar813: Today, I will read you a book i've been saving mickstar813: about 5 comedians, being eaten by a scary ghost mickstar813: come here then... mickstar813: come here... mickstar813: 'cookie' mickstar813: here i go... mickstar813: a long time ago mickstar813: matsumoto. mickstar813: hamda mickstar813: yamasaki mickstar813: endo mickstar813: tanaka mickstar813: 5 comedians mickstar813: there were* mickstar813: there were talking in the room mickstar813: when someone appeared mickstar813: and took hosei and endo
mickstar813: suddenly,
light go out Sun Dec 31, 10:01:25am
mickstar813: M; dark, dark mickstar813: Hosei and Endo gone mickstar813: But where to? mickstar813: AHHHH mickstar813: E: who are you? This is dangerous mickstar813: then, agian... mickstar813: Mum, what happens to them? mickstar813: Hosei and Endo will have their teeth mickstar813: That's scary mickstar813: It is right? mickstar813: It is scary...
pulled out and replaced
Sun Dec 31, 10:02:29am
mickstar813: and they get a lot of illness on their skin mickstar813: Then we need to help them quickly mickstar813: but from here mickstar813: you can laugh mickstar813: but not be scared... mickstar813: hosei and endo are in the grounds mickstar813: M: why they make us do this when I'm shattered? mickstar813: The 3 must go and find them mickstar813: M: which side? Sun Dec 31, 10:03:34am
mickstar813: T: I will go at the bac, I dont want to fall mickstar813: H: you're big, go ahead of us and cover mickstar813: H; what is this? mickstar813: A mystery ball mickstar813: decide on a representive mickstar813: to pull the string mickstar813: M: i cant reach mickstar813: I'm in my 50's mickstar813: H: you're the tallest mickstar813: M: order, you go first and we will rotate mickstar813: T: here I g mickstar813: M: what is it? mickstar813: Pick them up mickstar813: It is a present from me
us
Sun Dec 31, 10:04:35am
mickstar813: This is one of my jaws mickstar813: to eat with mickstar813: It's not just one huh? mickstar813: Another ball mickstar813: T: i did before mickstar813: M: do this one and we will both mickstar813: it wont come off mickstar813: Something flies out of the bin mickstar813: M: I HATE THESE mickstar813: T: that pisses me off
do 2 later
Sun Dec 31, 10:05:35am
mickstar813: (no idea) but it's the achilles of someone mickstar813: Y; how old is the kid mickstar813: E; 1 year 7 months mickstar813: EL in 10 days, I am having my 3rd child mickstar813: 14 year old girl mickstar813: 1 year 7 months mickstar813: and next is the boy mickstar813: Y: you're like Ishida mickstar813: (famous guy) mickstar813: Next order mickstar813: open 7, 8, 9 and 10 in order mickstar813: H; open it mickstar813: T; what? Sun Dec 31, 10:06:38am
mickstar813: Let's do it together mickstar813: H; how long you been working for... mickstar813: M: i dont wanna mickstar813: H; make tanaka do it mickstar813: H; what the hell was that mickstar813: an onion mickstar813: H; what the hell? mickstar813: 8 has meat mickstar813: 9 has pankko mickstar813: panko mickstar813: secret in 1. mickstar813: Nothing in here... mickstar813: HAMBURGER mickstar813: H: what the hell are you doing? mickstar813: He spilt all the panko Sun Dec 31, 10:07:41am
mickstar813: this town hasn't changed mickstar813: have you forgotten me mickstar813: it's me, hamburger mickstar813: E: god that scared me mickstar813: Y; what? A hamburger? mickstar813: Y; why? mickstar813: E: why? mickstar813: Right, here is a joke mickstar813: If you're giving your daughter a present, give her mickstar813: which is another way to say ii niku (good meat)... mickstar813: hamburger!!! mickstar813: H_ you're voice is something
1129...
Sun Dec 31, 10:08:44am
mickstar813: jyu is 10 but also gun in japanese mickstar813: M: the panko... mickstar813: His hair is all in it mickstar813: T: I am scared mickstar813: H: where the hell is this... mickstar813: I am reporter Abe mickstar813: With the American Police
mickstar813: Let's ask for an interviw mickstar813: with Hamada mickstar813: how's the wife? mickstar813: Shes fine mickstar813: how lovely mickstar813: if you're going to work par mickstar813: TANWORKKK
titme? Sun Dec 31, 10:09:46am
mickstar813: you got to do it with emphasis mickstar813: tanwaaark mickstar813: water came out of the mic mickstar813: M: I AM SOAKED mickstar813: Tanaka is in hysterics for a change mickstar813: M: that pissed me off more than anything mickstar813: The path is still quite far away mickstar813: more orders continue mickstar813: Next order... mickstar813: WAit here mickstar813: H: what do they mean by that? mickstar813: M: there they are
this year
Sun Dec 31, 10:10:50am
mickstar813: Mika-san must be havig it tough mickstar813: M; she is just casually laughing mickstar813: Are you friends mickstar813: we are the sexy american police who fight evil mickstar813: our senpai got transferred because of these guys mickstar813: she wants to meet you though mickstar813: please come out mickstar813: H; he is walking so slowly mickstar813: Yurian Retriever mickstar813: Look at that body... Sun Dec 31, 10:12:04am
mickstar813: She can't sig... mickstar813: H: just say it mickstar813: H; this is pissing me off mickstar813: H" what the fuck is going on mickstar813: H: just say it mickstar813: H: shes not looking mickstar813: H; finally one word mickstar813: They show the route the other 2 are mickstar813: however, there is pure darkness mickstar813: They have to go down here Sun Dec 31, 10:13:06am
mickstar813: Tanaka holds a camera from here mickstar813: watch using secret cameras and this mickstar813: M- what a waste of our time mickstar813: T- this way, straight mickstar813: H- this is scary mickstar813: M- damn... mickstar813: nothing is there and they get scared
mickstar813: M- damn it... mickstar813: M- i am so tense right mickstar813: Scare crow mickstar813: M- what's this mickstar813: That's disgusting
now
Sun Dec 31, 10:14:07am
mickstar813: T- THIS IS MY CLOTHES mickstar813: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH MY CLOTHES mickstar813: I wore this this morning mickstar813: T- that pisses me off mickstar813: There is a sign here mickstar813: Tanak has to do the fortune tellign mickstar813: (omikuji in japan is a piece of paper you pull out
at temples) Sun Dec 31, 10:15:10am
mickstar813: 2 metres Hamada jumps out mickstar813: H- oh shit mickstar813: H- what what what mickstar813: T- something is coming here mickstar813: M- my back will go!!! mickstar813: T- so scary mickstar813: T- so big mickstar813: so scary mickstar813: T- I am scared mickstar813: H- he is huge mickstar813: M- my back will go mickstar813: T- that was so scary mickstar813: M- that was terrifying mickstar813: T- like a little girl, was wearing mickstar813: HWLP US mickstar813: M- that was so tough mickstar813: they find the two
a skirt, but he was huge
Sun Dec 31, 10:16:11am
mickstar813: when suddenly mickstar813: you are altogether now mickstar813: I am Elegantomi mickstar813: You all look very scared mickstar813: ALIEN mickstar813: lastly, i have a present mickstar813: here mickstar813: paku paku doll mickstar813: falls down Sun Dec 31, 10:17:16am
mickstar813: alarms go off every where mickstar813: 5 get on the bikes mickstar813: they have to pedal together mickstar813: HUGE PAKU PAKU DOLL mickstar813: M- they spent money on something mickstar813: H- peddle harder mickstar813: Y- lets go, lets go mickstar813: M- This is ridiculous
like this
mickstar813: the
5 get out alive Sun Dec 31, 10:20:23am
mickstar813: 3am mickstar813: this year mickstar813: they worked as an american police man mickstar813: the 5 men had a lot to get over mickstar813: and finally mickstar813: wait for this moment... mickstar813: F; hey guys mickstar813: youre finished as american policemen mickstar813: you're done mickstar813: H- we are done eh? mickstar813: H: great work guys mickstar813: I am heipo mickstar813: I am the CEO heipo mickstar813: This year Sun Dec 31, 10:21:28am
mickstar813: I will finish with Nazokake, right? mickstar813: Do it with 'Po-ri-su' mickstar813: PO- WIth ponkotsu mickstar813: like a squirrel mickstar813: SU- Skunk... mickstar813: M- that was awful mickstar813: E- where is he taking him? mickstar813: H- that's dangerous mickstar813: M- yeah it is.. Sun Dec 31, 10:22:42am
mickstar813: ketsu meitsu (butt mates) mickstar813: Riding a jeep mickstar813: laughing mickstar813: you explained it all mickstar813: rolling around us mickstar813: revealing embarassing stories mickstar813: you start laughing mickstar813: Okay too fast mickstar813: haha Sun Dec 31, 10:23:53am
mickstar813: He cried, until he flew mickstar813: Hamada and Matsumoto got their mickstar813: screamed forever mickstar813: and just fell over mickstar813: wooow... mickstar813: woow... mickstar813: woooooahh mickstar813: woow.. mickstar813: wooww. mickstar813: any where battle mickstar813: old age is scary mickstar813: matsumot, cry when you wanna mickstar813: guess, appearing in front of them
butts kicked easy
mickstar813: TOO FAST mickstar813: Just wear pants mickstar813: that's all you got
to do Sun Dec 31, 10:24:58am
mickstar813: Takito, easily cries mickstar813: he cried, until he cry mickstar813: Gekidan kicked mickstar813: smashed against the ceiling mickstar813: the director ignored him loads mickstar813: they all wore tights mickstar813: got upset about the shit job mickstar813: hit in the balls mickstar813: got their face crushed mickstar813: and ran mickstar813: lots of kicking in the arse Sun Dec 31, 10:25:59am
mickstar813: that makes you stronger mickstar813: throw that past away mickstar813: and walk ahead mickstar813: the slap with a lot of tricks mickstar813: barking, crying, hitting, crying mickstar813: crying at the fear at night mickstar813: let me hear, cry, laugh, cry, as many mickstar813: this year's gaki
times Sun Dec 31, 10:27:02am
mickstar813: is simply laugh and cry mickstar813: let it out, until you're sick of it mickstar813: the laughter will make you laugh after mickstar813: don't be angry about some thing mickstar813: just laugh mickstar813: and head into the new year mickstar813: the 5 guys are just being silly mickstar813: and laughing and aging on... mickstar813: we wish you a year full of laughter
being exhausted after a year
Sun Dec 31, 10:29:56am
mickstar813: Thank you mickstar813: M- thank you very much mickstar813: H- we are in the new year. happy new year all. mickstar813: M- we did it huh? mickstar813: E- so this year too, we did it? mickstar813: Y- When I looked at the staff they nodded... mickstar813: And I thouhgt 'omg I get to watch him get slapped' mickstar813: M- I am fine getting slapped but when you said 'slap mickstar813: Y: sorry, but I want you to feel it mickstar813: H- please continue support for 2018 mickstar813: THE END
that blonde'...
Sun Dec 31, 10:31:02am
mickstar813: Disclaimer-
this is fiction
